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Offline terry

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My politically incorrect kid..
« on: December 04, 2008, 02:36:35 PM »
He's in eighth grade and a private school, that is generally pretty good.  But they have a new guidance counselor that wants help them "explore their feelings".    Robby hates this stuff.    They had a questionnaire they are supposed to fill out and then discuss it in a group.   They don't turn it in..

Question:  What would you do if someone bullied you at school?
Answer:   I'd kick their ass!

Question:  What would you do if someone stole something from your locker?
Answer:  I'd get it back, then I'd kick their ass!

Question: What would you do if someone was taunting you on the school bus?
Answer:  I'd tell them to shut up and if they didn't, when we got off the bus.. I'd kick their ass!

Question: What would you do if someone bullied one of your friends?
Answer: I'd help my friend... then I'd kick their ass!

Question: Who in your life is annoying to you?
Answer:  My guidance counselor.

 :lmao:

I don't think he took it back to school that way.   My dh thought they were all great answers.
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Offline Chris_

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Re: My politically incorrect kid..
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2008, 02:47:40 PM »
Sounds like one of the more well balanced lads I've seen/heard about in this generation.
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Re: My politically incorrect kid..
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2008, 03:00:26 PM »
Quote from: terry on December 04, 2008, 02:36:35 PM
He's in eighth grade and a private school, that is generally pretty good.  But they have a new guidance counselor that wants help them "explore their feelings".    Robby hates this stuff.    They had a questionnaire they are supposed to fill out and then discuss it in a group.   They don't turn it in..

Question:  What would you do if someone bullied you at school?
Answer:   I'd kick their ass!

Question:  What would you do if someone stole something from your locker?
Answer:  I'd get it back, then I'd kick their ass!

Question: What would you do if someone was taunting you on the school bus?
Answer:  I'd tell them to shut up and if they didn't, when we got off the bus.. I'd kick their ass!

Question: What would you do if someone bullied one of your friends?
Answer: I'd help my friend... then I'd kick their ass!

Question: Who in your life is annoying to you?
Answer:  My guidance counselor.

 :lmao:

I don't think he took it back to school that way.   My dh thought they were all great answers.



Whatcha got there is a budding smartass.

Being a lifelong unrepentant smartass, I consider that a good thing.

 :II:

Gave you a high five to pass along to him.
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Offline Hawkgirl

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Re: My politically incorrect kid..
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2008, 04:23:57 PM »
Be forewarned...he's gonna be a rough teenager.... :popcorn:
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Re: My politically incorrect kid..
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2008, 04:48:00 PM »
LOL  :-)
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Re: My politically incorrect kid..
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2008, 04:52:48 PM »
Quote from: MarshallLaw on December 04, 2008, 03:00:26 PM

Whatcha got there is a budding smartass.

Being a lifelong unrepentant smartass, I consider that a good thing.

 :II:

Gave you a high five to pass along to him.

I didn't become a smartass until I started using USENET.
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Re: My politically incorrect kid..
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2008, 05:22:04 PM »
H5 to your kid.
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Re: My politically incorrect kid..
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2008, 07:07:23 PM »
*Gasp*


 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: My politically incorrect kid..
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2008, 07:10:35 PM »
Sounds like his uncle OH when he was a lad...
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Re: My politically incorrect kid..
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2008, 07:12:51 PM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on December 04, 2008, 07:10:35 PM
Sounds like his uncle OH when he was a lad...

I can totally believe that.... Do you remember the first thing you told me when we "met" at CU?  :rotf:
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Re: My politically incorrect kid..
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2008, 07:34:32 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2008, 07:12:51 PM
I can totally believe that.... Do you remember the first thing you told me when we "met" at CU?  :rotf:

No, ma'am.
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Re: My politically incorrect kid..
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2008, 07:34:43 PM »
Quote from: terry on December 04, 2008, 02:36:35 PM
He's in eighth grade and a private school, that is generally pretty good.  But they have a new guidance counselor that wants help them "explore their feelings".    Robby hates this stuff.    They had a questionnaire they are supposed to fill out and then discuss it in a group.   They don't turn it in..

Question:  What would you do if someone bullied you at school?
Answer:   I'd kick their ass!

Question:  What would you do if someone stole something from your locker?
Answer:  I'd get it back, then I'd kick their ass!

Question: What would you do if someone was taunting you on the school bus?
Answer:  I'd tell them to shut up and if they didn't, when we got off the bus.. I'd kick their ass!

Question: What would you do if someone bullied one of your friends?
Answer: I'd help my friend... then I'd kick their ass!

Question: Who in your life is annoying to you?
Answer:  My guidance counselor.

 :lmao:

I don't think he took it back to school that way.   My dh thought they were all great answers.



That's great!  
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Offline NHSparky

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Re: My politically incorrect kid..
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2008, 07:38:28 PM »
There is hope for the future of the world even now, with youth such as these....
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Re: My politically incorrect kid..
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2008, 07:43:14 PM »
Quote from: MarshallLaw on December 04, 2008, 03:00:26 PM

Whatcha got there is a budding smartass.

Being a lifelong unrepentant smartass, I consider that a good thing.

 :II:

Gave you a high five to pass along to him.

I think you are correct.   I can't imagine where that smartass gene may have come from.    :uhsure:

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Re: My politically incorrect kid..
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2008, 08:31:47 PM »
too funny, terry!
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Re: My politically incorrect kid..
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2008, 10:31:59 PM »
Quote from: terry on December 04, 2008, 02:36:35 PM
He's in eighth grade and a private school, that is generally pretty good.  But they have a new guidance counselor that wants help them "explore their feelings".    Robby hates this stuff.    They had a questionnaire they are supposed to fill out and then discuss it in a group.   They don't turn it in..

Question:  What would you do if someone bullied you at school?
Answer:   I'd kick their ass!

Question:  What would you do if someone stole something from your locker?
Answer:  I'd get it back, then I'd kick their ass!

Question: What would you do if someone was taunting you on the school bus?
Answer:  I'd tell them to shut up and if they didn't, when we got off the bus.. I'd kick their ass!

Question: What would you do if someone bullied one of your friends?
Answer: I'd help my friend... then I'd kick their ass!

Question: Who in your life is annoying to you?
Answer:  My guidance counselor.

 :lmao:

I don't think he took it back to school that way.   My dh thought they were all great answers.


Now that's a truly smart (ass) kid!  :rotf:  You have raised him properly.  :cheersmate: I hope my sis raises my nephew the same way (though given my sister's tendency to be a smart-ass, the odds of that are pretty good :p ).
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Re: My politically incorrect kid..
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2008, 07:42:50 AM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on December 04, 2008, 07:34:32 PM
No, ma'am.

You were mean to me at first.  :evillaugh:
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Re: My politically incorrect kid..
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2008, 08:01:31 AM »
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Re: My politically incorrect kid..
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2008, 12:03:22 PM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on December 05, 2008, 08:01:31 AM
:bs:

You don't remember do you? I have a mind like a steel trap....  :-)
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Re: My politically incorrect kid..
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2008, 02:32:03 PM »
Priceless!!!!  :lmao:



( I remember one very similar living in my house almost 15+ years ago!  ;)  )
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