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Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« on: November 26, 2008, 08:28:04 AM »
To lighten the doom and gloom we've all been reading these past few weeks, here's some unintended comedy from "one of the leading" Russian political analysts.

Professor Igor Panarin is not only predicting a collapse of the US economy but a break up of the United States into 6 parts. He predicts a catastrophe:

Asked why he expected the U.S. to break up into separate parts, he said: "A whole range of reasons. Firstly, the financial problems in the U.S. will get worse. Millions of citizens there have lost their savings. Prices and unemployment are on the rise. General Motors and Ford are on the verge of collapse, and this means that whole cities will be left without work. Governors are already insistently demanding money from the federal center. Dissatisfaction is growing, and at the moment it is only being held back by the elections and the hope that Obama can work miracles. But by spring, it will be clear that there are no miracles."

He also cited the "vulnerable political setup", "lack of unified national laws", and "divisions among the elite, which have become clear in these crisis conditions."


It gets better:



He predicted that the U.S. will break up into six parts - the Pacific coast, with its growing Chinese population; the South, with its Hispanics; Texas, where independence movements are on the rise; the Atlantic coast, with its distinct and separate mentality; five of the poorer central states with their large Native American populations; and the northern states, where the influence from Canada is strong.

He even suggested that "we could claim Alaska - it was only granted on lease, after all." Panarin, 60, is a professor at the Diplomatic Academy of the Russian Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and has authored several books on information warfare


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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2008, 08:33:53 AM »
I'm okay with that. 

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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2008, 09:10:28 AM »
I'm okay with that. 

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The only downside is that my blessed Texas will have a population of 175,000,000.  The upside is none of them will be illegal leeches. 

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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2008, 09:10:40 AM »
 ::)

Sure it will.  

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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2008, 09:12:22 AM »
The only downside is that my blessed Texas will have a population of 175,000,000.  The upside is none of them will be illegal leeches. 

We would have to put out citizenship like a lottery type thing and control our population carefully.  We could only allow in so many at a time.  We can make it work!   :-)

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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2008, 09:15:24 AM »
I'm okay with that. 

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United we stand.   Divided we fall.

We break up like this -- that Russia that the msm and Tina Fey made fun of Palin about will plow through here like rats through cheese -- that is of course after they rest a few day from taking over Canada.  


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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2008, 09:15:30 AM »
We would have to put out citizenship like a lottery type thing and control our population carefully.  We could only allow in so many at a time.  We can make it work!   :-)

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I assume half-Texans will be immediately eligible for citizenship?
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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2008, 09:16:27 AM »
We would have to put out citizenship like a lottery type thing and control our population carefully.  We could only allow in so many at a time.  We can make it work!   :-)

KC

We'll need a border fence.  A L-O-N-G border fence.  

I am inclined to believe Oklahoma and Louisiana will choose to be a part of The Sane Republic Of Texas.

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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2008, 09:23:00 AM »


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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2008, 09:23:47 AM »
We'll need a border fence.  A L-O-N-G border fence.  

I am inclined to believe Oklahoma and Louisiana will choose to be a part of The Sane Republic Of Texas.

If that happens we'll have to change the cover on our passport.  Any ideas?

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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2008, 09:25:01 AM »
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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2008, 09:27:06 AM »


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Stop.  You're making me misty-eyed. 

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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2008, 09:27:38 AM »
United we stand.   Divided we fall.

We break up like this -- that Russia that the msm and Tina Fey made fun of Palin about will plow through here like rats through cheese -- that is of course after they rest a few day from taking over Canada.  



Naw, the rest of the country would just funnel them to California and that is where we would keep 'em.

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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2008, 10:37:26 AM »
If I can prove with my birth certificate that I was born in TX, I get residency, yes?

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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2008, 10:41:01 AM »
We would obviously need to provide a period of amnesty for wayward Texans.  Miss the deadline and you can go pound sand though!

Of course, this would exclude all hot chicks.  Amnesty would last forever for hot chicks.   :naughty:   :uhsure:

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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2008, 10:42:38 AM »
Do I get a residency exemption if I can show proof of having registered Republican?
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« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2008, 10:46:45 AM »
We may be able to work something out on that as well.  Again, we'll have to have a time frame.  I'll talk to President Hutchison and get back to you on that.

Vice President Hupp may have some input as well.

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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2008, 10:48:22 AM »
If I can prove with my birth certificate that I was born in TX, I get residency, yes?

No.  A lot of folks were born in Texas who aren't Texans at heart.  Carol Burnett wouldn't even make the grade.

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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #18 on: November 26, 2008, 10:49:40 AM »
Being a Texas requires a lifetime of experiences or a lifetime of longing for experiences.

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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #19 on: November 26, 2008, 10:50:17 AM »
We may be able to work something out on that as well.  Again, we'll have to have a time frame.  I'll talk to President Hutchison and get back to you on that.

Vice President Hupp may have some input as well.

KC

One would think I could apply for some sort of hardship or refugee status given the concentration of libtards I've had to deal with, living in CA and NH (not as bad as CA, but still a significant number of moonbats.)
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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #20 on: November 26, 2008, 10:51:43 AM »
Being a Texas requires a lifetime of experiences or a lifetime of longing for experiences.

*ahem* Can we at least keep the exemption for the hot chicks?

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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #21 on: November 26, 2008, 10:56:29 AM »
*ahem* Can we at least keep the exemption for the hot chicks?

KC

No.  I know from where your desire comes, but let's face it, we are in no short supply of Hot Chicks who naturally qualify.  We don't need to dilute our sanity with insane women just because they are "hot".  It's a path to ruin and you know it.

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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #22 on: November 26, 2008, 10:58:18 AM »
No.  I know from where your desire comes, but let's face it, we are in no short supply of Hot Chicks who naturally qualify.  We don't need to dilute our sanity with insane women just because they are "hot".  It's a path to ruin and you know it.

just give them extra points for hawtness... but not enough to qualify just on those grounds

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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2008, 11:02:20 AM »
The South with it's large population of Hispanics? Does this fool not know there are more Hispanics in California than Chinese? More Hispanics in Texas than most of the southern states combined? I do predict a breakup. However, I believe many of the red states will form a union with a centralized government only there to provide for common defense and regulating interstate commerce. All other issues would be left up to the states. Damn, that sounds familiar.

As for the rest of the country, I predict they'll fail in due time when they immediately implement Socialism.
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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2008, 11:03:11 AM »
No.  I know from where your desire comes, but let's face it, we are in no short supply of Hot Chicks who naturally qualify.  We don't need to dilute our sanity with insane women just because they are "hot".  It's a path to ruin and you know it.

dammit.

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