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Offline DumbAss Tanker

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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #25 on: November 26, 2008, 11:29:59 AM »
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He predicted that the U.S. will break up into six parts - the Pacific coast, with its growing Chinese population; the South, with its Hispanics; Texas, where independence movements are on the rise; the Atlantic coast, with its distinct and separate mentality; five of the poorer central states with their large Native American populations; and the northern states, where the influence from Canada is strong.


This poor bastard obviously has only the dimmest possible conception of US demographics. 
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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #26 on: November 26, 2008, 11:42:32 AM »
Quote from: Texacon on November 26, 2008, 11:03:11 AM
dammit.

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I agree.  One can be hawt, conservative, and from Texas.

One of the more famous examples:

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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #27 on: November 26, 2008, 11:45:29 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on November 26, 2008, 09:16:27 AM
We'll need a border fence.  A L-O-N-G border fence.  

I am inclined to believe Oklahoma and Louisiana will choose to be a part of The Sane Republic Of Texas.
Well, there goes the  :censored: neighborhood.   :fuelfire:
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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #28 on: November 26, 2008, 11:46:37 AM »
Quote from: Texacon on November 26, 2008, 10:41:01 AM
We would obviously need to provide a period of amnesty for wayward Texans.  Miss the deadline and you can go pound sand though!

Of course, this would exclude all hot chicks.  Amnesty would last forever for hot chicks.   :naughty:   :uhsure:

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They're already Texans.   :uhsure:
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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #29 on: November 26, 2008, 01:34:14 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on November 26, 2008, 11:02:20 AM


As for the rest of the country, I predict they'll fail in due time when they immediately implement Socialism.

After they're done failing, can we please invade, force the inhabitants out, and colonize the areas?  The people can go, but I'll take the syrup from Vermont, and we really need Hawaii as a place to just chill out...
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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #30 on: November 26, 2008, 01:50:56 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on November 26, 2008, 09:16:27 AM
We'll need a border fence.  A L-O-N-G border fence.  

I am inclined to believe Oklahoma and Louisiana will choose to be a part of The Sane Republic Of Texas.

I'd like to BANISH Okies from Texas. They can't drive for shit once they cross the border. I dunno WHAT the mindset is, but they seem to drive OK in OK!! And, them damned cajuns....... I dunno..... (I DO have some cajun roots, though)
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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #31 on: November 26, 2008, 01:54:59 PM »
Quote from: Thor on November 26, 2008, 01:50:56 PM
I'd like to BANISH Okies from Texas. They can't drive for shit once they cross the border. I dunno WHAT the mindset is, but they seem to drive OK in OK!! And, them damned cajuns....... I dunno..... (I DO have some cajun roots, though)

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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #32 on: November 26, 2008, 02:06:25 PM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on November 26, 2008, 01:54:59 PM
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Everytime I drive through Dallas, I feel like I've driven onto the set of the Roadwarrior.

Yeah. JFK had his troubles, too, even back in '63.

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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #33 on: November 26, 2008, 03:39:17 PM »
Tsk tsk.   A perfectly good thread about the delusions of a communist gets completely ruined by redneck texans.......


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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #34 on: November 26, 2008, 03:45:01 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on November 26, 2008, 03:39:17 PM
Tsk tsk.   A perfectly good thread about the delusions of a communist gets completely ruined by redneck texans.......


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We're just preparing to welcome them to the United State of Texas!   :-)

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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #35 on: November 29, 2008, 09:05:40 AM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on November 26, 2008, 01:54:59 PM
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Everytime I drive through Dallas, I feel like I've driven onto the set of the Roadwarrior.

You two need to come to D.C.  Dallas...hell even Houston ain't got nothing on the morons driving up here.
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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #36 on: December 04, 2008, 08:17:54 AM »
I vote for a three way split. We'll let the West Coast and the New Englanders go but preserve the rest of the United States...after invading Chicago and ousting the moonbats there westward.
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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #37 on: December 04, 2008, 08:27:27 AM »
Quote from: Randy on December 04, 2008, 08:17:54 AM
I vote for a three way split. We'll let the West Coast and the New Englanders go but preserve the rest of the United States...after invading Chicago and ousting the moonbats there westward.

Let's drive the Chicago moonbats up to Detroit and then fence it off. 
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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #38 on: December 04, 2008, 08:45:28 AM »
Quote from: TxRadioguy on November 29, 2008, 09:05:40 AM
You two need to come to D.C.  Dallas...hell even Houston ain't got nothing on the morons driving up here.

Dude, drive in NYC for a few days, it will make DC seem like rural Minnesota.  In DC the traffic forms actual lanes, no matter how badly people drive in them.  In NYC the lane markers are painted on the road mainly to show a general alignment to follow, on the rare occasions when you can glimpse one.
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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #39 on: December 04, 2008, 08:50:59 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 04, 2008, 08:45:28 AM
Dude, drive in NYC for a few days, it will make DC seem like rural Minnesota.  In DC the traffic forms actual lanes, no matter how badly people drive in them.  In NYC the lane markers are painted on the road mainly to show a general alignment to follow, on the rare occasions when you can glimpse one.

yeah I've seen NYC traffic in action trying to get from LaGuardia to Ft. Hamilton
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Re: Russian Analyst: 'The US will break up into 6 parts'
« Reply #40 on: December 04, 2008, 03:04:49 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on November 26, 2008, 10:41:01 AM
Amnesty would last forever for hot chicks. 
Wha? Schade's coming down? Might be a bad idea. The climate still hasn't gotten over having her and BEGs hawtness combined here last year. :naughty:
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