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Offline Attero Dominatus

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Assault Weapons. Crappy shot or little d**k?
« on: November 25, 2008, 07:18:18 PM »
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walldude  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Nov-25-08 08:05 PM
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Assault Weapons. Crappy shot or little dick?
   
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First of all the NRA loves to talk about the "founding fathers" and the rights they gave us to own guns. I'm all for that right. I think every member of the NRA should be given a MUSKET, POWDER AND STEEL BALLS(to replace the ones they are missing :rofl: ). Those are the weapons the founding fathers were talking about. When they came up with this amendment it took 40 seconds to load a single ******* bullet let alone aim and fire.

So that pretty much takes the sails out of the "founding fathers" argument.

Now lets discuss "assault weapons". There is no reasonable need for an assault weapon. There is no need for you to own a weapon designed to kill many people fast.

Now there are people who want assault rifles. You know guys who, A. Need to supplement the size of their pecker or B. are such pussies that they can't hit their intended target with a single shot. But are the rewards really worth it? They make Viagra and Extenze for your dick and really if you can't shoot straight you shouldn't have a gun anyway.

You don't need that assault rifle. So quit saying that you do because all you are telling me is that you have a little dick and/or you can't shoot straight.

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Hey WallDUD, are you naturally that clueless about the second amendment? Or do you have to work at it?

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Pavulon  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Nov-25-08 08:08 PM
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1. When banners get the dope ban straight
   
then move on to semi auto rifles. As of now I can still get drugs, I think they may be illegal. BANNED. How can such things happen?

myopic dead political position.
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cliffordu  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Nov-25-08 08:13 PM
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7. You haven't presented an argument at all, just insults and irrelevant comment.
   
How many homicides are committed with automatic weapons every year???
That might be an argument.

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walldude  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Nov-25-08 08:16 PM
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9. Well I could look it up but there is no need
   
because no one can come up with a valid reason to own an assault rifle. Unless you are one of those who thinks guns were invented to be um... fun.
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8. I am betting you have no ****ing idea what "assault weapon" means
   
and that you have no cock whatsoever so just get bent, you dumb sonofabitch.
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walldude  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Nov-25-08 08:17 PM
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10. LMAO.. I know exactly what it means..
   
Edited on Tue Nov-25-08 08:17 PM by walldude
And I know you have no need for one. Unless you happen to be a soldier.

Struck a nerve did I?
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Re: Assault Weapons. Crappy shot or little d**k?
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2008, 07:42:06 PM »
Damn, I have no other comment. All of the arguments I would have made have been made by some of the primitives.  :clueless:
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Re: Assault Weapons. Crappy shot or little d**k?
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2008, 07:47:10 PM »
Muskets were the apex of long-rifle technology in their time and day. I guess technology shouldn't advance, according to the Bill of Rights if it were decided by walldude's interpretation, and the rest of the DUmmies will burn the witches who create them at the stake.
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Re: Assault Weapons. Crappy shot or little d**k?
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2008, 07:52:42 PM »
Don`t think the founders had the notion of a right to privacy which allowed the slaughter of the unborn either.

At least at the time they had guns and would have called the other murder.
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Re: Assault Weapons. Crappy shot or little d**k?
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2008, 08:01:29 PM »
OK, then I guess government eavesdropping on cell phone conversations is fine with them since the founders obviously couldn't have foreseen wireless communications. How about hacking into someone's e-mail? It's not paper, so obviously isn't covered by the 4th Amendment, right DUmmie. Teh Stoopid is strong in this primitive.
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Re: Assault Weapons. Crappy shot or little d**k?
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2008, 08:06:32 PM »
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8. I am betting you have no ****ing idea what "assault weapon" means
   
and that you have no cock whatsoever so just get bent, you dumb sonofabitch.

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Re: Assault Weapons. Crappy shot or little d**k?
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2008, 08:10:47 PM »
They knew it was a losing position during the race so kept it quiet.  Now they think they have some power all they wanna talk about is banning guns.

They have no idea what the hell they are talking about when it comes to guns.  I have no idea why ANY gun owner, I don't care how hard core Demo they are, would EVER vote for a Democrat.

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Re: Assault Weapons. Crappy shot or little d**k?
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2008, 08:14:45 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on November 25, 2008, 08:10:47 PM
They knew it was a losing position during the race so kept it quiet.  Now they think they have some power all they wanna talk about is banning guns.

They have no idea what the hell they are talking about when it comes to guns.  I have no idea why ANY gun owner, I don't care how hard core Demo they are, would EVER vote for a Democrat.

KC

The damn fools always think that somehow they will be exempt from everything.
Perhaps in their deluded minds they really do think they will all be part of an elite ruling class.
Too bad they don`t realize so does the poster above and below them and none have room for the others in their dreams.
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Re: Assault Weapons. Crappy shot or little d**k?
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2008, 08:18:30 PM »
Do these ****ers not realize that in the pre-Revolutionary days, it was EXPECTED that some civilians would keep ARTILLERY available to fight battles on the frontier if needed?

I look at it this way--when my government gets bigger/nastier arms and uses them ON ME, a law-abiding citizen, I have every right to arm myself accordingly.  Deal with it.
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Re: Assault Weapons. Crappy shot or little d**k?
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2008, 09:02:31 PM »
They are all perfectly welcome to try and get mine. Oh And by the way there is nothing in the bill of rights that says you have the right to use drugs but there is about owning guns.
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Re: Assault Weapons. Crappy shot or little d**k?
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2008, 10:26:38 PM »
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First of all the NRA loves to talk about the "founding fathers" and the rights they gave us to own guns.

Wrong again!

The founding fathers gave no "rights"
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