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Offline Chris_

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Man, 39, Arrested for Paying Toll Without Pants On
« on: October 23, 2008, 07:56:05 AM »
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Man, 39, Arrested for Paying Toll Without Pants On

SANFORD, Fla. —  Authorities say an man driving through a toll plaza exposed himself to a toll worker on two separate occasions.

Seminole County deputies said a 39-year-old man was arrested at his home Tuesday morning.

A woman working at the Lake Jesup toll plaza on State Road 417 called the sheriff's office last week to report that a motorist had not been wearing pants when she went to hand him his change.

She told deputies the same thing had happened about a week earlier.

The man was charged with two counts of exposure of sexual organs and was later released on $5,000 bail.

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...and in Florida.  I'm shocked.   :whatever: :-)
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Re: Man, 39, Arrested for Paying Toll Without Pants On
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2008, 01:41:01 PM »
Well it twarn't me, I swear. I've never been to Lake Jessup on the Greenway.

Really


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Re: Man, 39, Arrested for Paying Toll Without Pants On
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2008, 01:54:45 PM »
Why did she wait a week for it to happen again? Was the outrage cumulative?  :-)
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Re: Man, 39, Arrested for Paying Toll Without Pants On
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2008, 06:34:58 PM »
Quote from: Randy on October 23, 2008, 01:41:01 PM
Well it twarn't me, I swear. I've never been to Lake Jessup on the Greenway.

Really


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They already know that because the video cameras would not have any evidence if it was you.
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Re: Man, 39, Arrested for Paying Toll Without Pants On
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2008, 07:31:47 PM »
Quote from: bijou on October 23, 2008, 01:54:45 PM
Why did she wait a week for it to happen again? Was the outrage cumulative?  :-)


Most likely because she realized that while she was titillated the first time him coming back again was a problem.  :whatever:

It seems like most of the OEA toll takers are from another land. There was most likely much laughter and talk after the first incident about crazy folk.
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Re: Man, 39, Arrested for Paying Toll Without Pants On
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2008, 07:56:39 PM »
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The man was charged with two counts of exposure of sexual organs and was later released on $5,000 bail.

Is that one count per testicle or two separate counts of the full package?

I guess I need to know.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Man, 39, Arrested for Paying Toll Without Pants On
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2008, 08:12:51 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 23, 2008, 07:56:39 PM
Is that one count per testicle or two separate counts of the full package?

I guess I need to know.  :evillaugh:
:evillaugh: :rotf: I wonder if.....um......more impressive packages cost more?  :lmao:
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Re: Man, 39, Arrested for Paying Toll Without Pants On
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2008, 10:03:49 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on October 23, 2008, 08:12:51 PM
:evillaugh: :rotf: I wonder if.....um......more impressive packages cost more?  :lmao:

Fines are by the pound...  :evillaugh:
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Re: Man, 39, Arrested for Paying Toll Without Pants On
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2008, 10:17:28 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 23, 2008, 10:03:49 PM
Fines are by the pound...  :evillaugh:

I would think the more pleasing the package the lower the fine. (??)  :p
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Re: Man, 39, Arrested for Paying Toll Without Pants On
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2008, 10:24:20 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on October 23, 2008, 10:17:28 PM
I would think the more pleasing the package the lower the fine. (??)  :p

Huh? Pleasing the package? Is that a request or a demand?  :evillaugh:
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Re: Man, 39, Arrested for Paying Toll Without Pants On
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2008, 10:28:56 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 23, 2008, 10:24:20 PM
Huh? Pleasing the package? Is that a request or a demand?  :evillaugh:

You can turn a phrase woman. lol
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Re: Man, 39, Arrested for Paying Toll Without Pants On
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2008, 10:35:55 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on October 23, 2008, 10:28:56 PM
You can turn a phrase woman. lol

It scares you just a little bit.  :uhsure:
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