McCain andObama in the Barber Shop

[SaintLouieWoman]

John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
> As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word
> was spoken.
>
> The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would
> turn to politics.
> As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair
> Reached for the after shave.
> Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will
> Smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,'
> The second barber turned to McCain and said, 'How about you?'
> McCain replied, 'Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
> Whorehouse smells like.'

[Wretched Excess]

[Schadenfreude]

ouch! 

[Chris_]

After a hard day on the campaign trail a McCain worker and a Obama worker spot each other in a bar.  The Obama worker says to the other,"Man we had a good rally today, we had between 25,000-30,000 people this afternoon."  Without missing a beat the McCain worker says,"Yep we had a good turn out also, we had between 10,000-15,000 at our rally this afternoon - it would have been many more, but out supporters were at work this afternoon".

[Tucker]

H5

[Hawkgirl]