John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
> As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word
> was spoken.
>
> The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would
> turn to politics.
> As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair
> Reached for the after shave.
> Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will
> Smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,'
> The second barber turned to McCain and said, 'How about you?'
> McCain replied, 'Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
> Whorehouse smells like.'
