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Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
« on: September 19, 2008, 09:54:46 AM »
Yarr, mateys!  Batten down the hatches, hoist the colors, and keelhaul the lefties!

It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! 

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html



Those who see their lives as spoiled and wasted crave equality and fraternity more than they do freedom. If they clamor for freedom, it is but freedom to establish equality and uniformity. The passion for equality is partly a passion for anonymity: to be one thread of the many which make up a tunic; one thread not distinguishable from the others. No one can then point us out, measure us against others and expose our inferiority.
-Eric Hoffer, "The True Believer", 1951

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GAR!!! IT BE INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!! Man The Poopdeck!!
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2008, 09:57:42 AM »


Shiver me timbers if't ain't TLAPD agin!

ARRRRRrrrrrrr!

Show yer patriotic side an' post like a scurvy sea dog.

You can use this helpful English t' Pirate translator t' amuse yersef an' others.

http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl

Post pictures o' yer favorite swabbies dressed like seafarin' heartys!!!






Have a fantastic TLAPD an' take nay prisoners!









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Re: Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2008, 09:59:55 AM »
Ahhrrr!
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2008, 10:00:35 AM »

the topics that get duped are so confusing to me sometimes. :-)  merged. :-)

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Re: Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2008, 10:00:46 AM »
ARRRRRrrrrrrr!

Ye be tryin t' dupe me own Talk Like A Pirate day thread!

Man yer guns an prepare t' be merged y' Scurvy Scallywag!!!!!





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Re: Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2008, 10:06:11 AM »
ARRRRRrrrrrrr!

Ye be tryin t' dupe me own Talk Like A Pirate day thread!

Man yer guns an prepare t' be merged y' Scurvy Scallywag!!!!!

YARRR!!!!  Ye lying scalawag!  We be here first, so hands off the booty I say! 

Stand back, lest I rake your poop deck with a broadside!



Cap'n Woody

Those who see their lives as spoiled and wasted crave equality and fraternity more than they do freedom. If they clamor for freedom, it is but freedom to establish equality and uniformity. The passion for equality is partly a passion for anonymity: to be one thread of the many which make up a tunic; one thread not distinguishable from the others. No one can then point us out, measure us against others and expose our inferiority.
-Eric Hoffer, "The True Believer", 1951

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Re: Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2008, 10:11:14 AM »
Yar...  So this here "yachting enthusiast"...  not unlike meself, y'see?  This here "aquatic entrepreneur", he walks into a tavern, and he's got a wee little ship's wheel a-pokin' out his fly. 

The barkeep eyeballs him a bit while fetchin' his grog, and he asks "What be the purpose of the wee little ship's wheel a-pokin' out yer fly, Cap'n?"

The Cap'n takes a sip of his grog.  "Arrr.  It's drivin' me nuts!" 

Cap'n Woody
Those who see their lives as spoiled and wasted crave equality and fraternity more than they do freedom. If they clamor for freedom, it is but freedom to establish equality and uniformity. The passion for equality is partly a passion for anonymity: to be one thread of the many which make up a tunic; one thread not distinguishable from the others. No one can then point us out, measure us against others and expose our inferiority.
-Eric Hoffer, "The True Believer", 1951

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Re: Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2008, 10:24:28 AM »
ARRRRRrrrrrrr!

Ye be tryin t' dupe me own Talk Like A Pirate day thread!

Man yer guns an prepare t' be merged y' Scurvy Scallywag!!!!!

YARRR!!!!  Ye lying scalawag!  We be here first, so hands off the booty I say! 

Stand back, lest I rake your poop deck with a broadside!



Cap'n Woody



GARN!

Ye be a lyin dog!!!

I were makin' a rich presentin' o' links an pitchers an ye were a-postin a lame thread w' but Pirate Words!!!

Ye only posted first 'cause me glorious booty took s' long t' prepare!!!

'Sides which it be fittin that I try t' board an take a prize o' yer Pirate Thread!

Out cutlass and prepare t' repel boarders ye mangy cur!!!






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Re: Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2008, 10:28:45 AM »
An fer t' record it be makin me nervy t' have someone who be named Cap'n Woody threatinin t' rake me poopdeck!!!





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Re: Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2008, 11:03:20 AM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNYChCmP0BI[/youtube]

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Re: Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2008, 11:08:54 AM »
Yarr, indeed it is, me lad.  Now, where be the grog?

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