Yar... So this here "yachting enthusiast"... not unlike meself, y'see? This here "aquatic entrepreneur", he walks into a tavern, and he's got a wee little ship's wheel a-pokin' out his fly.
The barkeep eyeballs him a bit while fetchin' his grog, and he asks "What be the purpose of the wee little ship's wheel a-pokin' out yer fly, Cap'n?"
The Cap'n takes a sip of his grog. "Arrr. It's drivin' me nuts!"
Cap'n Woody