I have a new way of dealing with the MAGATs:

[CC27]

 

PCIntern (29,022) Posts

I have a new way of dealing with the MAGATs:

When they start in on their bullshit, I let them finish a sentence and then say:

“Did you know that Jesus drove a Honda but he didn’t like to talk about it?”

They generally just stare at you at which time I continue: “In the Book of John Chapter 12 Verse 49 Jesus said, ‘For I do not speak of my own Accord.”

They just stand there dumbfounded. I don’t even crack a smile. Works every time.

https://democraticunderground.com/100221441840

I doubt you ever said that to anybody but if you did they don't crack a smile because they think you're a f****** idiot.

[CollectivismMustDie]

I doubt you ever said that to anybody but if you did they don't crack a smile because they think you're a f****** idiot.

Whew. I thought he was going to do something rash, like take a bath and engage in civility.

[CC27]

Whew. I thought he was going to do something rash, like take a bath and engage in civility.

He's too self-absorbed for that

[ADsOutburst]

Well, yeah. If you abruptly change the subject from politics to a pun about Jesus, then you shouldn't be surprised to get a confused look from the other person.

I admit, that is a pretty funny joke. For a Democrat.

[SVPete]

Judas went and hanged himself.

Go thou and do likewise.

[RonE]

They generally just stare at you at which time I continue: “In the Book of John Chapter 12 Verse 49 Jesus said, ‘For I do not speak of my own Accord.”

They just stand there dumbfounded. I don’t even crack a smile. Works every time.

Is that because replying with a lame joke is all you got?

[Airwolf]

Why can't the people with the white coats find that clown and take him to the home?