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Offline CC27

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I have a new way of dealing with the MAGATs:
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I have a new way of dealing with the MAGATs:

When they start in on their bullshit, I let them finish a sentence and then say:

“Did you know that Jesus drove a Honda but he didn’t like to talk about it?”

They generally just stare at you at which time I continue: “In the Book of John Chapter 12 Verse 49 Jesus said, ‘For I do not speak of my own Accord.”

They just stand there dumbfounded. I don’t even crack a smile. Works every time.

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I doubt you ever said that to anybody but if you did they don't crack a smile because they think you're a f****** idiot.
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Re: I have a new way of dealing with the MAGATs:
« Reply #1 on: Today at 11:15:45 AM »
Quote from: CC27 on Today at 10:27:55 AM

I doubt you ever said that to anybody but if you did they don't crack a smile because they think you're a f****** idiot.

Whew. I thought he was going to do something rash, like take a bath and engage in civility.
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Re: I have a new way of dealing with the MAGATs:
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Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on Today at 11:15:45 AM
Whew. I thought he was going to do something rash, like take a bath and engage in civility.

He's too self-absorbed for that
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Re: I have a new way of dealing with the MAGATs:
« Reply #3 on: Today at 12:13:05 PM »
Well, yeah. If you abruptly change the subject from politics to a pun about Jesus, then you shouldn't be surprised to get a confused look from the other person.

I admit, that is a pretty funny joke. For a Democrat.
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