Epic Fury

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Iranian riot police struck by roadside bomb

https://x.com/LesterPaul58/status/2028270784259457091

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The regime in Iran has now confessed that the IRGC mistakenly bombed an Iranian school yesterday, killing many children.

To all the legacy media and pro regime influencers who peddled your fake news:

 RETRACT and DELETE.

https://x.com/NiohBerg/status/2028119242952921107

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Tricksy Jew magic! 

Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby
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BREAKING: It's been revealed that nearly all of the Tehran's traffic cameras had been hacked by Israel for years, with algorithms tracking senior officials -- including the supreme leader.

One Israeli official said: "We knew Tehran like we know Jerusalem."

 

[SVPete]

Tricksy Jew magic! 

 

https://www.calcalistech.com/ctechnews/article/syimwdmfzl

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Tricksy Jew magic! 

and we thought the exploding pagers a few years ago was the pinnacle of Israel's black ops brilliance...

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Perhaps the brilliant thing to do would be to not give away how they track the Iranian government leaders...

...Or perhaps it's all a misdirection to make everyone think they hacked the traffic cams...

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and we thought the exploding pagers a few years ago was the pinnacle of Israel's black ops brilliance...

Sometimes sequels are as good as the original, Hollyweird notwithstanding.

[SVPete]

Perhaps the brilliant thing to do would be to not give away how they track the Iranian government leaders...

...Or perhaps it's all a misdirection to make everyone think they hacked the traffic cams...

What revealed/claimed was how Israel pieced together habitual behavior - routes, traffic, timing. This may have been a quarter of the whole story. Not at all mentioned is how Israel and the US knew the who, when, and where of the fatal meeting. That's a far more valuable bit of information.

Now that the campaign is underway, remaining leaders won't be following their normal daily patterns, so even if Iran takes their traffic lights offline, not much will be lost to Israel, and the Iranians will have wasted time on a non-critical task.

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Tousi TV @TousiTVOfficial

BREAKING: Qatar has launched a war against IRGC in Iran

Qatari fighter jets are carrying out strikes across Iran.

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In Sanandaj, the IRGC intelligence headquarters and local police command facilities have reportedly been destroyed.

Before-and-after footage shows extensive damage.

In the aftermath, one local resident standing near the rubble of his own neighborhood was heard saying: “Thank you, Israel.”

https://x.com/TousiTVOfficial/status/2028644134278283341

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Lebanese President Aoun tells the Quintet (the US, France, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and Qatar) that the decision to ban Hezbollah is final.

https://x.com/FaytuksNetwork/status/2028748369724645459

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Thousands of Iraqi Kurds invade Iran.

https://youtu.be/Yi9Om38edak?si=vMTWQBWP0MS1Lpcf

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Beware. Beware the orcas in salmon hats...

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Orcas are trying to warn Iran but Iran's Assaholahs don't pay attention?

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"If you don't want to support us, just shut the **** up."

https://www.reddit.com/r/PowerfulJRE/comments/1rlk8m2/if_you_dont_want_to_support_us_just_shut_the_****/

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I don't know how much of this is really what Trump plans and dreams of, https://x.com/CynicalPublius/status/2029404892838945128 , but:

Cynical Publius
@CynicalPublius
I'm getting tired of explaining this, but I'll do it again because there is so much stupidity out there.

Here is the Seven Step Plan:

1. Decapitate Iran's leadership and destroy its military.

2. A new regime comes to power that will no longer fund Hamas/Hezbollah.

3. Without Iranian arms and cash, Palestinians have no choice but to make a lasting peace with Israel.

4. With the Palestinian conflict ended, the Gulf Arab countries will have the political breathing room to fully engage with Israel as a regional partner.

5.  Peace in the Middle East, at long last.

6. Trump once again gets rebuffed for the Nobel Peace Prize in favor of a transgender Coptic nun in Madagascar who rescued a species of hermit crabs.

7. Profit

"Steps 1-5" are pretty much realistic. Step 6 would be predictable, though the nun might actually be in Bolivia.

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I don't know how much of this is really what Trump plans and dreams of, https://x.com/CynicalPublius/status/2029404892838945128 , but:

A solid theory I recently read claims blasting drug boats was to flood the airspace around Venezuela with military air traffic so as to cloak when the real strike was in-bound.

Venezuela, on the other hand, was to offset oil disruption anticipated to be brought on by the operation in Iran.

The operation in Iran is to haul China over a barrel - an oil barrel, to be precise - so as to discourage them from any adventures in Taiwan or elsewhere. We basically hold Xi's balls in our oily hand.

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Israeli drones reportedly targeted a checkpoint operated by the Basij militia and Iranian security forces early this morning in the Fallah area of Tehran.

Explosions were reported across several districts of the capital as drones struck multiple checkpoints used by regime security units. Iranian media linked to the Revolutionary Guard say several Basij and security personnel were killed in the attacks.

The Basij are the regime’s street-level enforcement force, often deployed to run checkpoints, control movement, and suppress protests across Iranian cities.

Striking these checkpoints sends a clear message:

the regime’s internal security network is now being targeted inside its own capital.

It is the first time since the outbreak of the war that drone strikes have been reported directly over Tehran’s streets — a sign the conflict is reaching deep into the heart of the regime’s control apparatus.

https://x.com/JimFergusonUK/status/2032374628279079332

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This is pretty wild...

Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi with a direct message to the members of the Immortal guard

https://www.reddit.com/r/NewIran/comments/1rtoieb/crown_prince_reza_pahlavi_with_a_direct_message/

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Must have gotten lost in translation...

During an interview with MS NOW on Saturday, Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi responded to claims that he told the U.S. that Iran had enough uranium to make multiple nuclear weapons by saying that he did say they had enough material that, if enriched further, could make ten nuclear weapons, but claiming that this was actually just trying to convey how big of a concession Iran was willing to make and not making a threat.

Araghchi said, “I never said that we are going to make the bombs. I said that we have 440 kilos of 60% enriched material, and that was not a secret, that is what is mentioned in the reports of the IAEA. So, I said that, look, this is mentioned in the report. This, if enriched more, can be good enough for ten bombs, as your own experts [claim]. So, we are ready to give them up and to give them away, we are ready to dilute them, to downblend them into lower degrees.”

He continued, “And by saying that, I wanted to say that the concession that we are going — that we are making is really big. But how they have interpreted that, I don’t know, maybe because the lack of enough knowledge, maybe because of their intentions to justify, as I said, the act of aggression, which cannot be justified.”

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/03/14/iranian-foreign-minister-admits-mentioning-nuclear-bombs-like-witkoff-said-claims-it-wasnt-a-threat/

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Rep. Ro Khanna (D-CA) admits Iran had enough uranium to make nuclear bombs because of Joe Biden but that was fine because Iran’s missiles couldn’t yet reach the US.

That’s what Democrats thought was acceptable.

Good grief.

https://x.com/Bubblebathgirl/status/2033207863867285575

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Was Tuckunder Carlson a dupe for getting the mullahs to expose themselves to a decapitation strike?

Now, I do think he's a dirty spy. But some spying isn't illegal. Yes, a spy who passes classified information can be prosecuted. But a spy who owns a house in the flight path of a US military base cannot, I don't think, be prosecuted for noting what types of planes are taking off and when, and then sending off that information to his case officer. That's open information, which anyone with eyes can see, and I think that a spy doing that would be non-prosecutable. (Though, if a foreigner permitted to be in the US, his visa would be revoked and he would be declared persona non grata.)

I think Tucker Carlson is a spy in this second sense -- he is acting as the eyes and ears of a hostile foreign power, he is reporting to that hostile foreign power what the president of the United States said to him, but that information was not classified and therefore there is no actual crime in reporting it to Iranian intelligence officials. (Especially because Trump intended it to be reported.)

But it does make him treasonous. Not a traitor by the legal definition, but treasonous in the dictionary sense, acting on behalf of an enemy foreign power against the interests of the US.

And now this fat piece of shit is butthurt because he was a key asset in convincing the Iranians that it was safe to hold a meeting with 90% of the top military and mullah leadership present in the same room a couple of weeks ago.

Tucker Carlson: Hero of Israel! I hope Mossad makes it official and decorates him with an award for his crucial work in this operation!

https://ace.mu.nu/archives/418922.php#418922

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As delicious as the idea is that Trump played Carlson for a dupe, I'll wait for more solid confirmation that seems unlikely to come.

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crown prince Reza Pahlavi announces the establishment of a committee for drafting transitional justice regulations. Committee is headed by Noble Peace prize recipient Shirin Ebadi

https://www.reddit.com/r/NewIran/comments/1rvehxn/crown_prince_reza_pahlavi_announces_the/


The comments are generally supportive. They like Ebadi and they are pleasantly surprised Pahlavi is not trying to coopt the committee to his own benefit.