VIDEO: "Sobbing" Iranian News Anchor Announces Death of His Beloved Ayatollah

[pjcomix]

Such a sad moment although despite all the "crying" did anyone detect any actual tears? And is that flat out laughter by someone off-camera?

https://rumble.com/v76glcs-sobbing-iranian-news-anchor-announces-death-of-his-beloved-ayatollah.html

[67 Rover]

One question I have is does the Ayatollah get any extra virgins or just the standard amount?

[Airwolf]

As long as that person is at room temperature that is all that matters. Let God and him talk out the rest as to where he will be for eternity.

[SVPete]

Is he trying out for the position of Tehran Timmy?

[DefiantSix]

Is he trying out for the position of Tehran Timmy?

Timmy A-WOLz says he can't have it. It's his. He saw it first...

[RonE]

One question I have is does the Ayatollah get any extra virgins or just the standard amount?

I'm not sure on the numbers. But, it looks like the virgin's gender and species are wide open.

[Ralph Wiggum]

In case you haven't seen it yet, the Washington Compost outdid their "austere scholar" praise for al-Baghdadi several years ago with this glowing obit for the Ayatollah:

"With his bushy white beard and easy smile, Ayatollah Khamenei cut a more avuncular figure in public than his perpetually scowling but much more revered mentor, and he was known to be fond of Persian poetry and classic Western novels, especially Victor Hugo’s 'Les Misérables.' ...

Disgusting, but predictable.

https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/03/01/james-woods-wapo-khamenei-obit-n2425561

[SVPete]

In case you haven't seen it yet, the Washington Compost outdid their "austere scholar" praise for al-Baghdadi several years ago with this glowing obit for the Ayatollah:

Disgusting, but predictable.

https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/03/01/james-woods-wapo-khamenei-obit-n2425561

Had LIEden or Kammie done the attack the WashPost's "obit" for Uncle Assahola would have been very different.