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DUmmy retards finally admit to wanting the DJIA to crash
« on: April 23, 2025, 12:32:23 PM »
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Chasstev365 (5,361 posts) Wed Apr 23, 2025, 11:24 AM

Does anyone else find themself rooting against the Stock Market?

Logical me doesn't want people's 401 K's and investments to lose money or for America to slide into recession or worse a depression.

However, I don't want anything Trump plays a roll to look good and I want to finally destroy the myth that Republicans are better on the economy. If the market gets worse, more people will get it.


Not that we needed more confirmation, but it's nice to see them come out and say it.


To be clear, while a gradually ascending index reflects a robust economy, I am not troubled by the temporary variance. For one thing, it's an opportunity for my adviser (an actual adviser, not a "broker," as the DUmmies claim to have) to make money no matter which way the market runs.

Liberals are so stupid, however, that their perception of economic conditions literally depends on the hour. It's no surprise that they want to market to cave.

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1. I hate to admit it but yes I am rooting against it.



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3. I'm rooting against Tesla also.



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Too hard to get by on SS alone

Impossible. Consume your allocated portion and be happy.


To be fair, several DUmmies say no, but only because they're 65+ and need to retire soon. Which brings up a new point: If you're so close to retirement, why do you have money in equities? They should be in bonds, municipals, and dividend-paying blue chips.

I suggest you septuagenarian DUmmies start dialing and call your broker at KL5-5555. When he dials you back from the restaurant payphone, tell him to put down the Steak Diane and call in an order to divest your holdings in ITT and Pan American. Tell him to get in his Brougham, and go straight back to the office. Don't even light a Kent - just go.   

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Re: DUmmy retards finally admit to wanting the DJIA to crash
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2025, 12:43:27 PM »
It's not just individual investors and 401K accounts; the dummies forget that all the union pension monies are invested in the market.
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Re: DUmmy retards finally admit to wanting the DJIA to crash
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2025, 01:07:37 PM »
It's not just individual investors and 401K accounts; the dummies forget that all the union pension monies are invested in the market.

     They'll blow that dough on their own, with help from the Teresi, Mongano, Lupertazzi, and Soprano families.
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Re: DUmmy retards finally admit to wanting the DJIA to crash
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2025, 01:19:32 PM »
I read an article many years ago, and I don't know if it holds true today, but at that time all of the insurance companies were heavily invested in the market and it helped to keep the premiums down.

Maybe I'm misremembering, but that's what I recall.  IF that was/is true, they could be surprised by what their insurance premiums end up doing.

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Re: DUmmy retards finally admit to wanting the DJIA to crash
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2025, 01:42:43 PM »
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Logical me doesn't want people's 401 K's and investments to lose money or for America to slide into recession or worse a depression.

However, I don't want anything Trump plays a roll to look good and I want to finally destroy the myth that Republicans are better on the economy. If the market gets worse, more people will get it.

:mental:

You don't want it to do well, because you want to dispel the idea that Republicans are better for the economy?

If you're afraid a potential event would go against your worldview, it may be time to question that worldview.

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Re: DUmmy retards finally admit to wanting the DJIA to crash
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2025, 01:55:39 PM »
:mental:

You don't want it to do well, because you want to dispel the idea that Republicans are better for the economy?

If you're afraid a potential event would go against your worldview, it may be time to question that worldview.


     They'd shit their pants if Trump extols the virtues of toilets. These people are insane.
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Re: DUmmy retards finally admit to wanting the DJIA to crash
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2025, 01:57:45 PM »

     They'd shit their pants if Trump extols the virtues of toilets. These people are insane.


 :lmao:

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Re: DUmmy retards finally admit to wanting the DJIA to crash
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2025, 01:59:35 PM »
:mental:

You don't want it to do well, because you want to dispel the idea that Republicans are better for the economy?

If you're afraid a potential event would go against your worldview, it may be time to question that worldview.


Just think how despondent this individual will be when the markets are doing well and we're all making good money.

Can you imagine being such a poor sport that you kill yourself because your 401k is doing better than it ever has?!

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Re: DUmmy retards finally admit to wanting the DJIA to crash
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2025, 02:00:42 PM »
It's not just individual investors and 401K accounts; the dummies forget that all the union pension monies are invested in the market.

Unless a pension fund goes broke that does not really matter. Pension payments are based on salary, years of service and age so market variations don't impact pension payouts.

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Re: DUmmy retards finally admit to wanting the DJIA to crash
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2025, 03:20:05 PM »
Here's a gem from the thread:

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20. "Why the ever-loving **** would I root against the stock market?"

Exactly. And I'll go one step further why we shouldn't:

I've read many times here over the years how influential this site is in American politics. That when we speak here we need to be careful because what we say could be interpreted by the general public as the position of the Democratic party. Well, if there is any truth to that, then may I humbly suggest we not be seen hoping that hard-working Americans lose money, no matter what long-term benefits to democracy we might believe there to be? Because no matter our intent, that is how it will be perceived.

 :lmao:  The general public waits with bated breath to see what DU has to say to form political opinions and such.   :lmao:

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Re: DUmmy retards finally admit to wanting the DJIA to crash
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2025, 03:39:37 PM »
Here's a gem from the thread:

 :lmao:  The general public waits with bated breath to see what DU has to say to form political opinions and such.   :lmao:

 :hi5: for apt mockery and for using "bated" instead of "baited". :-)
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Re: DUmmy retards finally admit to wanting the DJIA to crash
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2025, 03:49:31 PM »
I'm so old I remember when the DUmbass DUches were yelling that anybody against the stock market during Joepedo's financial ruin was a traitor and should be jailed.

But Biden's inflation was super double plus good because along with the lower stock market it meant Bidenomics was working!!!!
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Re: DUmmy retards finally admit to wanting the DJIA to crash
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2025, 04:08:14 PM »
Here's a gem from the thread:

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20. "Why the ever-loving **** would I root against the stock market?"

Exactly. And I'll go one step further why we shouldn't:

I've read many times here over the years how influential this site is in American politics. That when we speak here we need to be careful because what we say could be interpreted by the general public as the position of the Democratic party. Well, if there is any truth to that, then may I humbly suggest we not be seen hoping that hard-working Americans lose money, no matter what long-term benefits to democracy we might believe there to be? Because no matter our intent, that is how it will be perceived.

 :lmao:  The general public waits with bated breath to see what DU has to say to form political opinions and such.   :lmao:

DU doing it's Bobby "The Brain" Heenan impression.  "I'm a legend here, don't believe it, just ask me."

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Re: DUmmy retards finally admit to wanting the DJIA to crash
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2025, 05:33:39 PM »
It's not just individual investors and 401K accounts; the dummies forget that all the union pension monies are invested in the market.

Don't confuse unhinged liberals with facts!!!

IIRC, the latest statistic I've heard was that 40% of Americans have a 401(k) ~ literally the tax code linguistics ~ although even if one doesn't have one, their ostensible taxpayer money is in fact invested in the general stock market.

Even when a Democrat has been in office during my adulthood (Clinton/0bama/Biden), I NEVER root against the market. Because it is a buffer and reaction to the actions or inactions based on what the Chief Executive has imposed.

There is nothing more immature than to cheer on misery. But hey, the libs just have chosen the wrong battles and at this current rate who knows what they will collectively hate next.
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Re: DUmmy retards finally admit to wanting the DJIA to crash
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2025, 07:22:06 PM »
Proving once again, that every thing under the sun exists only as a tool to be used to their ends, in their minds.

They are pure evil.
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Re: DUmmy retards finally admit to wanting the DJIA to crash
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2025, 06:21:21 AM »
DUmmies want an economy where everyone is equally impoverished.  I'm sure they look at pictures of Soviet-era bread lines and view them as the model of societal equality.  They probably lay awake at night contemplating how delighted they would be to stand in the same line as Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos waiting for government food handouts.  It's rather obvious that the majority of them are miserable human beings and, rather than find some joy in life, they would prefer that everyone else was just as unhappy as they are.  I've never seen a group of people who spent so much time and energy nit-picking and complaining about literally everything.

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Re: DUmmy retards finally admit to wanting the DJIA to crash
« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2025, 06:48:23 AM »
DUmmies want an economy where everyone is equally impoverished.  I'm sure they look at pictures of Soviet-era bread lines and view them as the model of societal equality.  They probably lay awake at night contemplating how delighted they would be to stand in the same line as Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos waiting for government food handouts.  It's rather obvious that the majority of them are miserable human beings and, rather than find some joy in life, they would prefer that everyone else was just as unhappy as they are.  I've never seen a group of people who spent so much time and energy nit-picking and complaining about literally everything.

There is a brain defect that drives someone to be a DUmmy. It causes multiple divide-by-zero conditions. For example, they look at someone who has secured a comfortable life through hard work and dedication, and all they see is wealth that should be theirs. Their smooth brain condition does not go straight to "maybe I should do that too", but instead, "how can I take that from them?".

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Re: DUmmy retards finally admit to wanting the DJIA to crash
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2025, 09:00:26 AM »
DUmmies want an economy where everyone is equally impoverished.  I'm sure they look at pictures of Soviet-era bread lines and view them as the model of societal equality.  They probably lay awake at night contemplating how delighted they would be to stand in the same line as Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos waiting for government food handouts.  It's rather obvious that the majority of them are miserable human beings and, rather than find some joy in life, they would prefer that everyone else was just as unhappy as they are.  I've never seen a group of people who spent so much time and energy nit-picking and complaining about literally everything.


     What the Left has revealed over the last couple of months is pretty interesting:

  • The government should borrow money forever, without end, without limit;
  • The government should print money forever, without end, without limit;
  • The government should hire as many people as possible, without end, without limit;
  • Every single dollar spent by the government is completely legitimate and absolutely necessary;
  • The stock market is required to go up every single day, without fail;
  • Any deviation from or question about any of the above is fascist, racist, and Nazi.

No one has asked recently. but I gua-ran-****in-tee you that if youasked a liberal where all the money is supposed to come from when the bills come due, you'd get: "TAX THE RICH!"

Leave aside that every penny of value owned by "the rich" would cover a sliver of the debt at best, and that's if the value of the equity liquidated doesn't get destroyed. Liberals can't understand that,
because they're so ****ing stupid that they think we all live in a Richie Rich comic, where wealth is stored in giant rooms filled with gold, diamonds, and stacks of cash.

Just to check, I've consulted my Dornbusch & Fisher, my Romer, my Sargent, and my Stokey and Lucas, and I don't see the words "fascist" or "racist" in any of the discussions about fiscal or monetary policy.

Weird world we live in.




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Re: DUmmy retards finally admit to wanting the DJIA to crash
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2025, 09:21:01 AM »

     What the Left has revealed over the last couple of months is pretty interesting:

  • The government should borrow money forever, without end, without limit;
  • The government should print money forever, without end, without limit;
  • The government should hire as many people as possible, without end, without limit;
  • Every single dollar spent by the government is completely legitimate and absolutely necessary;
  • The stock market is required to go up every single day, without fail;
  • Any deviation from or question about any of the above is fascist, racist, and Nazi.

No one has asked recently. but I gua-ran-****in-tee you that if youasked a liberal where all the money is supposed to come from when the bills come due, you'd get: "TAX THE RICH!"

Leave aside that every penny of value owned by "the rich" would cover a sliver of the debt at best, and that's if the value of the equity liquidated doesn't get destroyed. Liberals can't understand that,
because they're so ****ing stupid that they think we all live in a Richie Rich comic, where wealth is stored in giant rooms filled with gold, diamonds, and stacks of cash.

Just to check, I've consulted my Dornbusch & Fisher, my Romer, my Sargent, and my Stokey and Lucas, and I don't see the words "fascist" or "racist" in any of the discussions about fiscal or monetary policy.

Weird world we live in.

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Re: DUmmy retards finally admit to wanting the DJIA to crash
« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2025, 10:22:01 AM »
To dovetail on this discussion, it needs to be pointed out how President Ronaldus Magnus' first full year in office (1981) transpired, which is a bit similar to Trump's 2nd term. Reagan had to fix all the crap that Carter did (and admittedly Ford assisted with after the Nixon debacle). And it took over a year until not only the general public felt positively, but the associated markets re-adjusted. And by 1984, all was going gangbusters, where he subsequently whipped Walter Mondale like a rented whore in 49 states to win re-election.
 
Sadly, our current society wants their fix RIGHT NOW and no one seems to be patient to see the long-term pay-off. All of this disruption and chaos (according to the leftist media) is worth the short-term pain. And it isn't even pain, it is the perception of pain.
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Re: DUmmy retards finally admit to wanting the DJIA to crash
« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2025, 11:02:12 AM »
Sadly, our current society wants their fix RIGHT NOW and no one seems to be patient to see the long-term pay-off. All of this disruption and chaos (according to the leftist media) is worth the short-term pain. And it isn't even pain, it is the perception of pain.


     Moreover, the Left doesn't actually think anything was wrong in the first place. The BLS duitfully reported full employment (nevermind that they always quietly revised their numbers), inflation was simply price gouging (odd how everyone started price gouging at exactly the same time), and anyone who had trouble paying bills was a lying racist because they still took road trips sometimes.

     The people who told the Left that everything was perfect are paid hundreds of thousands and often millions by cable news networks, and the Left is so enamored with celebrity that they accept everything as truth.

     Fixing this shit may require a GREAT deal of pain for months if not years to come, so we just have to ignore people whose entire rhetorical arsenal is "fascist racist."
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Re: DUmmy retards finally admit to wanting the DJIA to crash
« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2025, 02:06:22 PM »
More bad news for the DUmbass DUchebags:

DOW up 1.03%
S&P up 1.75%
NASD up 2.35%

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