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Offline ReardenSteel

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Re: 'Butt Bandit' terrorises Nebraska town
« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2008, 08:36:16 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 12, 2008, 08:27:55 PM
No more wise cracks! I shit you not.

What's up your fanny? You are usually on these games like a pirate on booty.
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Re: 'Butt Bandit' terrorises Nebraska town
« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2008, 08:53:58 PM »
I thought when I read this thread that Schade was visiting Nebraska...........I shit you not

It had butt and bandit in the title.

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Re: 'Butt Bandit' terrorises Nebraska town
« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2008, 08:54:53 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on September 12, 2008, 08:29:35 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 12, 2008, 08:27:55 PM
No more wise cracks! I shit you not.

Oh...whacha gonna do? Spank me!?

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You guys are so funny.... always acting naughty so as to procure a spanking from me.  :-)

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Re: 'Butt Bandit' terrorises Nebraska town
« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2008, 08:56:32 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on September 12, 2008, 08:53:58 PM
I thought when I read this thread that Schade was visiting Nebraska...........I shit you not

It had butt and bandit in the title.



I am a bandit in what way?

No, CH, Ima coming for you and I will rescue you from $5/gallon gas and bring you north, where I will have unfettered access to your ... unfetteredness.  :evillaugh:
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Re: 'Butt Bandit' terrorises Nebraska town
« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2008, 08:57:41 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on September 12, 2008, 08:36:16 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 12, 2008, 08:27:55 PM
No more wise cracks! I shit you not.

What's up your fanny? You are usually on these games like a pirate on booty.

Funny you should ask.... there was a camera up there a few weeks ago..... pictures to follow.  :evillaugh:
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Re: 'Butt Bandit' terrorises Nebraska town
« Reply #30 on: September 12, 2008, 09:01:23 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 12, 2008, 08:57:41 PM
Quote from: ReardenSteel on September 12, 2008, 08:36:16 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 12, 2008, 08:27:55 PM
No more wise cracks! I shit you not.

What's up your fanny? You are usually on these games like a pirate on booty.

Funny you should ask.... there was a camera up there a few weeks ago..... pictures to follow.  :evillaugh:

Did they tell you when an intestine stops being an intestine and starts being an a-hole? On second thought, I don't want to know.
 :thatsright: :p
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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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Re: 'Butt Bandit' terrorises Nebraska town
« Reply #31 on: September 12, 2008, 09:01:33 PM »
My older brother Dennis did this one time to his neighbors out in Pennsylvainia when it was cold and got stuck to the patio door .
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Re: 'Butt Bandit' terrorises Nebraska town
« Reply #32 on: September 12, 2008, 09:08:57 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on September 12, 2008, 09:01:23 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 12, 2008, 08:57:41 PM
Quote from: ReardenSteel on September 12, 2008, 08:36:16 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 12, 2008, 08:27:55 PM
No more wise cracks! I shit you not.

What's up your fanny? You are usually on these games like a pirate on booty.

Funny you should ask.... there was a camera up there a few weeks ago..... pictures to follow.  :evillaugh:

Did they tell you when an intestine stops being an intestine and starts being an a-hole? On second thought, I don't want to know.
 :thatsright: :p

It's surreal looking at the inside of your colon.  :lmao:
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Re: 'Butt Bandit' terrorises Nebraska town
« Reply #33 on: September 12, 2008, 09:09:56 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on September 12, 2008, 09:01:33 PM
My older brother Dennis did this one time to his neighbors out in Pennsylvainia when it was cold and got stuck to the patio door .


Dennis! What do we do about Dennis? Was it a frontal or a back?  :-)
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Re: 'Butt Bandit' terrorises Nebraska town
« Reply #34 on: September 12, 2008, 09:13:15 PM »
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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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Re: 'Butt Bandit' terrorises Nebraska town
« Reply #35 on: September 12, 2008, 09:15:54 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 12, 2008, 09:09:56 PM
Quote from: Airwolf on September 12, 2008, 09:01:33 PM
My older brother Dennis did this one time to his neighbors out in Pennsylvainia when it was cold and got stuck to the patio door .


Dennis! What do we do about Dennis? Was it a frontal or a back?  :-)

His backside. He didn't bother to look before he planted and got to attached to the metal part of the door that seperates the doors.
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"He's my hero, you don't put away your heros, you honor them!"

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Re: 'Butt Bandit' terrorises Nebraska town
« Reply #36 on: September 12, 2008, 09:25:10 PM »
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Re: 'Butt Bandit' terrorises Nebraska town
« Reply #37 on: September 12, 2008, 09:25:58 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on September 12, 2008, 09:15:54 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 12, 2008, 09:09:56 PM
Quote from: Airwolf on September 12, 2008, 09:01:33 PM
My older brother Dennis did this one time to his neighbors out in Pennsylvainia when it was cold and got stuck to the patio door .


Dennis! What do we do about Dennis? Was it a frontal or a back?  :-)

His backside. He didn't bother to look before he planted and got to attached to the metal part of the door that seperates the doors.

 :lmao:
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Re: 'Butt Bandit' terrorises Nebraska town
« Reply #38 on: September 12, 2008, 09:32:59 PM »
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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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Re: 'Butt Bandit' terrorises Nebraska town
« Reply #39 on: September 12, 2008, 10:48:27 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 12, 2008, 09:25:58 PM
Quote from: Airwolf on September 12, 2008, 09:15:54 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 12, 2008, 09:09:56 PM
Quote from: Airwolf on September 12, 2008, 09:01:33 PM
My older brother Dennis did this one time to his neighbors out in Pennsylvainia when it was cold and got stuck to the patio door .


Dennis! What do we do about Dennis? Was it a frontal or a back?  :-)

His backside. He didn't bother to look before he planted and got to attached to the metal part of the door that seperates the doors.

 :lmao:

The worst thing is he is a former Naval Aviator. One would think he could land anything he wanted, anywhere he wanted.
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"He's my hero, you don't put away your heros, you honor them!"

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Re: 'Butt Bandit' terrorises Nebraska town
« Reply #40 on: September 13, 2008, 09:51:13 AM »
Are the butt jokes over?









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Crap.
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