TomInTib Spins Another Tale - Meets An Obama

[GOBUCKS]

TiTtyboy spins a routine lie about a no-sale at the beanie baby barn (they were looking for a Princess, he only had some Valentinos), but he can't stop there. Of course, you will notice that nearly every word of the following is an absolute fabrication from the alcohol-addled brain of a convicted felon, but DUmmies buy every word. They are, after all, DUmmies.

TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-07-08 08:17 PM
Original message
I just refused a sale to a couple of 'pukes.
This couple was strolling around the Gallery, picking up things and talking about them.

The woman actually held a blown-glass conch shell to her ear and commented to her husband that it "must not be real, because I can't hear the ocean". That's when I decided that they were idiots and not worth any expenditure of energy on my part.

They finally walked up with a shallow Moroccan bowl, a beautiful piece.

When the woman reached into her purse to retrieve a credit card, I noticed a "Sarah in '08" pin affixed to her purse. So I asked her where she got it and she said she made it on her computer (I was, until today, unaware that one could do that).

So I said, "That's a joke, right?".

And she replied that Sarah Palin is America's only hope for salvation.

I pointed to the doors and said, "The sidewalk is right out there. Enjoy your stay in Tiburon".

The husband said they would just like to take the bowl, please.

I told him that the bowl could surely find a better home, and was - for the time being - not for sale.

He asked me if I was really going to turn down a $1,200 sale because of a difference in political ideology.

I did.

Now comes one of his trademark lies about meeting celebrities:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3944814

FrenchieCat  (1000+ posts)       Sun Sep-07-08 08:18 PM
Response to Original message
1. Tiburon is OBAMA country! Yeah! 

 

TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-07-08 08:22 PM
Response to Reply #1
9. You betcha, FrenchieCat.
 I met his sister at a fundraiser at a friend's house (and am still in Recovery Mode).

The truly stupid DUmmy BrklynLiberal, who was recently giving advice on the control of Alaskan wolfpacks, believes every word of TiTtyboy's yarn, and swoons. After all, he is the second-most decorated enlisted man in the long history of the United States Navy.

BrklynLiberal  (1000+ posts)       Sun Sep-07-08 08:31 PM
Response to Original message
23. You are an actual, real-life, makes-my-heart-skip-a-beat HERO!!!! 
                                             
Principles have no price tag...

 

TiT then retires to a bottle in his sleeping room behind the gift shop.

I really believe that, except for his contemptible false claims of military heroism, TomInTib would be an enjoyable mole to operate. Dreaming up the most absurd tales, and seeing how easily duped the hive is, showering you with adulation after every absurd concoction. He exposes the DUmmies' stupidity in such comic fashion, it's hard to believe he is not a troll. For a hopeless alcoholic, his writing style is quite good, much better, for example, than Pitt. His lies about military service, though, dishonor real heroes. So, even if he is a troll, he is every bit as repugnant as a real DUmmy.
.

 

[miskie]

lost that much money over politics ? If he were my employee he would be going home early.

Oh BTW - that little discriminatory act is totally outside of the law... If it actually happened. Frankly I don't buy anything he says.

[Airwolf]

Anyone, no matter his or her politics that turns down a $1,200 dollar sale should be looking for employment at the local Tasty Freeze because they have no place working a real job.

[Chris_]

MadHound (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-07-08 08:24 PM
Response to Original message
16. Wow, way to be part of the problem
 These people weren't nasty towards you, didn't get up in your face, didn't shove their politics down your throat, yet you see fit to be an asshole and refuse them a sale. Gee, and now they'll go out and spread stories about asshole Dems and such.

Politics isn't life, there's a time to put politics away, do away with the right, left dichotomy, and simply be fellow human beings. Gee, you never know, if you had gotten to know these people, gotten friendly with them, and then gently shown them the error of their ways, you might just have gotten both a sale and a vote. Instead you've sent away a couple of people with a real nasty aftertaste about Dems and liberals, and the rest of us will have to work extra hard to correct your **** up. Good job, NOT.

I feel sorry for you that you've let politics consume your life to the point where it interferes with normal everyday interactions. You probably also decide your listening and viewing selections by political affiliations also. Perhaps you should take a break from being a political animal and try being human instead. 

A sensible response, even to a bouncy. This one won't last long.

[Chris]

So TiT works at a "gallery" now and not Giftique of Tiburon?  Did he get fired?

[Chris]

heh...

ProdigalJunkMail (1000+ posts)       Sun Sep-07-08 08:39 PM
Response to Reply #25
33. sorry, Tom, but you made it everyone's business
 by bringing it here and shouting how proud you were of your rude behavior from the top of the 'Intertubes.' the sort of attitude you displayed through your refusal to sell that 'treasure' of yours to people who only wanted to take it home and probably care for it better than you (i mean, they won't be selling that treasure most likely) IS part of the problem. Maybe you should put up a whites...i mean...democrats only sign outside your establishment so you won't have to breathe the same air with them...

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-07-08 08:34 PM
Response to Reply #16
25. You are so ****ing right. I am an asshole....
 an asshole who prefers that the treasures that I have not end up in the houses of my enemy.

For the first time in my long stay here, I am asking that you put me on your "Ignore" list, so you don't have to worry your Beautiful Mind with any of my business.

Because it is MY ****ING BUSINESS, don't you see?

 

Tom...now you know damn well you don't own that gallery!

[Carl]

TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-07-08 08:34 PM
Response to Reply #16
25. You are so ******* right. I am an *******....
 an ******* who prefers that the treasures that I have not end up in the houses of my enemy.

For the first time in my long stay here, I am asking that you put me on your "Ignore" list, so you don't have to worry your Beautiful Mind with any of my business.

Because it is MY ******* BUSINESS, don't you see?

 

Tom...now you know damn well you don't own that gallery!

Was a half second away from posting the same quote.

He is a pathological liar,it will be interesting to see if anyone calls him on this new claim.

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-07-08 08:34 PM
Response to Reply #16
25. You are so ******* right. I am an *******....
 an ******* who prefers that the treasures that I have not end up in the houses of my enemy.

For the first time in my long stay here, I am asking that you put me on your "Ignore" list, so you don't have to worry your Beautiful Mind with any of my business.

Because it is MY ******* BUSINESS, don't you see?

 

Tom...now you know damn well you don't own that gallery!

Was a half second away from posting the same quote.

He is a pathological liar,it will be interesting to see if anyone calls him on this new claim.

Yes it would....It would indeed!

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

He is a pathological liar,it will be interesting to see if anyone calls him on this new claim.

Morrisons Ghost (160 posts)      Sun Sep-07-08 09:55 PM
Response to Reply #25
84. So 
 You actually own the gallery where this "story" took place?
"Cobra on my left,Leopard on my right

This may get me the stone!

[Carl]

I had missed this one.

Dreamer Tatum  (794 posts)         Sun Sep-07-08 09:59 PM
Response to Reply #16
89. Don't worry, this story probably isn't true
   just like many of things TominTib says.

[jtyangel]

If this did indeed happen, I'm sure his boss and owner of the store would be interested in knowing that her slightly higher then minimum wage employee turned down a 1,200 sale. But, as we all know, this is a complete fabrication and either the bowl was not sold because no such customer existered OR their is a receipt of sale for inventory of that bowl sold to the couple in question and Tom is making up his story.

What amazes me is the 'principles mean something' mantra said about a man who fabricates to the point of claiming credit for music and meetings that are not his own. Principles mean something indeed.

[jinxmchue]

If this did indeed happen, I'm sure his boss and owner of the store would be interested in knowing that her slightly higher then minimum wage employee turned down a 1,200 sale. But, as we all know, this is a complete fabrication and either the bowl was not sold because no such customer existered OR their is a receipt of sale for inventory of that bowl sold to the couple in question and Tom is making up his story.

What amazes me is the 'principles mean something' mantra said about a man who fabricates to the point of claiming credit for music and meetings that are not his own. Principles mean something indeed.

Possibility #3: the couple was going to buy the bowl, but TiT wore his "Repuklicans are scum" button to work that day, which caused the couple to walk out.

[jtyangel]

If this did indeed happen, I'm sure his boss and owner of the store would be interested in knowing that her slightly higher then minimum wage employee turned down a 1,200 sale. But, as we all know, this is a complete fabrication and either the bowl was not sold because no such customer existered OR their is a receipt of sale for inventory of that bowl sold to the couple in question and Tom is making up his story.

What amazes me is the 'principles mean something' mantra said about a man who fabricates to the point of claiming credit for music and meetings that are not his own. Principles mean something indeed.

Possibility #3: the couple was going to buy the bowl, but TiT wore his "Repuklicans are scum" button to work that day, which caused the couple to walk out.

I thought of that, but being sensible people they probably would have opted to laugh at him amongst themselves instead and leave with something that will be treasured in their family and with a fitting tale to tell related to it and how if the cashier only knew they were 'scum' he would have had a hissy.

[Carl]

If this did indeed happen, I'm sure his boss and owner of the store would be interested in knowing that her slightly higher then minimum wage employee turned down a 1,200 sale. But, as we all know, this is a complete fabrication and either the bowl was not sold because no such customer existered OR their is a receipt of sale for inventory of that bowl sold to the couple in question and Tom is making up his story.

What amazes me is the 'principles mean something' mantra said about a man who fabricates to the point of claiming credit for music and meetings that are not his own. Principles mean something indeed.

He did post this in the op.

http://www.OpiaHome.com

 

[Happy Fun Ball]

I just saw this on Ace of Spades. Now a whole lot more people will know just how wacko these nuts really are.


heh

[tuolumnejim]

He did post this in the op.

http://www.OpiaHome.com

 

Well it should be very simple to see who the owner is, and being conscientious I would have to forward the offending post of said DUmmie.

[jinxmchue]

He did post this in the op.

http://www.OpiaHome.com

 

It would be absolutely wonderful to get another blowhard fired from their job a la Walldude.

[Chris]

I just saw this on Ace of Spades. Now a whole lot more people will know just how wacko these nuts really are.


heh

ha ha ha ha... 

Congratulations. You passed up $1,200 in exchange for a crudely-made bowl crafted by dirty foreigners. And the bowl probably has AIDS.

[tuolumnejim]

He did post this in the op.

http://www.OpiaHome.com

 

It would be absolutely wonderful to get another blowhard fired from their job a la Walldude.

The owner of the website that TIT posted is Robin Oliver. WHOIS Record 

[Chris_]

The email address is: info@OpiaHome.com

I will send them an email when I get a minute.  Everyone knows TiT's RL name, right?  I can't repeat it here.

[jinxmchue]

Oh, dear.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/opia-home-and-garden-gallery-sonoma

John and Sarah S.

Kansas City, MO
 
1 star rating
09/07/2008

We will NEVER visit this store again!  My wife and I were enjoying the selection at the Tiburon site, even joking around and trying to "listen to the ocean" with a beautiful blown-glass conch shell, and had picked out a $1,200 Moroccan bowl.  We were about to pay for it when the sales person, who was very unkempt and smelled of liquor, took exception to a political button on my wife's purse!  He asked us if the button was a joke and when we said no, he refused to complete the sale and rudely demanded that we leave the store!  I tried to reason with him, but he adamantly refused to make the sale because of his political ideology.  What kind of a store employs people like this and lets them get away with this behavior?  Avoid this store at all costs!

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

 

 

[GOBUCKS]

It would be absolutely wonderful to get another blowhard fired from their job a la Walldude.

Walldude!! I had forgotten about him! Dumber than stevenumbers!
Those Walldude threads should be preserved in a Stupid Hall of Fame somewhere.

It will probably do no good to report TiTtyboy to the owner of the knick-knack shop where he works. Tiburon is pure Bay Area, a shithole of sodomites, catamites, and other assorted democrat misfits. The owner is likely to be as crazy as TiT.

[Chris]

Zhade  (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-07-08 11:25 PM
Response to Reply #63
173. I can't believe the people mewling about those ****ers' feelings.  Assholes like those customers willingly enable evil policies that affect people like me EVERY ****ING DAY, through their anti-choice, anti-gay BULLSHIT - that affect, oh, Iraqi lives BY ENABLING ILLEGAL WARS, and we're supposed to feel ****ING SORRY FOR THEM?


 Raksha (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-07-08 09:32 PM
Response to Reply #41
75. I hope he DID ruin their day!
 They've ruined plenty of days for me and a lot of other people. Several decades, in fact, except for a brief respite during the Clinton years.

[Chris]

Oh, dear.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/opia-home-and-garden-gallery-sonoma

That was beautiful, man.  *sniff*

Tom saved so much money by switching to Geico, it looks like he hired his own cheering section.