TiTtyboy spins a routine lie about a no-sale at the beanie baby barn (they were looking for a Princess, he only had some Valentinos), but he can't stop there. Of course, you will notice that nearly every word of the following is an absolute fabrication from the alcohol-addled brain of a convicted felon, but DUmmies buy every word. They are, after all, DUmmies.
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-07-08 08:17 PM
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I just refused a sale to a couple of 'pukes.
This couple was strolling around the Gallery, picking up things and talking about them.
The woman actually held a blown-glass conch shell to her ear and commented to her husband that it "must not be real, because I can't hear the ocean". That's when I decided that they were idiots and not worth any expenditure of energy on my part.
They finally walked up with a shallow Moroccan bowl, a beautiful piece.
When the woman reached into her purse to retrieve a credit card, I noticed a "Sarah in '08" pin affixed to her purse. So I asked her where she got it and she said she made it on her computer (I was, until today, unaware that one could do that).
So I said, "That's a joke, right?".
And she replied that Sarah Palin is America's only hope for salvation.
I pointed to the doors and said, "The sidewalk is right out there. Enjoy your stay in Tiburon".
The husband said they would just like to take the bowl, please.
I told him that the bowl could surely find a better home, and was - for the time being - not for sale.
He asked me if I was really going to turn down a $1,200 sale because of a difference in political ideology.
I did.
Now comes one of his trademark lies about meeting celebrities:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3944814FrenchieCat (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-07-08 08:18 PM
Response to Original message
1. Tiburon is OBAMA country! Yeah!
TomInTib (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-07-08 08:22 PM
Response to Reply #1
9. You betcha, FrenchieCat.
I met his sister at a fundraiser at a friend's house (and am still in Recovery Mode).
The truly stupid DUmmy BrklynLiberal, who was recently giving advice on the control of Alaskan wolfpacks, believes every word of TiTtyboy's yarn, and swoons. After all, he is the second-most decorated enlisted man in the long history of the United States Navy.
BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-07-08 08:31 PM
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23. You are an actual, real-life, makes-my-heart-skip-a-beat HERO!!!!
Principles have no price tag...
TiT then retires to a bottle in his sleeping room behind the gift shop.
I really believe that, except for his contemptible false claims of military heroism, TomInTib would be an enjoyable mole to operate. Dreaming up the most absurd tales, and seeing how easily duped the hive is, showering you with adulation after every absurd concoction. He exposes the DUmmies' stupidity in such comic fashion, it's hard to believe he is not a troll. For a hopeless alcoholic, his writing style is quite good, much better, for example, than Pitt. His lies about military service, though, dishonor real heroes. So, even if he is a troll, he is every bit as repugnant as a real DUmmy.
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