Coffee Shop Bouncy. Florida of course!

[RuralNc]

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217667202

Dickster (92 posts)


OMFG, I need to take a shower....

Took my bike and rode to a nice little coffee shop here in the Panhandle of Florida, was sitting at the only open outside table when three gentlemen came out looking for a place to sit, I invited them to join me, as it was the only open seating. Good chitchat, one guy from Nebraska, one from Illinois, one native Floridian, and me from Minnesota. Everything fine until the Floridian lets us know he was carrying a firearm, concealed, of course.
The conversation went downhill after that:

1. Need to change the law to open carry so everyone can openly carry, teachers, kids in school, janitors, , that’s the only way to stop the crazies.
2. DeSantis is God, the best governor ever, anywhere.
3. Minnesota is a communist state.
4. Kids are getting their penises cut off, encouraged by teachers in school….🤷
5. Thousands of babies are aborted at birth and cut up and their body parts sold, and Hillary has made millions on this.
6. CNN is communist.
7. Joe Biden is a dictator, because of all the presidential orders he has signed.
8. White kids are being taught that they are bad because of slavery, shouldn’t have to feel bad about that.

I tried my best to counter their talking points in an amiable fashion, I kind of enjoyed sparring with them. But it was three on one, and I decided to split before the Floridian pulled out his gun…I thanked them for the company and said I had to go. Florida man’s parting shot was to tell me not to bring any of my Communist Minnesota friend down here. I got on my bike and headed back to our condo, half way back I decided I need a shower…

So here we have a brand new Island Inhabitant looking for street cred. And with a name like "Dickster" I can only imagine why you need a shower.

underpants (174,898 posts)

1. Who brings up that crap with someone they just met?

Especially someone who offered you seats?

I’d never bring my politics up when meeting someone, rarely after that, and certainly none of that crackhead s.

Nobody. Nobody does, lurking rodents. Nobody.

Xavier Breath (2,221 posts)

88. I'm always amazed at the number of political-themed confrontations

people here seem to have with strangers. I'm somehow able to navigate through daily life and interact with strangers without ever having a verbal spat or being subjected to MAGAt spewings as I do so. We live in a red area that's in a blue-ish purple county, and I've yet to have one of these confrontations. Maybe it's partly because I never bring up politics unless I'm in familiar company. I don't like others introducing politics into a discussion so I refrain from doing the same.

M.I.R.T.!!!!

[Old n Grumpy]

1. Need to change the law to open carry so everyone can openly carry, teachers, kids in school, janitors, , that’s the only way to stop the crazies. true
2. DeSantis is God, the best governor ever, anywhere. true
3. Minnesota is a communist state. true
4. Kids are getting their penises cut off, encouraged by teachers in school….🤷 true
5. Thousands of babies are aborted at birth and cut up and their body parts sold, and Hillary has made millions on this. true
6. CNN is communist. maybe not commie but definitely fake news
7. Joe Biden is a dictator, because of all the presidential orders he has signed. not so much a dictator as a dick head
8. White kids are being taught that they are bad because of slavery, shouldn’t have to feel bad about that.

no white person alive has had anything too do with slavery and doesn’t need to feel guilty about it

[Muddling 2]

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217667202

So here we have a brand new Island Inhabitant looking for street cred. And with a name like "Dickster" I can only imagine why you need a shower.

Nobody. Nobody does, lurking rodents. Nobody.

M.I.R.T.!!!!

All I hear is.........."Dear Penthouse"..............

[Old n Grumpy]

[quote 88. I'm always amazed at the number of political-themed confrontations][/quote]

They need to make this shit up because it makes them feel superior 

[DefiantSix]

Dickster (92 posts)


OMFG, I need to take a shower....

Took my bike and rode to a nice little coffee shop here in the Panhandle of Florida, was sitting at the only open outside table when three gentlemen came out looking for a place to sit, I invited them to join me, as it was the only open seating. Good chitchat, one guy from Nebraska, one from Illinois, one native Floridian, and me from Minnesota. Everything fine until the Floridian lets us know he was carrying a firearm, concealed, of course.

I couldn't get any further than this line of   

The whole point of concealed carry is that nobody knows if you're armed or not, Mouth Breather. The only human beings stupid enough to be carrying concealed and then publicly ANNOUNCE THE FACT in front of a group of strangers would be the inmates of Skinner's Island of Misfit ****-ups, and 90% of y'all couldn't clear the background check to get the sidearm in the first place (between the chronic use of devil's lettuce (and worse) and the whole "adjudicated mentally defective" caveat).

So yeah, I'm calling  , DUmbshit...

[CollectivismMustDie]

1. Who brings up that crap with someone they just met?

People who see that everything has been made political and realize that it shouldn't be a one sided affair.

[BamaMoose]

Not even close to worthy.  New DUmmies need to read the bouncy scoring rules before they even attempt to try:

As the election nears Bouncy Tale season is also close at hand. We all know that the Bouncy Tales from the DUmp have been sort of sad for a while now.  Scoring them based on Bouncy Tales of the past only results in very low scores. I propose a completely new standardized Bouncy Tale scoring system. The top score possible in this system would be 15; however, it is set up so that even the most pathetic Bouncy fabricator can receive a score of at least 8.

I have some proposed scoring perimeters shown below. I'm completely open to suggestions; however, I think the system should be as simple as possible since we are dealing with DUmmies.

Beginning the story with the word "So" results in 1 point.
Having the story take place at a gas station or grocery store results in 1 point.
Having a crowd watching results in 1 point.
Confronting a conservative results in 1 point.
Converting said conservative results in 1 point.
Making the conservative cry or rendering him speechless results in 1 point.
Making the conservative flee results in 1 point.
Having the observers clap or cheer results in 1 point.
Having a cop jump out of the bushes results in 5 points.
The overall story being entertaining results in 2 points.

https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=101759.0

[RuralNc]

Not even close to worthy.  New DUmmies need to read the bouncy scoring rules before they even attempt to try:

As the election nears Bouncy Tale season is also close at hand. We all know that the Bouncy Tales from the DUmp have been sort of sad for a while now.  Scoring them based on Bouncy Tales of the past only results in very low scores. I propose a completely new standardized Bouncy Tale scoring system. The top score possible in this system would be 15; however, it is set up so that even the most pathetic Bouncy fabricator can receive a score of at least 8.

I have some proposed scoring perimeters shown below. I'm completely open to suggestions; however, I think the system should be as simple as possible since we are dealing with DUmmies.

Beginning the story with the word "So" results in 1 point.
Having the story take place at a gas station or grocery store results in 1 point.
Having a crowd watching results in 1 point.
Confronting a conservative results in 1 point.
Converting said conservative results in 1 point.
Making the conservative cry or rendering him speechless results in 1 point.
Making the conservative flee results in 1 point.
Having the observers clap or cheer results in 1 point.
Having a cop jump out of the bushes results in 5 points.
The overall story being entertaining results in 2 points.

https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=101759.0

Cant say that I have seen this one. 

[jukin]

Not even close to worthy.  New DUmmies need to read the bouncy scoring rules before they even attempt to try:

https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=101759.0

BINGO. Bouncys are easy. Even a mildly intelligent third grader could easily hit a 8 bonger out of park but not a DUmbass DUmmy.

Everything the made up guy from Florida said was correct.

[RuralNc]

barbtries (27,143 posts)

113. i have to agree

Came from CA to NC 15 years and still not acclimated to the sweat. i mean the summers.

Oh? So you live here in the slowly turning blue, purple state of NC that was once a solid red state? Now I have even more reasons to dislike you. From your condescending posts, and stupid avatar image, to this new factoid.

Welcome to my list. Barb.

[freedumb2003b]

Not even close to worthy.  New DUmmies need to read the bouncy scoring rules before they even attempt to try:

https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=101759.0

Applause from people in line?

[BamaMoose]

I forgot that there was some minor edits done to come up with the "final" scoring matrix:

Sorry I missed that miskie. Or I may have seen it and just forgot. I sometimes suffer from CRS.

While it does look like I hit on most of your points, I did leave a very important one out which is the verbatim quotes. Below is my lated revision.

Beginning the story with the word "So" results in 1 bong.
Having the story take place at a gas station, grocery store, car dealership or auto shop, or medical office results in 1 bong.
Having a crowd watching results in 1 bong
Confronting a conservative results in 1 bong.
Converting said conservative results in 1 bong.
Posting the conversation verbatim results in 1 bong.
Making the conservative cry or rendering him speechless results in 1 bong.
Making the conservative flee results in 1 bong.
Having the observers clap or cheer results in 1 bong.
Having a cop jump out of the bushes results in 2 bongs.
The overall story being entertaining results in 2 bongs.

Discretionary points used at the rater's will is 2 bongs.

H5 to FlippyDoo and all the others who worked so tirelessly to create the "Official Bouncy Scoring Guide".