Stinky needs to make a sock puppet to post a story about working at an Apple Care call center and telling dozens of callers they are in Georgia and how all of them told her how she needed to vote in her state elections. Then they can miraculously connect on the DUmp, and cry on each other's shoulder (in a nice long thread) during the red wave come November. Might add a notch of believability to such a ridonculous bouncy.
I too have done call center work. At best, if anything off topic comes up, just say "uh huh", nodding your head to make is sound believable, and redirect to the purpose of the call.