Long time lurkers disturb me.
Zip-loc bags confuse me.
Why is cooked bacon wavy?
Did anyone here ever date a guy named Marshall Arts?
Pennies sometimes smell funny.
What can you not do if everyone sees you're getting married?
Cantalope. It's a melon. Round earth tones. Good for foot fungus.
Why DO fools fall in love?
What's the lifespan of a match? Why do we call a match a match? What does it match? I have a book of matches. Is that a Uno hand?