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Shitler nuked DirecTV because President Obama won an Oscar!!!
« on: February 09, 2020, 08:45:20 PM »
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Direct tv suffering total signal loss
No more Oscars

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2. Hacked by the Russians
After Obama won the Oscar.

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6. That's what I though ..obama wins the oscar and trump shut down cable

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Re: Shitler nuked DirecTV because President Obama won an Oscar!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2020, 08:59:55 PM »
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2. Hacked by the Russians

After Obama won the Oscar.

Why did they wait until after he won to hack the oscars, aeroman?  As long as the Russians were hacking the oscars, why didn't they just fix it so somebody else won?  Are the Russians in the room with you right now?
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Re: Shitler nuked DirecTV because President Obama won an Oscar!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2020, 09:36:46 PM »
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After Obama won the Oscar.

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Re: Shitler nuked DirecTV because President Obama won an Oscar!!!
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2020, 01:19:45 AM »
Dummie is also a moron.   It could have been weather, either where he is or wherever their uplink is located.  It could have been an equipment failure such as DirecTV's local RF facility having a problem, or something driving their antenna off the spacecraft, or a TWT failing.  Nah, we'll go with it's somehow Trump's fault.
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Re: Shitler nuked DirecTV because President Obama won an Oscar!!!
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2020, 07:28:15 AM »
Dummie is also a moron.   It could have been weather, either where he is or wherever their uplink is located.  It could have been an equipment failure such as DirecTV's local RF facility having a problem, or something driving their antenna off the spacecraft, or a TWT failing.  Nah, we'll go with it's somehow Trump's fault.
We lose our signal if there is snow on the dish. Never thought to blame the President. Or the Russians.

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Re: Shitler nuked DirecTV because President Obama won an Oscar!!!
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2020, 07:51:08 AM »
We lose our signal if there is snow on the dish. Never thought to blame the President. Or the Russians.

How could you be getting snow? Everyone knows that global warming has melted all snow and ice everywhere and turned Antarcitca into a tropical paradise. The only way you could be getting snow is if Trump himself put it there just to block your signal.

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Re: Shitler nuked DirecTV because President Obama won an Oscar!!!
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2020, 09:48:37 AM »
How could you be getting snow? Everyone knows that global warming has melted all snow and ice everywhere and turned Antarcitca into a tropical paradise. The only way you could be getting snow is if Trump himself put it there just to block your signal.
Well, he must have done it, because our signal just went out. I'm surprised he allows us to have Internet. And cell service.

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Re: Shitler nuked DirecTV because President Obama won an Oscar!!!
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2020, 02:22:40 PM »
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    6. That's what I though ..obama wins the oscar and trump shut down cable



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Re: Shitler nuked DirecTV because President Obama won an Oscar!!!
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2020, 03:21:45 PM »

Another super genius at the DUmp.  Isn't Direct TV a satellite based company?

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