Bertha? Enid? Doris?
Sounds like a bunch of old biddies.
I'm always fascinated to learn that these deep thinking, insightful, worldly, savvy, educated DUmmies seem to all work by the hour in retail or something like it.
I mean, they have two basic struggles in life: first, they have to keep abreast of the treacherous current geopolitical landscape while balancing the wellbeing of billions against the precarious state of our world's energy resources, all while championing essential human rights.
The other struggle is to maintain a healthy supply of plastic bags at the end of each checkstand.
I don't mean to sound like I'm better than them. It's just that they think they're better than ME. I just love finding out what they do for a living when they're not saving it from Chimpler McBushcoburton.