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demtenjeepMy mom used to say NEVER trust a married man who doesn't wear a wedding ring!has #fatdonnie ever worn one? Why does he refuse? I hate it when my spouse takes his off to clean it and forgets it one day.
...Welders don’t wear rings because a single spark can cause a finger to deglove. ...
Wait until the DUmmies find out Prince William does not either.
Response to Tipperary (Reply #43)Wed Jun 19, 2019, 10:47 PMdemtenjeep (25,786 posts) 47. glad to make you laugh. Clearly it is a cultural differece or age.growing up in our small town. Rings are a symbol of love and a blessed union. We wore rings. But maybe I am older than I think I am.. I'll accept that. just know we hubby an me wear rings to say we are proudly one unit
Like SVPete, I wonder if she was wearing one on that cruise.
While working at his farm near Lebanon, Ohio, in November 1978, Armstrong jumped off the back of his grain truck and his wedding ring was caught in the wheel, tearing off the tip of his left hand's ring finger. He collected the severed digit and packed it in ice, and surgeons reattached it at the Jewish Hospital in Louisville, Kentucky
Just ask astronaut Neil Armstrong.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_ArmstrongAs he jumped off the back of the grain truck, I've heard that he saidThis is one small step for man and one giant...AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Not just electrical, they're a hazard if you work around anything with moving parts.
Easier to pin down those cabana boys unencumbered
You’d never imagine a Jewish hospital putting the tip BACK on, but there ya go! KC
She ain't going to ever score a cabana boy. It was the lounge singer she was panting for, and she ain't going to get him neither. All her threads blow up in her face. I can't remember one that didn't.
Or her panties.
"Hey, this cruise says all-inclusive, does that mean you'll wipe my ass too?" "That's a real funny joke, maam" "who's joking?"
Poopy Pants Pam would probably require a frequent diaper change.