From the smartest woman on DU - Pam! LOL

[Texacon]

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212203366

demtenjeep
My mom used to say NEVER trust a married man who doesn't wear a wedding ring!

has #fatdonnie ever worn one?

Why does he refuse?


I hate it when my spouse takes his off to clean it and forgets it one day.

This thread is a HOOT!  They’re putting Pam in her place.

She’s too stupid to understand there are reasons for people not wearing rings. Paratroopers (at least when I was in) were forbidden the wearing of rings.

Welders don’t wear rings because a single spark can cause a finger to deglove.

Any way, fun thread.

KC

[Ralph Wiggum]

Bookmarking for later reading.  Considering how bat shit crazy the DUmmies are on everything else, I'll be curious to see the depth of their idiocy and deep thoughts on this subject.

[FiddyBeowulf]

Wait until the DUmmies find out Prince William does not either. 

[SVPete]

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Welders don’t wear rings because a single spark can cause a finger to deglove.
...

Metallic jewelry is a hazard in any profession involving proximity to exposed high voltage or high current potential. 1,000 volts can arc across a ~1 cm gap; CRT TVs and monitors have a CRT anode voltage in the 25,000 volt range. Conversely, a ring or watch band shorting a 10s or 100s of amp source is either going to get very hot or melt.

[SVPete]

Wait until the DUmmies find out Prince William does not either. 

Any pix of the left hands of Groper Joe, The Bern, Fauxcahontas, etc.?

I went looking for the picture of Pam on cruise, wondering whether she practices what she preaches, but it is no longer in Tess' post, and when I tried the url of the picture I got a "url Expired" error message.

[ChuckJ]

Response to Tipperary (Reply #43)Wed Jun 19, 2019, 10:47 PM
demtenjeep (25,786 posts)
47. glad to make you laugh. Clearly it is a cultural differece or age.

growing up in our small town. Rings are a symbol of love and a blessed union. We wore rings. But maybe I am older than I think I am..



I'll accept that. just know we hubby an me wear rings to say we are proudly one unit

Like SVPete, I wonder if she was wearing one on that cruise.

[landofconfusion80]

Like SVPete, I wonder if she was wearing one on that cruise.

Easier to pin down those cabana boys unencumbered

[DumbAss Tanker]

Not just electrical, they're a hazard if you work around anything with moving parts.

[fatboy]

My mom used to say NEVER trust a woman that depends on depends!

 

[Delmar]

Just ask astronaut Neil Armstrong.

While working at his farm near Lebanon, Ohio, in November 1978, Armstrong jumped off the back of his grain truck and his wedding ring was caught in the wheel, tearing off the tip of his left hand's ring finger. He collected the severed digit and packed it in ice, and surgeons reattached it at the Jewish Hospital in Louisville, Kentucky

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Armstrong

As he jumped off the back of the grain truck, I've heard that he said

This is one small step for man and one giant...AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Texacon]

Just ask astronaut Neil Armstrong.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Armstrong

As he jumped off the back of the grain truck, I've heard that he said

This is one small step for man and one giant...AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

You’d never imagine a Jewish hospital putting the tip BACK on, but there ya go!

 

KC

[67 Rover]

Not just electrical, they're a hazard if you work around anything with moving parts.

I am not allowed to wear rings, watches or belt buckles because I work with LASER's of a certain wavelength where the first indication of accidental eye exposure is when you go blind and because this is R&D many safety features are not built in to our experiments.

At the wavelength I am talking about there is no blink response.

[Karin]

Easier to pin down those cabana boys unencumbered

She ain't going to ever score a cabana boy.  It was the lounge singer she was panting for, and she ain't going to get him neither.   

All her threads blow up in her face.  I can't remember one that didn't. 

[Skul]

You’d never imagine a Jewish hospital putting the tip BACK on, but there ya go!

 

KC

               

 Yes  yes   and.  yes.       

[Ralph Wiggum]

She ain't going to ever score a cabana boy.  It was the lounge singer she was panting for, and she ain't going to get him neither.   

All her threads blow up in her face.  I can't remember one that didn't.

Or her panties.

[landofconfusion80]

Or her panties.

"Hey, this cruise says all-inclusive, does that mean you'll wipe my ass too?" "That's a real funny joke, maam" "who's joking?"

[Ralph Wiggum]

"Hey, this cruise says all-inclusive, does that mean you'll wipe my ass too?" "That's a real funny joke, maam" "who's joking?"

Poopy Pants Pam would probably require a frequent diaper change.

[landofconfusion80]

Poopy Pants Pam would probably require a frequent diaper change.

No probably about it after she raids the seafood buffet.

[67 Rover]

Poopy Pants Pam would probably require a frequent diaper change.

I wonder if they let her into the pool?   

[BlueStateSaint]

Just ask astronaut Neil Armstrong.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Armstrong

As he jumped off the back of the grain truck, I've heard that he said

This is one small step for man and one giant...AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

At one of the warehouse jobs in my past, the warehouse floor manager had jumped down from a shelf when he got his wedding ring caught under a shelf.  Ripped off the left ring finger above the first knuckle.  He kept on working after recovering.  Most of my co-workers thought that he was crazy, but I didn’t find him to be that bad of a guy.