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Offline Schadenfreude

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Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« on: August 19, 2008, 08:43:40 PM »
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Me neither, just wondering how one negotiates that possibility.  :evillaugh:

Greetings from New Jersey!
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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2008, 08:45:38 PM »
Nope. Can't say that I have.

I was wanded though once at LaGuardia. It tickled.  :evillaugh:

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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2008, 08:46:15 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 19, 2008, 08:43:40 PM
:uhsure:

Me neither, just wondering how one negotiates that possibility.  :evillaugh:

Greetings from New Jersey!

I haven't either.  But if she was cute enough....

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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2008, 08:48:35 PM »
I was wondering if that was a general offer...  :hyper: :cheersmate:
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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2008, 08:50:39 PM »
Hmmm...

My wife works for the TSA.

Might be time for a little role playing.

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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2008, 08:52:28 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on August 19, 2008, 08:50:39 PM
Hmmm...

My wife works for the TSA.

Might be time for a little role playing.

 :naughty:

She's going to make you miss your ride to work when she randomly screens you for shoe explosives?
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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2008, 08:52:34 PM »
This sounds like a question for Mr. Flight.
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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2008, 08:53:09 PM »
Oh wait, this is a question for Mr. Flight.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2008, 08:54:39 PM »
Once in the It'll Dew Lounge near gate 13. 
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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2008, 08:54:46 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on August 19, 2008, 08:52:28 PM
Quote from: rich_t on August 19, 2008, 08:50:39 PM
Hmmm...

My wife works for the TSA.

Might be time for a little role playing.

 :naughty:

She's going to make you miss your ride to work when she randomly screens you for shoe explosives?

LOL...
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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2008, 08:55:44 PM »
Quote from: jendf on August 19, 2008, 08:45:38 PM
Nope. Can't say that I have.

I was wanded though once at LaGuardia. It tickled.  :evillaugh:




oooh.... you make an airport security procedure sound so sensual.  :naughty:
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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2008, 08:58:22 PM »
Quote from: Chris on August 19, 2008, 08:52:34 PM
This sounds like a question for Mr. Flight.

Great minds.... :-)
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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2008, 08:59:01 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 19, 2008, 08:43:40 PM
:uhsure:

Me neither, just wondering how one negotiates that possibility.  :evillaugh:

Greetings from New Jersey!

New Jersey isn`t that far away...perhaps you won`t need the airport. :naughty:
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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2008, 09:00:03 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 19, 2008, 08:58:22 PM
Quote from: Chris on August 19, 2008, 08:52:34 PM
This sounds like a question for Mr. Flight.

Great minds.... :-)

I wanted to ask Mr. Flight if the TSA had some kind of kinky shoe-and-belt fetish. 
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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2008, 09:01:39 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on August 19, 2008, 08:48:35 PM
I was wondering if that was a general offer...  :hyper: :cheersmate:

I saw a sign that said you could ask for a private room for a personal search... I said, "Meh, let's do it right here, right now" :evillaugh:
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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2008, 09:03:17 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 19, 2008, 09:01:39 PM
Quote from: asdf2231 on August 19, 2008, 08:48:35 PM
I was wondering if that was a general offer...  :hyper: :cheersmate:

I saw a sign that said you could ask for a private room for a personal search... I said, "Meh, let's do it right here, right now" :evillaugh:

LOL.

Schade likes it when people watch.  :-)
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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2008, 09:05:36 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on August 19, 2008, 08:54:39 PM
Once in the It'll Dew Lounge near gate 13. 

I thought that was you,.  :naughty:
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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2008, 09:06:37 PM »
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Ever been strip searched at the airport?


Not by a professional.
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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2008, 09:07:18 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on August 19, 2008, 08:50:39 PM
Hmmm...

My wife works for the TSA.

Might be time for a little role playing.

 :naughty:

I should say so.... report back to me on your discoveries.  :-)
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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2008, 09:10:47 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on August 19, 2008, 09:06:37 PM
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Ever been strip searched at the airport?


Not by a professional.

I am not a professional, but I'll have a look.   :evillaugh:
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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2008, 09:13:38 PM »
Quote from: jendf on August 19, 2008, 09:03:17 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 19, 2008, 09:01:39 PM
Quote from: asdf2231 on August 19, 2008, 08:48:35 PM
I was wondering if that was a general offer...  :hyper: :cheersmate:

I saw a sign that said you could ask for a private room for a personal search... I said, "Meh, let's do it right here, right now" :evillaugh:

LOL.

Schade likes it when people watch.  :-)

I am a bit of an exhibitionist.  :-)
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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2008, 09:15:39 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 19, 2008, 09:13:38 PM
Quote from: jendf on August 19, 2008, 09:03:17 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 19, 2008, 09:01:39 PM
Quote from: asdf2231 on August 19, 2008, 08:48:35 PM
I was wondering if that was a general offer...  :hyper: :cheersmate:

I saw a sign that said you could ask for a private room for a personal search... I said, "Meh, let's do it right here, right now" :evillaugh:

LOL.

Schade likes it when people watch.  :-)

I am a bit of an exhibitionist.  :-)

Start posting some pics then.

 :-)

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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2008, 09:17:38 PM »
Quote from: Carl on August 19, 2008, 08:59:01 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 19, 2008, 08:43:40 PM
:uhsure:

Me neither, just wondering how one negotiates that possibility.  :evillaugh:

Greetings from New Jersey!

New Jersey isn`t that far away...perhaps you won`t need the airport. :naughty:

I wish I was staying here longer, we could have arranged a meet. As it is, I will be putting in a full day's work and leaving tomorrow.
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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #23 on: August 19, 2008, 09:18:50 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on August 19, 2008, 09:15:39 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 19, 2008, 09:13:38 PM
Quote from: jendf on August 19, 2008, 09:03:17 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 19, 2008, 09:01:39 PM
Quote from: asdf2231 on August 19, 2008, 08:48:35 PM
I was wondering if that was a general offer...  :hyper: :cheersmate:

I saw a sign that said you could ask for a private room for a personal search... I said, "Meh, let's do it right here, right now" :evillaugh:

LOL.

Schade likes it when people watch.  :-)

I am a bit of an exhibitionist.  :-)

Start posting some pics then.

 :-)



I am really shy about posting my picture on the innerwebz.  :uhsure:
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Re: Ever been strip searched at the airport?
« Reply #24 on: August 19, 2008, 09:23:11 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 19, 2008, 09:18:50 PM
Quote from: rich_t on August 19, 2008, 09:15:39 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 19, 2008, 09:13:38 PM
Quote from: jendf on August 19, 2008, 09:03:17 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 19, 2008, 09:01:39 PM
Quote from: asdf2231 on August 19, 2008, 08:48:35 PM
I was wondering if that was a general offer...  :hyper: :cheersmate:

I saw a sign that said you could ask for a private room for a personal search... I said, "Meh, let's do it right here, right now" :evillaugh:

LOL.

Schade likes it when people watch.  :-)

I am a bit of an exhibitionist.  :-)

Start posting some pics then.

 :-)



I am really shy about posting my picture on the innerwebz.  :uhsure:

Uh huh...

 :rotf:
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