Because I am a broke ass deadbeat with a credit score of 17
Mole or typical dummie? You decide.
Mole:
Mole lords it over the other dummies that it has 5 grand in his bank account and a good enough credit score that someone can score a high dollar cell phone. Then sticks it to the original dummie saying it was "stopped in its tracks".
Dummie:
Stopped in its tracks due to shitty credit score.
I pick mole. Dummies will understand the shitty credit score angle and notice he never said that he had 5 grand in his bank account, just that someone tried to take it out. Dummies will pick up on that little detail and they are still going to be green with envy particularly since he has a bank account. That implies he has more than two nickels to rub together
