Another DUmbass just a few spittled-laden shrieks away from the rubber room

[BattleHymn]

https://www.democraticunderground.com/12601147

Thu Aug 24, 2017, 10:22 PM
BigmanPigman (3,606 posts)

I have decided to buy myself a mental health gift.


Actually I ordered two. It's an inflatable and weighted clown punching bag. Now when I get pissed off at the fake prez I can take my frustration out on the other clown. It has two sides. One is a smiling/laughing clown and the other is a crying one. I plan to draw his ugly puss on it naturally. I don't know whether or not to give the second one to my sister as I originally planned or save it for myself as a back up in case I destroy mine too quickly.

Thu Aug 24, 2017, 10:56 PM
Star Member Raastan (126 posts)
3. I hear you; it is hard to find peace of mind nowadays...

For me, I decided to begin learning how to play the guitar last September as a way to deal with my emotions. Gives me goals to reach for and it helps me out to play a few songs. Cathartic!

Have you mastered the dulcet tones of "Hitachi Dildo" yet?

Thu Aug 24, 2017, 11:57 PM
BigmanPigman (3,606 posts)
7. WOW, that one is expensive.

Mine was about $15 including shipping, handling and taxes for each one.

It'll probably be additionally therapeutic for me to draw his crying and ugly faces on the two sides. I'll add a red tie too. Maybe on the second one I'll draw that raging and crying KKK Nazi that was on that video and is in jail now. I'll draw him in a white hood or a Nazi uniform (on the angry/raging side) and in prison stripes or orange jumpsuit on the crying side.

[Delmar]

Thu Aug 24, 2017, 10:56 PM
Star Member Raastan (126 posts)
3. I hear you; it is hard to find peace of mind nowadays...

For me, I decided to begin learning how to play the guitar last September as a way to deal with my emotions. Gives me goals to reach for and it helps me out to play a few songs. Cathartic!

Here's an idea DUmmy:

Cutting is a form of self-injury -- the person is literally making small cuts on his or her body, usually the arms and legs. It's difficult for many people to understand. But for kids, cutting helps them control their emotional pain, psychologists say.

This practice has long existed in secrecy. Cuts can be easily hidden under long sleeves. But in recent years, movies and TV shows have drawn attention to it -- prompting greater numbers of teens and tweens (ages 9 to 14) to try it.

"We can go to any school and ask, 'Do you know anyone who cuts?' Yeah, everybody knows someone," says Karen Conterio, author of the book, Bodily Harm.

http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/features/cutting-self-harm-signs-treatment#1

Give it a try DUmmy, lots of people are doing it.

[dutch508]

https://www.democraticunderground.com/12601147

Have you mastered the dulcet tones of "Hitachi Dildo" yet?

I heard drum circles really help out... (no pun intended...)

[BlueStateSaint]

My 'stress relievers' generally take the following names:

Glock
SIGSauer
Ruger
Smith & Wesson
Colt

And, even KelTec!

[Ogre]

My 'stress relievers' generally take the following names:

Glock
SIGSauer
Ruger
Smith & Wesson
Colt

And, even KelTec!

Amen to that, there is nothing better for stress relief than shredding a couple of targets. 

[franksolich]

I'm concerned for the retrowire primitive, who lost it and then mysteriously disappeared.

<<<wonders what happened.

[SVPete]

BigPig's stress relief plan sounds like something a 12YO would concoct. If BigPig's physique is as porcine as his DU-name suggests, his fist might drop from exhaustion in the middle of his first swing.

[DLR Pyro]

BigmanPigman (3,606 posts)

I have decided to buy myself a mental health gift.


Actually I ordered two. It's an inflatable and weighted clown punching bag.

Knock yourself out pigboy

[SVPete]

  Geez, DLR! That pic should at least have five warnings!

[BattleHymn]

Geez, DLR! That pic should at least have five warnings!

Nah, that's considered perfectly presentable, compared to what we live through every day here in the DUmpster. 

THIS on the other hand, Calpig Birthing Calpig Battlehymn c.2015 is spork worthy:

[BattleHymn]

I'm concerned for the retrowire primitive, who lost it and then mysteriously disappeared.

<<<wonders what happened.

Also concerned about retrowire.  I'm hoping he took our advice, and left the DUmp, forever.  It's the best thing that could ever happen to him.  If he is truly mentally ill, he will NEVER get the help he needs hanging around a bunch of enablers.

[Old n Grumpy]

Knock yourself out pigboy

OMG a young Hitlery doll!!