Another TEB painful read

[AzJames73]

TEB (986 posts)                     https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029430210
 
At the pool with my boys hollow legs and great uncle
Dad we're hungry after we all swam for awhile. Swimming perhaps to loose to describe,more like we love terrorize each other dunking threating to rip each other's trunks off except unck he is 84. well one son is 120 in weight the other is 134 weight I'm 6 foot 160 ,now I'm running into a problem when they both gang up on me that's 254 pounds. and there dragging me around pool like nothing dunking me then we get out and their hungry. I jokingly said what you two clowns just kicked my behind and you want me to feed you. Both of you ate three hours ago I made you onlettes at 730 I ate later after yard work. I gave em my debit card geez one hot dog each large order of nachos they don't drink soda glad for that and two waters. Now they want me to get back in so they can love terrorism dad some more.

  Damn, what the hell is he trying to spit out ?

[USA4ME]

Hold him under, kids. There's another hotdog and nachos each in it for you. Promise.

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[67 Rover]

  Damn, what the hell is he trying to spit out ?

Something about a shallow gene pool and mini tacos.

[SVPete]

I think that qualifies as a word- !

[DumbAss Tanker]

He writes like the later-life version of the kind of student who whines about taking high school English or college freshman Comp class because 'It isn't relevant to what I'm going to do for a living,' and consequently ends up writing like a total retard.

It was a nice family story without political BS, just kind of incoherently put together. 

[Maverick1987]

Hold him under, kids. There's another hotdog and nachos each in it for you. Promise.

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Who then will make the "onlettes"?   

(I'm left wondering the quantity, variety, and legality of the pharmaceuticals involved in TEB's posts)

[Mary Ann]

I wonder if TEB has a learning disability.

We had a branch manager at the bank where I worked who had such crappy grammar that it made me cringe. "Not never," "have ate," "not no one," etc. That was kind of acceptable among the tellers, but as far as I was concerned, if she was expected to go out and sell accounts, visit business customers, etc. it reflected poorly on the entire bank.

I would guess that TEB doesn't speak nearly as poorly as he writes. Even if he doesn't have perfect grammar he has to make himself understood.

[Old n Grumpy]

Was your great uncle using the hollow legs for floats? Don't swallow any pool water because people piss in it.

 

[BadCat]

Who then will make the "onlettes"?   

(I'm left wondering the quantity, variety, and legality of the pharmaceuticals involved in TEB's posts)

Apparently he means the "Denver onlette"...It has pot in it.

[SVPete]

"I once knew a man with a wooden leg named 'Smith'."

"What was the name of his other leg?" 

[BattleHymn]

[Delmar]

Response to Weekend Warrior (Reply #1)Tue Aug 8, 2017, 10:58 AM
TEB (998 posts)
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Welcome to DU COOL NAME you vet lotta vets on here good people I'm infantry 84 to 87 I was lucky no war. Animal house but we had weapons my great uncle army infantry 52 to 76. Chilling at moment trying to get unck to go talk to this nice elderly woman I said hey man go talk to her. You been here twice with us and both times she has smiled at you and stopped and chatted with you and other day when you was not here she asked wife and me about you ,I said make friends go and chat pollock.

Trying to bait people into making polack jokes?

[BannedFromDU]

     Dude writes like Gertrude Stein got stuck in Alabama.