I'm sorry but I am beginning to get worried. If I have a galactic sized schadenboner for more than 8 years who should I call for assistance? My main concern is my schadenboner getting back to normal. Like a fat whale sized DUmmy that, get this alternate universe possibility, lost a few hundred pounds and had all that loose skin, what to do? How to hide the fact my schadenboner has one million more acrews of excess skin than it needs?
I figured my schadenboners natural skin elasticity would help it snap back but I think 8 years of this and the elasticity is just going to be gone. Talk about a turkey neck.