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Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« on: February 20, 2017, 05:19:05 PM »
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9:30AM. I'm in the convenience store, grabbing a pack of coffin nails.

A white customer is ranting at the black clerk about how unfair everyone is being to DJT: we need to give him a chance! if we don't like him, we don't have to re-elect him in 2020!

The clerk says DJT isn't a Republican or a Democrat and will do whatever he wants.

The customer replies that DJT is just trying to bring us all together.

I can't think of anything even halfway civil to spout, so I stay out of the conversation

10:00AM. I get an email from a student who is going to miss some classes, having left the country to deal with a family emergency. I find myself worrying if the student will be able to re-enter the US

1:00PM. After my class, I notice a student wearing a **** DONALD shirt

1:30PM. It's lunch-time. I grab a hoagie from a young middle-eastern woman wearing a hijab. I find her charming, and I'm very polite: a warm smile and grateful eyes reward me

 :o


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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2017, 05:33:08 PM »
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1:30PM. It's lunch-time. I grab a hoagie from a young middle-eastern woman wearing a hijab. I find her charming, and I'm very polite: a warm smile and grateful eyes reward me

I bet you would be a great slave owner too.
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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2017, 05:40:17 PM »
Wow. For a long term DUmmy, that was a horrible bouncy.  For shame.
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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2017, 05:55:10 PM »
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3. I was buying my cigarettes this morning.

Told the young middle eastern clerk, in hijab, I was on my way to Not My President Day in DC. She gave a warm smile and gave me the peace sign. Older women, Sara, behind me was also buying cigarettes and said she and her friends were going, too. They followed me and my daughter to the metro station and we participated all together. It was nice.

She is laughing at you as you will be under sharia law soon enough, infidel.
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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2017, 05:55:59 PM »
Zero bongs. No magazine turning around at the convenience store.
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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2017, 08:09:40 PM »
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9:30AM. I'm in the convenience store, grabbing a pack of coffin nails.

A white customer is ranting at the black clerk about how unfair everyone is being to DJT: we need to give him a chance! if we don't like him, we don't have to re-elect him in 2020!

The clerk says DJT isn't a Republican or a Democrat and will do whatever he wants.

The customer replies that DJT is just trying to bring us all together.

I can't think of anything even halfway civil to spout, so I stay out of the conversation

10:00AM. I get an email from a student who is going to miss some classes, having left the country to deal with a family emergency. I find myself worrying if the student will be able to re-enter the US

1:00PM. After my class, I notice a student wearing a **** DONALD shirt

1:30PM. It's lunch-time. I grab a hoagie from a young middle-eastern woman wearing a hijab. I find her charming, and I'm very polite: a warm smile and grateful eyes reward me

Piss poor bouncie professor... and I use that term loosely.  Worse than piss poor... absolutely horrible.  I bet if one of your students would come up with something like that you would fail said paper.

So professor: 

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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2017, 08:13:10 PM »
I crap better bouncys than that.
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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2017, 08:20:12 PM »
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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)Mon Feb 20, 2017, 07:04 PM
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4. What is the point of this story?

I bought a piece of pizza from a nice Mexican woman who called me her hija and at the gas station I purchased a coffee and a lottery ticket from an Indian man who smiled and wished me good luck. My point? There is no point, except that singling out particular races just to make yourself appear like a warm fuzzy beacon of tolerance is a little distasteful in my opinion.
:lol:

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11. What an odd take on the OP... n/t
Odd take?  Calendargirl nailed it.
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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2017, 08:27:20 PM »
2/10   Fail!
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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2017, 08:58:50 PM »
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4. What is the point of this story?

I bought a piece of pizza from a nice Mexican woman who called me her hija and at the gas station I purchased a coffee and a lottery ticket from an Indian man who smiled and wished me good luck. My point? There is no point, except that singling out particular races just to make yourself appear like a warm fuzzy beacon of tolerance is a little distasteful in my opinion.

Heh......   a little?
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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2017, 10:48:24 PM »
"Grateful eyes reward me."   :lmao:

This should become a bouncy classic phrase. 

Calendargirl was alone in her sanity. 
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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2017, 11:08:05 PM »
9:30 AM...10:00 AM... 1PM... 1:30PM... What is this? 24: DU Edition?
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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2017, 11:34:03 PM »
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4. What is the point of this story?

I bought a piece of pizza from a nice Mexican woman who called me her hija and at the gas station I purchased a coffee and a lottery ticket from an Indian man who smiled and wished me good luck. My point? There is no point, except that singling out particular races just to make yourself appear like a warm fuzzy beacon of tolerance is a little distasteful in my opinion.


bwaahahah!
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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2017, 12:05:41 AM »
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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2017, 07:37:41 AM »
Other than vague virtue-signalling, a case of electric pencil sharpeners couldn't give that pathetic :bouncy: a point. My daughter and I were helped last evening by a Chinese worker at SFO. That's the way that guy is, evidently, but beyond that, big whoop!
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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2017, 10:26:54 AM »
You know the storys a bouncy from the first line.

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9:30AM. I'm in the convenience store, grabbing a pack of coffin nails.

What DUmmy is actually out of mom's basement at 9:30 in the morning.

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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2017, 10:43:04 AM »
This is an interesting example of special privilege in DU-Land: "struggle4progress" goes out to buy cigs and posts about it knowing that no one (or very very few) will call him on it, because he has 90K+ posts; some poor shlub with 900 or 90 posts would get ripped up one wall and down the other for exactly the same post.
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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2017, 06:53:45 PM »
Quote from: ADsOutburst on February 20, 2017, 11:08:05 PM
9:30 AM...10:00 AM... 1PM... 1:30PM... What is this? 24: DU Edition?

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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2017, 08:03:28 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on February 20, 2017, 08:09:40 PM
Piss poor bouncie professor... and I use that term loosely.  Worse than piss poor... absolutely horrible.  I bet if one of your students would come up with something like that you would fail said paper.

So professor: 



My thoughts exactly, perky.

Do DUmmies expect us to believe they are  conscious at 9:30AM?   :lmao:
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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2017, 08:11:29 PM »
>I grab a hoagie from a young middle-eastern woman wearing a hijab

Never mistake a clit for a hoagie.
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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2017, 08:38:25 PM »
Quote from: DUmpsterDiver on February 21, 2017, 08:11:29 PM
>I grab a hoagie from a young middle-eastern woman wearing a hijab

Never mistake a clit for a hoagie.

They are about as likely to have either of those things
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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2017, 08:50:31 PM »
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1:30PM. It's lunch-time. I grab a hoagie from a young middle-eastern woman wearing a hijab. I find her charming, and I'm very polite: a warm smile and grateful eyes reward me

I'll bet you ordered the hoagie with extra ham and bacon, din't ya?
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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2017, 12:09:04 AM »
Quote from: ADsOutburst on February 20, 2017, 11:08:05 PM
9:30 AM...10:00 AM... 1PM... 1:30PM... What is this? 24: DU Edition?

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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2017, 07:15:28 AM »
Quote from: ADsOutburst on February 20, 2017, 11:08:05 PM
9:30 AM...10:00 AM... 1PM... 1:30PM... What is this? 24: DU Edition?

24 Business Hours, Day 1?
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Re: Convenience store bouncy. "So, there I was at 9:30AM...
« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2017, 08:40:58 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on February 22, 2017, 07:15:28 AM
24 Business Hours, Day 1?

I was thinking the same thing, who keeps track of their day like that?
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