Here is the phone call I would like to see:
Gov. Moonbeam: Mr. President, this is Governor Brown.
President Trump: (covers phone mouthpiece with palm) Hey, Rance, that idiot Governor Moonbeam is on the phone. (laughter) Yes, Governor Moo, uh, Brown, what can I do for you?
Gov. Moonbeam: We have 49 counties that have suffered a lot of damage, due to these bad storms we've been having. It's more than we can handle.
President Trump: So, are you asking for help from the federal government?
Gov. Moonbeam: Yes sir, I am.
President Trump: Well, Governor, here is what I will do. You send me a list of those counties that do NOT have any "sanctuary cities", and we will be happy to help them out. As for the other counties, I would suggest they round up all of the illegals they are protecting and put them to work!
Gov. Moonbeam: Uh, well, um.......(click).