Something else to cheer the libs up...
For whatever reasons, I'd saved this--I have no idea why--as the original was part of those six days here that evaporated. It's an adaptation of something from the French Revolution, which the primitives seem to like so much, and I hope this cheers them up, lifts them out of their despair.
Citizens and citizenesses of the Republic!
The Insurrection has succeeded! The Old Order is overthrown! The Man has been brought low!
The Age of Aquarius, forty years during which time Democrats, liberals, primitives, and hippies dominated American politics, academia, media, popular culture, and entrenched governmental bureaucracies, is over!
The murderers of innocent children, the despoilers of traditional values, the looters of pocketbooks, the thieves of things not theirs, the givers-away of that which is not theirs to give, the sellers-out of their own country and people, have been scattered in panic and disarray!
It’s over! It’s done with! They’re history!
However!
However!
However!
Citizens and citizenesses, the Revolution itself has just gotten underway!
Until the Revolution is secured, the Revolution remains threatened by the possible recrudescence of these now-shattered forces of reaction and revenge!
Citizens and citizenesses, they must not be allowed to again implant their gangrenous values and failed policies amidst us! To regain privileges they never deserved in the first place! Driven out, they must
stay driven out!
Citizens and citizenesses of the Republic, our vanquished overlords have always refused to reason, to compromise, to take the sentiments and feelings of decent and civilized people into consideration, when running roughshod over us!
Citizens and citizenesses, remember that to them, we were never anything more than cobblestones to be run over!
Citizens and citizenesses, they
must be treated as the crude, barbaric, savage primitives they are!
The only reason they heed is fear, the only force they respect is Terror!
And so Terror must be applied! Diligently and thoroughly! Constantly and relentlessly!
Unceasingly!
Terror, and more Terror, and more again Terror! Terror without waning, Terror without end!