Hopalong Bob hasn't been seen in two days now, which got me to thinking: he's 73, and in poor health, not to mention his blood pressure must be like that of an overstuffed bratwurst.
That means that there is a good, perhaps VERY good, chance that he will die under President Donald Trump's administration, and in fact he has probably seen his last Democrat POTUS.
And that thought warms my heart very much. Live long and suck it, Bob.