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Sign of the times: Star Wars needs gay characters
« on: March 06, 2016, 12:13:53 PM »
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Mark Hamill Reveals Luke Skywalker Might Be Gay In 'Star Wars'


If this turns out to be true, I am going to ugly cry! I often wonder what it was like for so many people to see Barack Obama elected on that beautiful night in November of 2008. If Star Wars does in fact take this step, then maybe, just maybe I might see a gay man as president one day too.

 

To those wondering about Luke Skywalker's sexuality, this is the quote you're looking for.

Mark Hamill recently opened up to The Sun about the issue and gave new hope to fans looking for gay characters in the "Star Wars" universe.

“Fans are writing and ask all these questions, ‘I’m bullied in school…I’m afraid to come out’. They say to me, ‘Could Luke be gay?’ I’d say it is meant to be interpreted by the viewer,” the actor said. “If you think Luke is gay, of course he is. You should not be ashamed of it. Judge Luke by his character, not by who he loves.”

Recently, "The Force Awakens" director J.J. Abrams opened up about the possibility of gay characters in "Star Wars." "It seems insanely narrow minded to say that there wouldn't be a homosexual character in that world," he said.

If you look at the character's romantic past, he does kiss a girl in "Star Wars," who turns out to be his sister. (Gross, dude.) And in the books and comics about the universe, Luke actually has a wife and a son. However, that doesn't define anyone's sexuality, and Disney apparently made all those stories irrelevant after the purchase of Lucasfilm, starting a new official canon.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mark-hamill-luke-gay_us_56daf782e4b03a405678d6a9


For those of you who don't fully appreciate what's happening here: fictional characters, few of which are human, from a galaxy long ago and far away, aren't gay enough for liberals.

And of course, the hero of the entire saga must now be gay; it's decreed to be so. I think it'd be much better if it was someone else:





Honestly, DUmmies, what's next? What else would satisfy your need for the entirety of human existence to revolve around your insecurities? This?




How about this?





Get a LIFE, you people.


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Re: Sign of the times: Star Wars needs gay characters
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2016, 12:23:28 PM »



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Re: Sign of the times: Star Wars needs gay characters
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2016, 12:24:00 PM »

For those of you who don't fully appreciate what's happening here: fictional characters, few of which are human, from a galaxy long ago and far away, aren't gay enough for liberals.

And of course, the hero of the entire saga must now be gay; it's decreed to be so. I think it'd be much better if it was someone else:





Honestly, DUmmies, what's next? What else would satisfy your need for the entirety of human existence to revolve around your insecurities? This?




How about this?





Get a LIFE, you people.


 :rotf: :rotf:

I always thought they were trannies or had no gender.....

OMG...that Darth Vader pic.... :rofl:

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Re: Sign of the times: Star Wars needs gay characters
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2016, 12:35:25 PM »
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Re: Sign of the times: Star Wars needs gay characters
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2016, 12:39:24 PM »
Jar Jar Binks.



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Re: Sign of the times: Star Wars needs gay characters
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2016, 12:46:13 PM »
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Re: Sign of the times: Star Wars needs gay characters
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2016, 12:50:24 PM »
The Darth Vader one is hilarious :rofl:   

The homosexual lobby isn't looking for acceptance or tolerance, they're looking for legitimization.  I'll tolerate the behavior, accept it as a deviation from what is normal without morally judging it or judging the person, I'll stand up for your rights to be treated as a human being, and I'll kick someone's ass if you're getting bullied. But I won't subscribe to the lie that you want me to, which is to say that it's normal.  I, pretty much every society, and most religions, and my religion and nature itself has already determined what is normal and what it ideal.  A man and woman as the ideal relationship is as accepted and concrete as 2+2=4.  I won't accept the homosexual lobby telling me that 2+2=5, ie, that what they have is just as normal.  Even if you put a cage on my head with rats in it..........   

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Re: Sign of the times: Star Wars needs gay characters
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2016, 12:56:25 PM »
There is a fair amount of phallic imagery for the gays....


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Re: Sign of the times: Star Wars needs gay characters
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2016, 12:59:31 PM »
The Darth Vader one is hilarious :rofl:   

The homosexual lobby isn't looking for acceptance or tolerance, they're looking for legitimization.  I'll tolerate the behavior, accept it as a deviation from what is normal without morally judging it or judging the person, I'll stand up for your rights to be treated as a human being, and I'll kick someone's ass if you're getting bullied. But I won't subscribe to the lie that you want me to, which is to say that it's normal.  I, pretty much every society, and most religions, and my religion and nature itself has already determined what is normal and what it ideal.  A man and woman as the ideal relationship is as accepted and concrete as 2+2=4.  I won't accept the homosexual lobby telling me that 2+2=5, ie, that what they have is just as normal.  Even if you put a cage on my head with rats in it..........

I agree with the above.....and the reason I believe it's abnormal, without getting religion involved, as not everyone is a Christian..is the scientific proof that it's an evolutionary dead end.  boy + boy or girl + girl will never reproduce without the help of the other. Fact.

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Re: Sign of the times: Star Wars needs gay characters
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2016, 01:01:32 PM »

 boy + boy or girl + girl will never reproduce without the help of the other. Fact.


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Re: Sign of the times: Star Wars needs gay characters
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2016, 01:13:43 PM »

     They won't accept a morsel of GMO food in their mouths, but the minute science does flips and turns to defy nature by making it possible for two men to conceive, they'll be all over it.

I'm sure the animal testing has already begun...but unless a man grows a uterus in the next 1000 years, it's not going to happen.

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Re: Sign of the times: Star Wars needs gay characters
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2016, 01:33:59 PM »
Jar Jar Binks.



That is all.

Whoever thought up that character, AND thought it would be a good idea to put him in a movie, needs to be shot. I didn't understand a word that damn character said.
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Re: Sign of the times: Star Wars needs gay characters
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2016, 01:38:07 PM »
Um, the look that Luke Skywalker gave Leia, was not the look any fag would give a pretty woman.

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« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2016, 01:41:46 PM »
Um, the look that Luke Skywalker gave Leia, was not the look any fag would give a pretty woman.

Maybe he was bi. Just imagine. Darth, Luke and Leia in a 3-way. (I'll go flush my mind now).
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Re: Sign of the times: Star Wars needs gay characters
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2016, 01:50:39 PM »
Maybe he was bi. Just imagine. Darth, Luke and Leia in a 3-way. (I'll go flush my mind now).
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Re: Sign of the times: Star Wars needs gay characters
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2016, 01:55:10 PM »
I don't know if Luke Skywalker is gay but he sure is a whiny bitch.  If there's an award for the worst moisture-farmer on Tattooine, he deserves it.

Wah!  I don't want to go to Toshi station!

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Re: Sign of the times: Star Wars needs gay characters
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2016, 01:59:33 PM »
seriously ?

Why does this matter to anyone - besides, everybody knows that C3P0 is a raging queen, and R2D2 is his tool belt wearing lesbian sidekick.

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Re: Sign of the times: Star Wars needs gay characters
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2016, 02:02:47 PM »
Um, the look that Luke Skywalker gave Leia, was not the look any fag would give a pretty woman.

Why be gay when incest is so much more fun?
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Re: Sign of the times: Star Wars needs gay characters
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2016, 02:04:19 PM »
I don't know if Luke Skywalker is gay but he sure is a whiny bitch.  If there's an award for the worst moisture-farmer on Tattooine, he deserves it.

Wah!  I don't want to go to Toshi station!

Wah!  I want to see my friends!

Wah!  I want to join the rebellion!


This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing.
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« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2016, 02:09:30 PM »
This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing.

He was thinking about those small, dwarfish, fuzzy, hairy, cuddly Ewoks.
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« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2016, 02:14:00 PM »
He was thinking about those small, dwarfish, fuzzy, hairy, cuddly Ewoks.


    If it was my movie to direct and I got pressure from the Hollywood gay mafia, I would acquiesce by putting the most fabulous, flaming, over-the-top, ridiculous homo possible onscreen for about 15 seconds.

    Nathan Lane as Darth Lingus. Wearing only a feather boa and a cocksock, with a pink light saber.
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« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2016, 02:16:26 PM »
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   If it was my movie to direct and I got pressure from the Hollywood gay mafia, I would acquiesce by putting the most fabulous, flaming, over-the-top, ridiculous homo possible onscreen for about 15 seconds.

Then have Han pull an Indiana Jones and just blow the sucker away. With a gun. Nothing else.
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Re: Sign of the times: Star Wars needs gay characters
« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2016, 02:28:43 PM »
Then have Han pull an Indiana Jones and just blow the sucker away. With a gun. Nothing else.

Han shot his wad first! (/Leah Orgasma)
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Re: Sign of the times: Star Wars needs gay characters
« Reply #23 on: March 06, 2016, 03:03:36 PM »
The Darth Vader one is hilarious :rofl:   

The homosexual lobby isn't looking for acceptance or tolerance, they're looking for legitimization.  I'll tolerate the behavior, accept it as a deviation from what is normal without morally judging it or judging the person, I'll stand up for your rights to be treated as a human being, and I'll kick someone's ass if you're getting bullied. But I won't subscribe to the lie that you want me to, which is to say that it's normal.  I, pretty much every society, and most religions, and my religion and nature itself has already determined what is normal and what it ideal.  A man and woman as the ideal relationship is as accepted and concrete as 2+2=4.  I won't accept the homosexual lobby telling me that 2+2=5, ie, that what they have is just as normal.  Even if you put a cage on my head with rats in it..........

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Re: Sign of the times: Star Wars needs gay characters
« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2016, 03:18:19 PM »
The Darth Sidious/Vader relationship is classic dom/sub.

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