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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #25 on: February 07, 2016, 03:23:53 PM »
     He'll be fine. Marie Callender's just FedEx'd a pallet of supplies matching his blood type:



I draw the line after donuts. Leave the gravy out of this. It is innocent and necessary and proper to those of us who don't want to be like mike. It constitutes the little known 5th food group.


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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2016, 08:25:24 PM »
Oh.

Aware of everybody's sense of humor here, I thought it was a subtle joke, some sort of hospital instrument used for something really personal.

<<<and had no idea what.

Don't feel bad Frank. I thought it was some sort of enema.   :thatsright:
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2016, 08:26:55 PM »
Don't feel bad Frank. I thought it was some sort of enema.   :thatsright:

We are talking about mikey moore.

Who is to say you're wrong?

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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #28 on: February 07, 2016, 08:45:42 PM »
We are talking about mikey moore.

Who is to say you're wrong?

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That made me LOL!!!!  H5!

Now I need mind bleach.   :puke:
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #29 on: February 07, 2016, 09:04:32 PM »
Don't feel bad Frank. I thought it was some sort of enema.   :thatsright:

I've heard of coffee enema's, why not an icing enema?  :stoner:

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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #30 on: February 07, 2016, 09:45:55 PM »
I've heard of coffee enema's, why not an icing enema?  :stoner:

 :lol: :lol:

That was good too!!!  H5!

I seem to recall reading/hearing about alcohol enemas too.  I'm surprised the dummies haven't gotten in on that.



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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #31 on: February 07, 2016, 09:48:31 PM »
Send the swine to Cuba.

I'm sure, if the fat bastard survives, we'll hear all about how he would have been better off.....blah....blah....blah.....
              

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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #32 on: February 07, 2016, 09:53:04 PM »
I'm sure, if the fat bastard survives, we'll hear all about how he would have been better off.....blah....blah....blah.....

If he kicks the lard bucket and dies, DUmmies will say it was because of mistreatment by evil reich-wing doctors.

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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #33 on: February 07, 2016, 11:02:39 PM »
Someone should bring him a few gallons of Flint water just to make sure he pulls through.
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #34 on: February 07, 2016, 11:17:41 PM »
I think the important question here is...

Was the hospital staff union?

I went over to DU to find where that question was asked, but didn't see anything
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #35 on: February 08, 2016, 02:03:23 PM »
If he kicks the lard bucket and dies, DUmmies will say it was because of mistreatment by evil reich-wing doctors.

The rest of us would call it suicide by self inflicted kick.


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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #36 on: February 08, 2016, 02:05:40 PM »
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Leave the gravy out of this. It is innocent and necessary and proper to those of us who don't want to be like mike. It constitutes the little known 5th food group.

My favorite food group!

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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #37 on: February 09, 2016, 02:46:49 PM »
Looks like he knows that his latest work is a flop and is trying to drum up some sympathy business.

That is most definitely what the Blob (My own nickname for Moore) is going for. He knows this latest crockumentary is going to be mercilessly crushed in the box office by 'Zoolander 2' and especially 'Deadpool' (I'll be going to a Thursday night screening of that as part of my birthday celebration), but wants to try and squeeze as much money out of it as possible, similar to the way he undoubtedly strains at the bottom of an almost- empty container of cookie dough ice cream to get the last remaining drops of it. So, he appealed to the sympathy of the two- dozen or so stoned college students who are all that's left of his fanbase anymore to try and get the word out.

Moore is such a hypocrite. He brags about how he doesn't own a single share of stock, while in real life, he owns several thousands of shares of stock, in many companies that his movies and books portray as evil incarnate, such as Halliburton and various pharmaceutical companies. Ironically enough, another company he owns stock in is McDonald's. I guess he figured it was time for his wanton gluttony to start paying off for him.
More to the point, Moore is simply a bad man. It's well known to any who take even a cursory look behind the scenes on his work that he relies on a lot of extremely dishonest and unethical tactics when making his films. Then, whenever anyone tries to call him out on these, he responds by openly accusing that person of being part of a conspiracy to discredit him headed by whatever person or industry was the villain of his most recent movie or book. He has slandered, stepped on, and stabbed in the back a lot of good, decent people who thought they could trust him, all for the sake of elevating his own ego and boosting his bank account. I'd imagine his film company isn't called "Dog Eat Dog Films" for nothing, it embodies his selfish, heartless philosophy on life.

If he kicks the lard bucket and dies, DUmmies will say it was because of mistreatment by evil reich-wing doctors.
No, don't be so naive!
They'll insist that he must have been poisoned by evil reich- wing assassins hired by some person or industry that was used as the boogeyman villain for one of Moore's past crockumentaries.
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #38 on: February 09, 2016, 02:58:37 PM »
His little stunt holding that sign "We are all Muslim" in front of Trump Towers didn't go anywhere, did it?  Usually, you'd get a few people to join you.  Instead, he got a lot of snarky bacon cracks on twitter.   :lmao:

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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #39 on: February 09, 2016, 03:47:20 PM »
No, don't be so naive!
They'll insist that he must have been poisoned by evil reich- wing assassins hired by some person or industry that was used as the boogeyman villain for one of Moore's past crockumentaries.

Somebody sneaked a vegetable into his chow, and it threw him into anaphylactic shock.
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #40 on: February 09, 2016, 04:02:05 PM »
Somebody sneaked a vegetable into his chow, and it threw him into anaphylactic shock.

 :lmao:


That explains the frosting enema apparatus pictured upthread. Normal folks would get epinephrine.


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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #41 on: February 09, 2016, 05:52:00 PM »
If he kicks the lard bucket and dies, DUmmies will say it was because of mistreatment by evil reich-wing doctors.

If only the world was so fortunate.

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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #42 on: February 17, 2016, 12:14:37 AM »
They rolled him into a hospital in NYC? Slumming?

Why not into a hospital in one of his healthcare paradises, Cuba or Canada?

If true, it's because most of his movies are such yawning flops that he can't find investors willing to take a financial bath. He invests his own $$ in his own movies, and his money is no longer his own.

I hope he recovers well, and his new hate-America film flops out of theaters in two weeks or less.

Well, Moore's film is out. Let's see how it went and compare it to the #1 film of the weekend.....

Where to Invade Next: 19th place. Weekend gross: $996,424. Number of theaters: 308. Per theater average: $2,912. Cost to make: Unknown.

#1? Deadpool (no surprise  :-)). Weekend gross: $132,434,639 ($45 of that is mine). Number of theaters: 3,558. Per theater average: $37,222. Cost to make: $58 million.

Data courtesy of http://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/

Yup, Moore's new film is a bomb.
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #43 on: February 17, 2016, 05:12:33 AM »
Well, Moore's film is out. Let's see how it went and compare it to the #1 film of the weekend.....

Where to Invade Next: 19th place. Weekend gross: $996,424. Number of theaters: 308. Per theater average: $2,912. Cost to make: Unknown.

#1? Deadpool (no surprise  :-)). Weekend gross: $132,434,639 ($45 of that is mine). Number of theaters: 3,558. Per theater average: $37,222. Cost to make: $58 million.

Data courtesy of http://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/

Yup, Moore's new film is a bomb.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo[/youtube]
It did even worse than I thought it would!
Glad to hear 'Deadpool' was such a success. I loved that movie!