Yet ANOTHER DUmp beggar. ANOTHER.

[landofconfusion80]

Just a question but do we have any conservatives here that beg for money for rent or anything?  I have never seen one and just wanted to know if no, then why not?

I havent, but if you'd like to make a donation, that would be alright too.  That filet mignon isn't gonna pay for itself

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[GOBUCKS]

I forgot to mention that my rescue puppies were orphans. Their mother died in pupbirth at the pound. To adopt the puppies and save them from the needle, I had to agree to take the mother dog's carcass, which weighs 93 pounds.

The pet mortuary wants $185 for embalming, $350 for a nice doggy casket, nothing fancy, and $400 for a pet cemetery plot, so all told it adds another $1000 to my immediate expenses. I have to take care of this quickly, because it's so heartbreaking to hear those pups whine whenever they go past the trunk of my car.

I hate to ask for help, but I've already signed up for the drinks package, so if I can't raise at least $2050 by the end of the week, I'll have to settle for a mini-suite, those playful puppies will go back to the kill shelter, and their dear mother will become fake roadkill.

I cannot believe someone would prey on your generosity for car repairs and rent; this is life or death.

[obumazombie]

I forgot to mention that my rescue puppies were orphans. Their mother died in pupbirth at the pound. To adopt the puppies and save them from the needle, I had to agree to take the mother dog's carcass, which weighs 93 pounds.

The pet mortuary wants $185 for embalming, $350 for a nice doggy casket, nothing fancy, and $400 for a pet cemetery plot, so all told it adds another $1000 to my immediate expenses. I have to take care of this quickly, because it's so heartbreaking to hear those pups whine whenever they go past the trunk of my car.

I hate to ask for help, but I've already signed up for the drinks package, so if I can't raise at least $2050 by the end of the week, I'll have to settle for a mini-suite, those playful puppies will go back to the kill shelter, and their dear mother will become fake roadkill.

I cannot believe someone would prey on your generosity for car repairs and rent; this is life or death.

Precious and priceless.
You are nearing the sweet spot.
But for your story to sound authentic conservative, you have to blend in a few more bare necessities.
Try to wrap in fund requests for tattoos and tattoo removal.
Work in how crucial piercings and the associated Xerxes authentic accessories are.
Show how susceptible you are to every possible addiction.
Include fund requests for long stays at recovery institutions.
It's important that you show your life isn't all about you but about the butterfly rescue mission you are trying to establish.