That's what I thought. Dutch is probably reading an APB for the Scuba primitive at this very moment. In any event, we should probably keep an eye on the obituaries from that part of South Dakota for when this primitive snuffs it or goes missing.
I'm also not sure why this moron is asking about amenities around the Badlands. As I recall, there is exactly one restaurant in the Badlands, and it's part of the gift shop. There might be another one at a gas station in Interior. It's not exactly a blue city smorgasbord of choice. The primitive will be very disappointed, and should probably just stay home.
That building contains the funniest thing in South Dakota, IMO. At the south end of the hallway from the restaurant, past the souvenir shop and clothing store, is a big
old mechanical T-Rex in a mineshaft-looking frame. Four times an hour, his eyes light up, and he comes out of that frame with a wheezy roar. It's like a Jurassic grandfather clock.
It's surreal, because they have a mannequin dressed like George Armstrong Custer right there, which will probably give the Dummy a completely screwed up understanding of the Little Big Horn.
