Proglodytes are pretty upset that we aren't upset

[thundley4]

DUmmies, sign up over here and enlighten us--how does human activity affect volcanoes?

I hear that the Koch brothers want to start fracking operations at the base of Mt. St. Helens. 

[Big Dog]

And greed for government grants.

They would tell any lie, falsify any data, or reach any predetermined conclusion to keep feeding at the taxpayer's trough.

[Zathras]

Don't you know anything? We used to toss virgins into volcanos. Now, where is Stevenumbers hiding?

What, do you want to anger the volcano goddess Pele? I mean, Stevenumbers is a virgin, but even the gods have standards regarding sacrifices and that DUmbass is well below those standards.

[98ZJUSMC]

I saw about six weeks ago that there is a huge caldera under the shallow caldera at Mt. St. Helens, anywhere from double to triple the size of the Yellowstone caldera.  If the Yellowstone Caldera went, it would probably end the United States of America, not to mention cool the planet in one Hell of a hurry, killing billions of people.  If the big caldera under Mt. St. Helens went, it could end life on Earth, or at least for six billion people.

DUmmies, sign up over here and enlighten us--how does human activity affect volcanoes?

Exactly.  It's like this S/H/It:

randome (27,160 posts)

19. I still think it's a mistake to argue over the cause of climate change.

It's changing and not for the better, and it shouldn't matter whether it's caused by humans or not. The question becomes what are we going to do about it.

Unless you somehow invent interstellar travel and construct ships to UPS the planet to ......... ????  You can't do shit.  You idiots just do not understand.  We understand and acknowledge that the CLIMATE HAS BEEN CHANGING SINCE THE PLANET WAS FORMED (by GM, Ford, Chrysler and Exxon).  Taxing the populace into 100 sq/ft government concrete cubicles in the nearest Soylent Green Movie Set isn't going to do a damn thing, Lurking Idiots.  We won't even go into the fact that now, your high priests are bunching themselves in Gordian Knots trying to explain away the almost 19 year pause and are now talking about Global Cooling.  Now, what are you gonna do?

Deep down, in that cavernous space most humans call a brain cavity, you know this.  Like Hop-a-long Bob the Ignoramus, you'll never admit it because your religion condemns your very existence and requires penance from Gaia and any minority you happen to bump into, but, hey ...... that tax revenue would sure be wonderful for your Holy Grail, would it not?

  Ignorant assholes........... 

Your indoctrination centers are now pumping out waves of functionally illiterate true believers who would gladly round you, the scum that spawned these little greenshirts, up and exterminate you - not mention us - with a smile on their faces.   You'll protest in vain, as you try to plead your case to the ovens, while we will be shooting them down in droves.

Nixon should have napalmed you stupid m*******f***ers.

[landofconfusion80]

What, do you want to anger the volcano goddess Pele? I mean, Stevenumbers is a virgin, but even the gods have standards regarding sacrifices and that DUmbass is well below those standards.

I'd like to appease the volcano god but don't want to invest much in it, hence Steve numbers. Kinda like fake 5s in the collection plate

[obumazombie]

This latest glow bull warming screed by the DUmmies got me to thinking.
Actually it was remembering at first.
Who remembers last winter and the record snowfall in the Northeast (besides BSS) ?
Some towns such as Boston got over 90 inches of snow.
Then I remembered how some enterprising Northeasterners who used to park their cars on the street had to shovel out parking spaces.
After shoveling them out there were news reports of physical confrontations from moochers who didn't lift a finger to shovel snow, parking in the recently cleared spaces at the first available opportunity.
I would be willing to bet the moochers were typical den voting libs.
I am hoping the shovelers were conservatives, because if they weren't they made a bad example of how everyone should benefit from their efforts.

[BlueStateSaint]

This latest glow bull warming screed by the DUmmies got me to thinking.
Actually it was remembering at first.
Who remembers last winter and the record snowfall in the Northeast (besides BSS) ?
Some towns such as Boston got over 90 inches of snow.
Then I remembered how some enterprising Northeasterners who used to park their cars on the street had to shovel out parking spaces.
After shoveling them out there were news reports of physical confrontations from moochers who didn't lift a finger to shovel snow, parking in the recently cleared spaces at the first available opportunity.
I would be willing to bet the moochers were typical den voting libs.
I am hoping the shovelers were conservatives, because if they weren't they made a bad example of how everyone should benefit from their efforts.

Well, Karin was in it, and Carl certainly remembers . . .

I had a field trip scheduled for a village on the Tug Hill plateau the Thursday before the lake effect snow hit, which I had considered putting off for a week.  Something told me that I shouldn't do this, and for once, I listened to my intuition and went as scheduled.  I was happy I had done this . . .

[obumazombie]

This latest glow bull warming screed by the DUmmies got me to thinking.
Actually it was remembering at first.
Who remembers last winter and the record snowfall in the Northeast (besides BSS) ?
Some towns such as Boston got over 90 inches of snow.
Then I remembered how some enterprising Northeasterners who used to park their cars on the street had to shovel out parking spaces.
After shoveling them out there were news reports of physical confrontations from moochers who didn't lift a finger to shovel snow, parking in the recently cleared spaces at the first available opportunity.
I would be willing to bet the moochers were typical dem voting libs.
I am hoping the shovelers were conservatives, because if they weren't they made a bad example of how everyone should benefit from their efforts.

Too late to edit, so I'm quoting...autocorrect switched my "dem" to den, and I didn't catch it on proofread.(and it almost did the same thing again).

[txradioguy]

TheMastersNemesis (5,262 posts)

What Will It Take For GOPPERS To Admit Climate Warming?

When they start making accurate predictions that don't occur long after all of us are dead.

Weather guessers can't even accurately predict next week most times much less 50 years from now.


Two examples of what I mean.  1) The MMGW Hoaxers told us that by this time most of Miami would be underwater and that we would be experiencing CAT 5 Hurricanes every other week if we didn't do something about climate change.  2) The very same people who are telling us we were going to drown because of melting polar ice caps said 40 years ago that by this time we'd be up to our neck in snow because of the next ice age.

Guess what lurkers...NONE of the "predictions" have been correct.  All of the "experts" have been caught cheating to make their computer generated models work like they want them to.

[USA4ME]

24 days to Al Gore’s ’10 years to save the planet’ and ‘point of no return’ planetary emergency deadline

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2016/01/02/24-days-to-al-gores-10-years-to-save-the-planet-and-point-of-no-return-planetary-emergency-deadline/

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[FiddyBeowulf]

dembotoz (8,406 posts)

9. not until a MAJOR us city goes underwater due to ocean rise

lets say Miami goes glug glug and the insurance companies sob in terror and demand a bailout.


pacific islands? no
drought ? no
heat? no
other extreme weather ? no

we hold dearly to our delusions

I hope they do not do a "...see, I told you so.." if it happens to NOLA, seeing how the city is mostly below sea level to begin with.