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Offline BattleHymn

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"I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« on: December 14, 2015, 08:36:16 PM »
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I think we all know what the obvious answer is to this question- same as the number of abortions administered in the next nine months:

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I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?

Just say'n.

Yeah.  Me too.

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1. !

 

Not in my home. I suspect that we will be able to count the number on one hand.

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Sat Dec 12, 2015, 06:22 PM
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2. NONE at my house, fer crissakes!

I had all the baby-making equipment taken out YEARS ago!

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Sat Dec 12, 2015, 06:22 PM
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3. In my house,

that would be the thumb and forefinger joined together. As in "zero".

My ovaries shriveled up a long time ago.

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7. Me too, here.

My doctor used those exact words "shriveled up". 

I told him to work on coming up with a better way to describe the situation.

Oh, how about "O-L-D".  You primitives are all mostly O-L-D.

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9. But the fun parts still work!!

Don't need the baby carriage anymore.

Or at all, really.  Just pop into the PP and have that tissue removed!

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8. I'm planning on getting preggers.

Just to commemorate the occasion.

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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2015, 08:39:42 PM »
Gaaaaa.

The thought of primitives doing that while Skins's island was being remodeled never even occurred to me, and I'm glad it didn't.
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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2015, 08:48:05 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 14, 2015, 08:39:42 PM
Gaaaaa.

The thought of primitives doing that while Skins's island was being remodeled never even occurred to me, and I'm glad it didn't.

Well, the thread is pretty telling on what actually happened.

The fat primitives were too fat to physically copulate.

The young primitives, the few there are, were too stoned to do it.

The old primitives may have actually done it, but fortunately for us instead of babies possibly coming out of their womb it's just dry old ghosts instead.
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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2015, 08:59:47 PM »
I've got news for ďear calpig....um, a dildo would wilt in your presence.
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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2015, 09:03:14 PM »
I'm putting my money on zero. Most of them do not mate with the opposite sex or with other humans.
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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2015, 09:09:57 PM »
Quote from: Skul on December 14, 2015, 08:59:47 PM
I've got news for ďear calpig....um, a dildo would wilt in your presence. 

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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2015, 09:43:02 PM »
Since most in the DUmp are too old, too fat, too ugly, homosexual, or single living in mom's basement I doubt any kids were concieved during the shutdown.
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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2015, 09:46:29 PM »
Quote from: jb2u11 on December 14, 2015, 09:43:02 PM
Since most in the DUmp are too old, too fat, too ugly, homosexual, or single living in mom's basement I doubt any kids were concieved during the shutdown.

What about handbabies? 
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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2015, 09:48:19 PM »
A better question would be how many dope dispensaries were ripped off?  :stoner:
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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2015, 09:54:40 PM »
Maybe the anti-Christ will spring from a DU tryst...but nothing good like a baby.
remember this is DU. babies don't fare so well in that place
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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2015, 10:13:10 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 14, 2015, 09:46:29 PM
What about handbabies?

I would bet the number of them didn't change.........I suspect that's pretty much a 2 or 3 times a night ritual for most of them regardless.
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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2015, 10:46:56 PM »
Ewwwwwww.
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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2015, 10:54:22 PM »
Between so many being aged - some of them make me feel young - and so many others being averse to or incapable of (insert gay and STD jokes here) the kind of pairing necessary for baby making, probably few if any. They won't be enriching Planned Parenthood.
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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2015, 11:01:36 PM »
Of the females on Skins' Island, I vote for fizzy as most likely to get pregnant by a random homeless guy, given her habit of getting stoned and passing out on the lawn...



...or at least I would have voted that way prior to her alcohol-and-gut-bomb related weight gain. Now, that random homeless guy would have to roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.
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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2015, 12:08:16 AM »
Pro tip: buggering underage boys does not result in pregnancy.

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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2015, 01:03:24 AM »
I forgot DUmmie mike_c... he may not participate in those kinds of activities but he surely does approve of them.

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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2015, 03:07:48 AM »
I figured with it being DU...they'd be more interested in the number of abortions rather than the number of pregnancies.
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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2015, 05:02:02 AM »
Quote from: txradioguy on December 15, 2015, 03:07:48 AM
I figured with it being DU...they'd be more interested in the number of abortions rather than the number of pregnancies.

As long as the ratio is 1:1, they're happy.
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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2015, 05:08:22 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on December 15, 2015, 05:02:02 AM
As long as the ratio is 1:1, they're happy.

If the abortee is a minority, anything above 1.1:1 would make them ecstatic.
 
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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2015, 09:58:34 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on December 15, 2015, 12:08:16 AM
Pro tip: buggering underage boys does not result in pregnancy.

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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2015, 10:32:48 AM »
Now there's a subject no amount of mind bleach can dissolve.  The DUmmies bumping and grinding.     :puke:
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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2015, 11:08:09 AM »
Quote from: hillneck on December 15, 2015, 10:32:48 AM
Now there's a subject no amount of mind bleach can dissolve.  The DUmmies bumping and grinding.     :puke:

Especially the CalPig primitive. :puke:
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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2015, 02:34:20 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on December 15, 2015, 11:08:09 AM
Especially the CalPig primitive. :puke:

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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2015, 05:10:21 PM »
What is the population multiplier amongst fags, scrags, hags and those who require 2 bags?
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Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2015, 05:16:56 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on December 15, 2015, 05:10:21 PM
What is the population multiplier amongst fags, scrags, hags and those who require 2 bags?

I'm thinking -25...

I might be a little low on that estimate.
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