Response to clarice (Reply #6)
Tue Dec 8, 2015, 02:32 PM
Chan790 (18,610 posts)
9. The police.
File a report. Wait for the insurance check to arrive. It's only stuff.
Apparently you didn't have to work for your "stuff", otherwise you wouldn't be so cavalier in your suggestion that the rest of us surrender our "stuff" to anyone that wants it.
Incidentally, DUmbass, the theft of "stuff" is only one part of what a criminal will take when you cower in the corner.
Oh you mean if I catch him in my house? The police. I have a safe room.
Oh, sit in a corner and suck your thumb while your home is violated? Typical liberal response...

Any wonder why liberals are to never be trusted in matters of security? Look no further than this shrinking violet.
Oh...you mean if my life is in danger? The police. I'm going to need to file a report after I kill him with my bear hands.
You are? Interesting... Just a few lines ago, you were talking about hiding in your "safe room", now you're going to convince us you're some kind of super badass that should be registered as a lethal weapon?

I'm ****ing huge, jacked and scary. The Incredible Hulk has nothing on pissed-off me.
No, sugar, you're not. You're bald, fat, and you look like you couldn't beat your own meat.
Also, I own a crossbow. Advantage in a small space? Me.
Unless you're Joffrey Baratheon, shooting a tied up whore, your toy isn't going to do shit except piss off the crackhead that decided to relieve you of your "stuff".
9" bolts with barbed mechanical broadheads do a ****-load more damage than anything smaller than a 50-cal.
Actually, DUmbass, a simple look at ballistics will tell you that they don't.
A 230 grain Federal Hydra Shok .45 ACP round (my favorite self defense load) has a weight of 0.52 ounces and a muzzle velocity of 1060 feet per second (fps) which will yield 412 foot pounds of kinetic energy at the muzzle and 377 foot pounds at 25 yards. Considering a bad guy is going to be less than 20
feet from you at any time you confront them in your home, deferring to the larger number (muzzle) would be best.
Conversely, a bow shooting a 400 grain arrow with a 100 grain broadhead at 250 fps will yield 69.4 foot pounds of kinetic energy.
Now, stupid, I want you to pay close attention to what I'm getting ready to say next: In a very tense situation where you have to pull a trigger to save your life, over 400 foot pounds of force is not only going to make an extremely ugly wound channel, but the bad guy will get knocked on his ass. Your crossbow isn't going to give the same performance (assuming you get a shot off and it hits the target).
The rounds I use are man-stoppers in all sense of the word. Yours sounds cool, but won't deliver when you need it most - very quickly, and at close range.
It's just a shitty choice to shoot up a Christmas party with because the reload time between shots is ~6s.
Only a DUmbass would even consider shooting up a ****ing Christmas party.
