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Bertha Venation's gofundme page for her "wife"
« on: October 12, 2015, 05:55:29 PM »
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*** One of our own needs help - Bertha Venation and her beloved wife. Please read ***


Bertha Venation's wife had a serious accident on August 22. She was on a boat with friends; when they tied up at a dock, she went to step off the boat - but it moved, and she fell into the water, hitting her head on the dock. She suffered a gruesome injury and a concussion.

After several setbacks and complications, Kathy's wound is healing well. However, because of the concussion, she is unable to work, indefinitely. With major surgery and the deaths of both of her parents, her work leave has long been exhausted. She is a federal employee; they don't get disability insurance. And Kim (Bertha) is unemployed, so they have no income.

Their friend Lisa mounted a gofundme campaign. If you can help - even just a little - please do so. Thank you.

https://www.gofundme.com/kathyfarmer
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I thought Bertha worked for the state of Maryland, guess not. DFW has already donated, I see.

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Re: Bertha Venation's gofundme page for her "wife"
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2015, 06:12:55 PM »
Setup for a government paycheck.
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Re: Bertha Venation's gofundme page for her "wife"
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2015, 06:27:15 PM »
Drunk or high, no doubt.
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Re: Bertha Venation's gofundme page for her "wife"
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2015, 06:40:02 PM »
Drunk or high, no doubt.

Looking at the teeth on her could've been either option.  Why can't Bertha Big Butt (remember that song from the 70's), given that she's the unemployed partner, have done whatever time consuming shit consumed her wife's time so that she had already blown through all her time off.
Or, instead of asking strangers to be kind to the two DuBois sisters, why doesn't Bertha get off her ass and find work?  Nope, better to solicit online for money from suckers; after all, being a DUmmie is a full time job. :-)
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Re: Bertha Venation's gofundme page for her "wife"
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2015, 07:20:30 PM »
Talk about being abysmally reckless.

Some people have only themselves to blame.

If one's seen pictures of Big Bertha's "wife," one would agree this is not someone who should go around riding boats and stuff; given her physical shape and size, she really shouldn't be riding in--and getting in and out of--anything more dangerous than a sedan chair or at the most, a golf cart.

Being the way she is, and riding on a boat, she was an accident waiting to happen.
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Re: Bertha Venation's gofundme page for her "wife"
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2015, 07:20:44 PM »
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Re: Bertha Venation's gofundme page for her "wife"
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2015, 07:41:17 PM »
Be funny if after hitting her head it turned her straight. Not that it would matter, as ugly as she is.

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Re: Bertha Venation's gofundme page for her "wife"
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2015, 07:53:01 AM »
Looking at the teeth on her could've been either option.  Why can't Bertha Big Butt (remember that song from the 70's), given that she's the unemployed partner, have done whatever time consuming shit consumed her wife's time so that she had already blown through all her time off.
Or, instead of asking strangers to be kind to the two DuBois sisters, why doesn't Bertha get off her ass and find work?  Nope, better to solicit online for money from suckers; after all, being a DUmmie is a full time job. :-)

I think that Bertha is too busy making the rounds at clothing optional campgrounds and music festivals.
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Re: Bertha Venation's gofundme page for her "wife"
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2015, 08:24:15 AM »
$2,055 raised after 13 days; $8,000's the goal.
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Re: Bertha Venation's gofundme page for her "wife"
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2015, 09:46:00 AM »
Setup for a government paycheck.

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With major surgery and the deaths of both of her parents, her work leave has long been exhausted. She is a federal employee; they don't get disability insurance.

The dykes were already living off the government teat in a way.

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Re: Bertha Venation's gofundme page for her "wife"
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2015, 10:00:09 AM »
With any luck when Kathy recovers from her concussion she will be straight.  :whistling:
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Re: Bertha Venation's gofundme page for her "wife"
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2015, 11:00:00 AM »
$2,055 raised after 13 days; $8,000's the goal.

Not quite enough to repair the dock.   :-)
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« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2015, 01:17:14 PM »
Not quite enough to repair the dock.   :-)


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« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2015, 01:19:07 PM »
$2,055 raised after 13 days; $8,000's the goal.


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Re: Bertha Venation's gofundme page for her "wife"
« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2015, 01:45:14 PM »
I gotta start one of them gobeg4me pages.

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« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2015, 02:39:28 PM »
I gotta start one of them gobeg4me pages.

If anyone can spin a yarn, I certainly can.  I bet I could even make moochele cry!


She already did:

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Re: Bertha Venation's gofundme page for her "wife"
« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2015, 05:22:44 PM »
$2,100 raised after 14 days; $8,000's the goal.
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Re: Bertha Venation's gofundme page for her "wife"
« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2015, 06:58:19 PM »
I think that Bertha is too busy making the rounds at clothing optional campgrounds and music festivals.

Thanks, I SHOULD BS you for the visual, but I will instead, but only because I'm a nice person, send you the bill for my mind bleach. :hammer: :rotf:
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Re: Bertha Venation's gofundme page for her "wife"
« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2015, 11:02:07 PM »
Be funny if after hitting her head it turned her straight. Not that it would matter, as ugly as she is.

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Re: Bertha Venation's gofundme page for her "wife"
« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2015, 11:50:12 PM »
Okay now, I need unconfused.

Big Bertha's "wife" worked for the federal government for 31 years.

In other words, she's been what we call a "lifer;" hired to work for the government, all she was really interested in was collecting a big paycheck, the generous fringe benefits, and whatever freebies or discounted goods she could get.

Sort of like Hypertensive Bob in Colorado.

Disability insurance is available for governmental employees (federal, state, county, city), and it's insanely cheap.  The only primitive I know who would be too stupid to take advantage of it, despite his near-lifetime of governmental employment, is the big guy from Bellevue, and he probably didn't take it because it wasn't mandatory and he would've had to contribute two or three bucks a month, when the big guy's always thought he was entitled to a 100% free ride on the backs of other people.
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Re: Bertha Venation's gofundme page for her "wife"
« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2015, 11:53:22 PM »
Three bucks back in 1991 paid for a lot of mini tacos.
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« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2015, 12:05:58 AM »
Three bucks back in 1991 paid for a lot of mini tacos.

I'm sure the big guy spurned a lot of good deals available only to governmental employees because some sort of token payment was needed from him too, and the big guy's always been of the mind-set that he shouldn't have to pay a damned dime, even if only a dime, for a thing; that's for other people to do, not him.

I however thought Big Bertha's "wife" was smarter than the big guy.....as usually everybody else in the whole world is.
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Re: Bertha Venation's gofundme page for her "wife"
« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2015, 12:11:20 AM »
I however thought Big Bertha's "wife" was smarter than the big guy.....as usually everybody else in the whole world is.
She's just another liberal.  I wouldn't put any money on that bet.
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« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2015, 12:14:18 AM »
She's just another liberal.  I wouldn't put any money on that bet.

You got to admit, though, that it's pretty hard to be stupider than the big guy.

It's like that dance--or whatever--where people have to wiggle underneath a horizontal pole that's placed increasingly closer to the floor.
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