Bitchslap, sir! Bitchslap!
Congrats on 8,000.
As for legs, I am not a straight leg.
I am a slightly bent leg.
I was scrubbed from an Airborne school set up at Bragg when Benning was the only other Airborne school going.
But, when I was assigned to Planet Ord in the 7th ID, I was able to get 4 jumps with the base parachute club.
UH-1H, and a military issue round chute...but John Wayne style.
Civvies and no LBE or web gear.
As for the rest of the comments, all excellent so far.
Keep them up my fellow cavers.