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Re: Eminem Said It Best When He Said "I Am Whatever I Say I Am"...
« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2015, 09:13:41 PM »
Quote from: RayRaytheSBS on June 30, 2015, 09:12:05 PM
:rotf: Yeah, we'll see how well your 'feeling' you're an airborne trooper works. I call for a night mass-tactical jump on Sicily DZ from a C-130 (the clown car of the skies) for TX with a 60+ lb ruck... And no airborne school! You better sleep at a Holiday inn express!

Combat drop ? 600 feet ?
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Re: Eminem Said It Best When He Said "I Am Whatever I Say I Am"...
« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2015, 10:43:33 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 30, 2015, 09:13:41 PM
Combat drop ? 600 feet ?

Naaaahhh, I'll even be generous and give him the 800 foot training altitude we use for night tactical airborne ops!  :-)
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Re: Eminem Said It Best When He Said "I Am Whatever I Say I Am"...
« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2015, 08:49:43 AM »
Quote from: RayRaytheSBS on June 30, 2015, 10:43:33 PM
Naaaahhh, I'll even be generous and give him the 800 foot training altitude we use for night tactical airborne ops!  :-)

At least that gives him a chance at a reserve try if his main fouls.
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Re: Eminem Said It Best When He Said "I Am Whatever I Say I Am"...
« Reply #28 on: July 01, 2015, 09:03:07 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on July 01, 2015, 08:49:43 AM
At least that gives him a chance at a reserve try if his main fouls.
Hopefully the day I jump my chute won't have been packed by a mechanic that identified as a rigger that day.

Oh and when I land I want my jump master certification as well. 
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Re: Eminem Said It Best When He Said "I Am Whatever I Say I Am"...
« Reply #29 on: July 01, 2015, 01:01:54 PM »
Quote from: txradioguy on July 01, 2015, 09:03:07 AM
Hopefully the day I jump my chute won't have been packed by a mechanic that identified as a rigger that day.

Oh and when I land I want my jump master certification as well.

Hell, if you make it to the ground in one piece and don't have to be taken away in an ambulance, I'd say you would be entitled to your master wings. That's some 'Band of Brothers' level of ballsyness right there.

I remember overhearing to an old timer at the division association convention who walked up to this braggart who was talking about how he was master rated, 100+ jumps, etc. to everyone in sight. The old man asked him 'how many jumps did you say you had again'? The bragging soldier told him. The old man said 'Really? I've only got three'. The braggart said 'Only three'? Not realizing he'd been set up. The old timer replied 'Yeah Normandy, Nijmegen, and Sicily'.

You could almost hear the Braggart's ego deflating. :-) :rotf:

(For those not aware, Normandy, Nijmegen, and Sicily were three of the combat jumps the 82nd Airborne conducted in WWII, hence the humor. The oldtimer's three REAL jumps trumped the Braggart's 100+ 'training' jumps)
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