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You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« on: June 03, 2015, 11:55:50 PM »
You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
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1. Oh isn't she tute.
Bunnies = :puke:

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6. that bunny is scary, now, check this video for a CUTE bunny!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VSQy9ANMzg

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22. As children we often rescued baby bunnies from our dog and cat.

We fed them just like that. We turned them loose once they were big enough. Cute little ****ers.
Bunnies = :puke:

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26. Someone give that bunny a grand piano!

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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2015, 06:50:14 AM »
Lemings are first cousins to bunnies.
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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2015, 04:29:59 PM »
Okay, then . . . Our resident bunny-hater has shown that bunnies can easily be cute, and that bunnies have musical talent.

WTF have ptarmigans done? :confused: :whistling:
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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2015, 08:05:41 PM »
I have spent all after noon working on a bunny condo where I can keep 6 female bunnies and their spawn. I plan on eating all the spawn. Am I adding to the bunny Armageddon?
 
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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2015, 08:09:48 PM »
I have spent all after noon working on a bunny condo where I can keep 6 female bunnies and their spawn. I plan on eating all the spawn. Am I adding to the bunny Armageddon?

Perhaps not, but I believe a certain Sargent may be paying you a visit, and he probably won't be in a good mood...   :tongue:

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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2015, 08:12:37 PM »
The "cure" picture in the OP is creepy and ghastly.

It looks like someone crossed Sailor Moon with the First Wookie.
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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2015, 11:30:18 PM »
Okay, then . . . Our resident bunny-hater has shown that bunnies can easily be cute, and that bunnies have musical talent.

WTF have ptarmigans done? :confused: :whistling:

Bunnies use cuteness and music to brainwash humans to their doom.

In Japan, ptarmigans are divine and godly.
http://www3.famille.ne.jp/~ochi/eng/raicho.html

Japanese word for ptarmigan is "Raicho", which means "Messenger of God".

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-In the olden days, the Sámi people (also known as the Lapps, the people
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her a pure and chaste young woman").

 -Ptarmigans, like many other birds, are thought to be messengers of the dead.
If a ptarmigan is seen perched on the top of a house, it's believed that someone
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Their ability to blend into the snowy landscape, suddenly appearing or
disappearing, has also added to their ghostly reputation.

-Luck: If you see three ptarmigans on your way to some special meeting,
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Ptarmigans are warning humans of their impending doom by rabbits. Proof, ptarmigans are diving. Rabbits are evil and God hates bunnies. It is airtight.

Let's not forget this.
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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2015, 11:31:43 PM »
I have spent all after noon working on a bunny condo where I can keep 6 female bunnies and their spawn. I plan on eating all the spawn. Am I adding to the bunny Armageddon?
 

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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2015, 05:58:54 AM »
I have spent all after noon working on a bunny condo where I can keep 6 female bunnies and their spawn. I plan on eating all the spawn. Am I adding to the bunny Armageddon?

Just don't let any of the bunnies cross the road.
We'll never figure out why.
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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2015, 08:21:51 AM »
Perhaps not, but I believe a certain Sargent may be paying you a visit, and he probably won't be in a good mood...   :tongue:

Just saying...

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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2015, 08:27:45 AM »
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In the olden days, the Sámi people (also known as the Lapps, the people
inhabiting the northernmost areas of Scandinavia [Lapland] ) used to hang a pair of
ptarmigan wings
over a baby girl's cradle to protect her (and later, "to make
her a pure and chaste young woman").
You realize the wings were not still attached to the bird when they did this, right?
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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2015, 08:40:07 PM »
You realize the wings were not still attached to the bird when they did this, right?


Yes, I know that. Ptarmigans killed by rabbits and doomed humans. All ptarmigans are pre-destined for Heaven. All bunnies and enemies of ptarmigans are pre-destined to go to Hell.
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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2015, 12:17:18 AM »
I like bunnies.   Hasenpfeffer!  :drool:
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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2015, 03:52:24 AM »
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22. As children we often rescued baby bunnies from our dog and cat.

We fed them just like that. We turned them loose once they were big enough. Cute little ****ers.

This is completely miraculous! Even our local rabbit rescue who has years and years of experience and expertise is rarely able to save more than one or two. The rate is less than 10%. To have children who can "often" save creatures that even rehabbers can't, well it must be a DUmmie thing!

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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2015, 07:14:45 AM »
This is completely miraculous! Even our local rabbit rescue who has years and years of experience and expertise is rarely able to save more than one or two. The rate is less than 10%. To have children who can "often" save creatures that even rehabbers can't, well it must be a DUmmie thing!

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Not only that, bunnies like to hide in the bushes, and then jump out.
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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2015, 09:47:47 PM »
Not only that, bunnies like to hide in the bushes, and then jump out.

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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2015, 01:29:10 PM »
^Heh.
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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2015, 01:29:17 PM »
Not only that, bunnies like to hide in the bushes, and then jump out.

Terrorist bunnies.
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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2015, 01:32:17 PM »
Terrorist bunnies.
Yeah, terrorists of cuteness.

They are spreading their terroristic cuteness into making the world a cute caliphate.

If only ptarmigans were that cute, they could rule the world !!
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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2015, 01:45:59 PM »
Yeah, terrorists of cuteness.

They are spreading their terroristic cuteness into making the world a cute caliphate.

If only ptarmigands were that cute, they could rule the world !!

Obviously, they're not. :tongue: :whistling:
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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2015, 01:47:34 PM »
Yeah, terrorists of cuteness.

They are spreading their terroristic cuteness into making the world a cute caliphate.

If only ptarmigans were that cute, they could rule the world !!

Rabbits kill humans. Bunnies are terrorist scum out to destroy humanity.

Ptarmigans are cute and divine.







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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2015, 01:53:27 PM »
The woman in the last pic is thinking, "I'll kiss this typical, stupid prairie chicken before I wring its' neck."

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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2015, 01:54:26 PM »
The woman in the last pic is thinking, "I'll kiss this typical, stupid prairie chicken before I wring its' neck."

 :tongue: :fuelfire: :whistling:

I rather see people kiss ptarmigans than some filthy sodomite vomit inducing bunny. :puke:
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Re: You will never be as cute or as cool as this Angora Bunny:
« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2015, 05:12:25 PM »
Rabbits kill humans. Bunnies are terrorist scum out to destroy humanity.

Ptarmigans are cute and divine.







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