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Offline Miss Mia

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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #50 on: July 18, 2008, 09:25:25 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on July 18, 2008, 09:24:59 PM


booze is present and accounted for, sir! :-)


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« Reply #51 on: July 18, 2008, 09:25:42 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 18, 2008, 09:24:58 PM


It was IHOP or Toaster Strudels....

and again

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« Reply #52 on: July 18, 2008, 09:26:21 PM »
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« Reply #53 on: July 18, 2008, 09:26:40 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on July 18, 2008, 09:24:59 PM


booze is present and accounted for, sir! :-)

You need to check your glasses, I am not a sir, babycakes.  :-)
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #54 on: July 18, 2008, 09:28:47 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 18, 2008, 09:21:31 PM
Answer me this....those who have met me or know, please don't respond.

How tall do you think I am?


?????

5'9

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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #55 on: July 18, 2008, 09:30:08 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 18, 2008, 09:21:31 PM
Answer me this....those who have met me or know, please don't respond.

How tall do you think I am?

Height matters not to the menz here ... as long as the legs go all the way up to your neck! 

As a short chick, I just want my boobage and buttage further north than they are now!  @#$$#@@ gravity! 

I'd guess-t-mate your height to be maybe 5'7".
Am I correct? 
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #56 on: July 18, 2008, 09:32:17 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on July 18, 2008, 09:29:56 PM
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Dinner at a nice place last night and breakfast at IHOP.  Twas a good night. 

Oh, I SO KNEW you were gonna get some on that date.

 :evillaugh:
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #57 on: July 18, 2008, 09:34:24 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 18, 2008, 09:32:17 PM
Quote from: BadCat on July 18, 2008, 09:29:56 PM
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Dinner at a nice place last night and breakfast at IHOP.  Twas a good night. 

Oh, I SO KNEW you were gonna get some on that date.

 :evillaugh:

H5 worthy if anything is. LOL
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http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #58 on: July 18, 2008, 09:40:41 PM »
Holy shit. Check this out...
 :lmao:
http://shapings.com/Merchant/merchant.mv?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=S&Category_Code=MEN

Oh the things people email to me......
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« Reply #59 on: July 18, 2008, 09:43:08 PM »
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« Reply #60 on: July 18, 2008, 09:44:37 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on July 18, 2008, 09:40:41 PM
Holy shit. Check this out...
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http://shapings.com/Merchant/merchant.mv?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=S&Category_Code=MEN

Oh the things people email to me......

That link needs a warning!!!  :2muchgay:  :rotf:
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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #61 on: July 18, 2008, 09:45:02 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on July 18, 2008, 09:44:37 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on July 18, 2008, 09:40:41 PM
Holy shit. Check this out...
 :lmao:
http://shapings.com/Merchant/merchant.mv?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=S&Category_Code=MEN

Oh the things people email to me......

That link needs a warning!!!  :2muchgay:  :rotf:

Did you start a wishlist?
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #62 on: July 18, 2008, 09:46:24 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 18, 2008, 09:45:02 PM
Quote from: ReardenSteel on July 18, 2008, 09:44:37 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on July 18, 2008, 09:40:41 PM
Holy shit. Check this out...
 :lmao:
http://shapings.com/Merchant/merchant.mv?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=S&Category_Code=MEN

Oh the things people email to me......

That link needs a warning!!!  :2muchgay:  :rotf:

Did you start a wishlist?

I'm no Tom Selleck but I'm too hairy for those, lol.
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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #63 on: July 18, 2008, 09:46:36 PM »
I feel like poop warmed over tnight...ain't pms grand.  :bawl:

That is all.
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #64 on: July 18, 2008, 09:48:25 PM »
Quote from: BEG on July 18, 2008, 08:15:02 PM
My god, I just finished ripping out a ton of quilting I had done on a quilt.  The thread kept breaking and it isn't a brand I normally use.  I think it is old as well.  I had to bend over my quilting machine to do this as I didn't want to totally take it off because it would have been a bitch.  My fingers, neck and back hurt like a mother f*cker.

Why does Tom Selleck have worms on his chest?

I think all the men here only read that you bent over out of that whole paragraph, BEG.
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« Reply #65 on: July 18, 2008, 09:48:37 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on July 18, 2008, 09:46:36 PM
I feel like poop warmed over tnight...ain't pms grand.  :bawl:

That is all.



I loves you still.  *hugs*
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #66 on: July 18, 2008, 09:49:40 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on July 18, 2008, 09:48:25 PM
Quote from: BEG on July 18, 2008, 08:15:02 PM
My god, I just finished ripping out a ton of quilting I had done on a quilt.  The thread kept breaking and it isn't a brand I normally use.  I think it is old as well.  I had to bend over my quilting machine to do this as I didn't want to totally take it off because it would have been a bitch.  My fingers, neck and back hurt like a mother f*cker.

Why does Tom Selleck have worms on his chest?

I think all the men here only read that you bent over out of that whole paragraph, BEG.

Your late but, your all caught up.  :cheersmate:
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- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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« Reply #67 on: July 18, 2008, 09:50:14 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on July 18, 2008, 09:47:52 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on July 18, 2008, 09:46:36 PM
I feel like poop warmed over tnight...ain't pms grand.  :bawl:

That is all.

Thanks a bunch for that visual, dear.

I'm sorry, BC. Really not feeling up to snuff tonight.  :-*
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« Reply #68 on: July 18, 2008, 09:50:42 PM »
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #69 on: July 18, 2008, 09:51:03 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 18, 2008, 09:48:37 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on July 18, 2008, 09:46:36 PM
I feel like poop warmed over tnight...ain't pms grand.  :bawl:

That is all.



I loves you still.  *hugs*

I so needed that...I think I'll hug that cake on page one. It looks snuggly. d :evillaugh:
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« Reply #70 on: July 18, 2008, 09:52:24 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on July 18, 2008, 09:51:03 PM
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 18, 2008, 09:48:37 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on July 18, 2008, 09:46:36 PM
I feel like poop warmed over tnight...ain't pms grand.  :bawl:

That is all.



I loves you still.  *hugs*

I so needed that...I think I'll hug that cake on page one. It looks snuggly. d :evillaugh:



Hellloooooo!!! Who doesn't love Magnum P.I.???
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #71 on: July 18, 2008, 09:52:39 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on July 18, 2008, 08:35:27 PM
Quote from: BEG on July 18, 2008, 08:30:50 PM
Quote from: BadCat on July 18, 2008, 08:19:51 PM
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I had to bend over my quilting machine to do this

Ah, my favourite position.

You wouldn't have liked me in this position.  I wasn't bent over in a flattering position, more like hunched over and cussing for two hours straight. 

Be careful, some unscrupulous ne'er-do-well might make something of "bent over" and talking dirty.

Good thing we are above that sort of thing around here though.  :cheersmate:

Speak for yourself, mate! :evillaugh:
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #72 on: July 18, 2008, 09:53:02 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on July 18, 2008, 09:35:05 PM
Quote from: Dixie*Darling on July 18, 2008, 09:30:08 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 18, 2008, 09:21:31 PM
Answer me this....those who have met me or know, please don't respond.

How tall do you think I am?

Height matters not to the menz here ... as long as the legs go all the way up to your neck! 

As a short chick, I just want my boobage and buttage further north than they are now!  @#$$#@@ gravity! 

I'd guess-t-mate your height to be maybe 5'7".
Am I correct? 

You want yankee boobs?

Once upon a time ... a long time ago ... there was a ravishingly beautiful set of ta-ta's sitting (with provocative cleavage, I might add) perched firmly and seductively just a tad bit lower than my neck.  Halter tops drew many a wondering eye.

These days however, the girls have been over powered by gravity and their own weight.  I'll PM you my paypal account as I am currently having a donation drive for an uplifting experience!  Spare no expense!  The need is great and the benefits are many!   

LMAO!   :lmao:
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« Reply #73 on: July 18, 2008, 09:53:51 PM »
Quote from: Dixie*Darling on July 18, 2008, 09:30:08 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 18, 2008, 09:21:31 PM
Answer me this....those who have met me or know, please don't respond.

How tall do you think I am?

Height matters not to the menz here ... as long as the legs go all the way up to your neck! 

As a short chick, I just want my boobage and buttage further north than they are now!  @#$$#@@ gravity! 

I'd guess-t-mate your height to be maybe 5'7".
Am I correct? 

Men seem to like two legs that make an ass out of themselves.  :lmao:

Answer: 5'4"
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #74 on: July 18, 2008, 09:54:00 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 18, 2008, 09:50:42 PM
Quote from: ReardenSteel on July 18, 2008, 09:46:24 PM
Quote from: Miss Mia on July 18, 2008, 09:45:02 PM
Quote from: ReardenSteel on July 18, 2008, 09:44:37 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on July 18, 2008, 09:40:41 PM
Holy shit. Check this out...
 :lmao:
http://shapings.com/Merchant/merchant.mv?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=S&Category_Code=MEN

Oh the things people email to me......

That link needs a warning!!!  :2muchgay:  :rotf:

Did you start a wishlist?

I'm no Tom Selleck but I'm too hairy for those, lol.


um, hum



HA!

Hey, I'm not on the swim team, don't have the ghey and would be to lazy to do the work anywho. What?? You trying to get me into man-hoes or do you just sell those things or something?  :tongue: :-*
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- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826
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