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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #75 on: July 18, 2008, 09:54:11 PM »
:evillaugh:
Checking in fresh from The Weird Al Yankovich concert! :-)
Call me "Asshole" One more time!

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« Reply #76 on: July 18, 2008, 09:54:49 PM »
HA!

Hey, I'm not on the swim team, don't have the ghey and would be to lazy to do the work anywho. What?? You trying to get me into man-hoes or do you just sell those things or something?  :tongue: :-*


mmmm...Rearden in man hose....




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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #77 on: July 18, 2008, 09:55:18 PM »



Yowwwwzzzzeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!   :naughty:

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« Reply #78 on: July 18, 2008, 09:56:27 PM »
HA!

Hey, I'm not on the swim team, don't have the ghey and would be to lazy to do the work anywho. What?? You trying to get me into man-hoes or do you just sell those things or something?  :tongue: :-*


mmmm...Rearden in man hose....




LOL!!! 

You know what they say.... this thread is worthless....
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.â€

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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #79 on: July 18, 2008, 09:56:40 PM »



Yowwwwzzzzeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!   :naughty:


I had a friend ask me today if I really thought firemen got a lot of action.  I said, "OH yeah."  LOL!
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #80 on: July 18, 2008, 09:58:35 PM »



Yowwwwzzzzeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!   :naughty:

Look at those loins.  :evillaugh:
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.â€

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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #81 on: July 18, 2008, 09:59:09 PM »


Men seem to like two legs that make an ass out of themselves.  :lmao:

Answer: 5'4"

Yes, yes indeed-ie do!

Trouble is  do my legs go all the way up to my azz or does my azz go all the way down to my legs?  A quandary, to be sure!  :p

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« Reply #82 on: July 18, 2008, 10:00:03 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude link=topic=10242.msg126282#msg126282 [/quote

Look at those loins.  :evillaugh:

*smack daddy*   :naughty:

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« Reply #83 on: July 18, 2008, 10:00:49 PM »
I feel like poop warmed over tnight...ain't pms grand.  :bawl:

That is all.



I loves you still.  *hugs*

I so needed that...I think I'll hug that cake on page one. It looks snuggly. d :evillaugh:



Hellloooooo!!! Who doesn't love Magnum P.I.???

Even in 70's shorts, he was yummy





Oh for cripes sake, I did a search under 70s shorts and found this little gem

http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~webstej1/images/GS70s%20shorts%20small.jpg

 :banghead: :2muchgay:

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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #84 on: July 18, 2008, 10:02:04 PM »
^ROFL! Those are called plum smugglers.
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« Reply #85 on: July 18, 2008, 10:02:21 PM »
:evillaugh:
Checking in fresh from The Weird Al Yankovich concert! :-)

Oh look who decided to wander in :evillaugh:

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« Reply #86 on: July 18, 2008, 10:03:47 PM »



Yowwwwzzzzeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!   :naughty:

Look at those loins.  :evillaugh:

I feel like putting a handprint on them for some reason. :innocent:

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« Reply #87 on: July 18, 2008, 10:03:50 PM »
I feel like poop warmed over tnight...ain't pms grand.  :bawl:

That is all.



I loves you still.  *hugs*

I so needed that...I think I'll hug that cake on page one. It looks snuggly. d :evillaugh:



Hellloooooo!!! Who doesn't love Magnum P.I.???

Even in 70's shorts, he was yummy





Oh for cripes sake, I did a search under 70s shorts and found this little gem

http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~webstej1/images/GS70s%20shorts%20small.jpg

 :banghead: :2muchgay:

I know a flight attendant and she has met just a bunch of famous peeps. She said Jesse Jackson was an asshole, as was Frank Sinatra. She said that Tom Selleck was one of the nicest persons she has ever met.

I want to reach out and touch Tom.  :evillaugh:
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.â€

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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #88 on: July 18, 2008, 10:04:30 PM »
I feel like poop warmed over tnight...ain't pms grand.  :bawl:

That is all.



I loves you still.  *hugs*

I so needed that...I think I'll hug that cake on page one. It looks snuggly. d :evillaugh:



Hellloooooo!!! Who doesn't love Magnum P.I.???

Even in 70's shorts, he was yummy





Oh for cripes sake, I did a search under 70s shorts and found this little gem

http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~webstej1/images/GS70s%20shorts%20small.jpg

 :banghead: :2muchgay:


It's the 'stach.   :evillaugh:

BTW, link = hilarity. 
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #89 on: July 18, 2008, 10:04:49 PM »
:evillaugh:
Checking in fresh from The Weird Al Yankovich concert! :-)

Oh look who decided to wander in :evillaugh:
I'm about to wander out! Too many pics of man ass! :puke:
Call me "Asshole" One more time!

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« Reply #90 on: July 18, 2008, 10:04:56 PM »
^ROFL! Those are called plum smugglers.

Oh my!
Hide the coolwhip! :evillaugh:

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« Reply #91 on: July 18, 2008, 10:05:31 PM »
:evillaugh:
Checking in fresh from The Weird Al Yankovich concert! :-)

Oh look who decided to wander in :evillaugh:
I'm about to wander out! Too many pics of man ass! :puke:

I refuse to be seen with a man who has nicer legs than me.  :p
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.â€

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« Reply #92 on: July 18, 2008, 10:06:24 PM »
I feel like poop warmed over tnight...ain't pms grand.  :bawl:

That is all.



I loves you still.  *hugs*

I so needed that...I think I'll hug that cake on page one. It looks snuggly. d :evillaugh:



Hellloooooo!!! Who doesn't love Magnum P.I.???

Even in 70's shorts, he was yummy





Oh for cripes sake, I did a search under 70s shorts and found this little gem

http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~webstej1/images/GS70s%20shorts%20small.jpg

 :banghead: :2muchgay:

I know a flight attendant and she has met just a bunch of famous peeps. She said Jesse Jackson was an asshole, as was Frank Sinatra. She said that Tom Selleck was one of the nicest persons she has ever met.

I want to reach out and touch Tom.  :evillaugh:

:evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #93 on: July 18, 2008, 10:06:55 PM »
:evillaugh:
Checking in fresh from The Weird Al Yankovich concert! :-)

Oh look who decided to wander in :evillaugh:
I'm about to wander out! Too many pics of man ass! :puke:

If there was more testosterone in here, there wouldn't be a need to add eye candy for the ladies.
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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #94 on: July 18, 2008, 10:07:01 PM »
HA!

Hey, I'm not on the swim team, don't have the ghey and would be to lazy to do the work anywho. What?? You trying to get me into man-hoes or do you just sell those things or something?  :tongue: :-*


mmmm...Rearden in man hose....




LOL!!! 

You know what they say.... this thread is worthless....

Help! I'm being objectified. The women are taking over!!!


....


Oh. Wait. That's a good thing.  :evillaugh:
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #95 on: July 18, 2008, 10:07:05 PM »
I feel like poop warmed over tnight...ain't pms grand.  :bawl:

That is all.



I loves you still.  *hugs*

I so needed that...I think I'll hug that cake on page one. It looks snuggly. d :evillaugh:



Hellloooooo!!! Who doesn't love Magnum P.I.???

Even in 70's shorts, he was yummy





Oh for cripes sake, I did a search under 70s shorts and found this little gem

http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~webstej1/images/GS70s%20shorts%20small.jpg

 :banghead: :2muchgay:


It's the 'stach.   :evillaugh:

BTW, link = hilarity. 

As you probably could tell, the linky goes back to an article on gay sex in the 70's :thatsright:

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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #96 on: July 18, 2008, 10:08:20 PM »

Hellloooooo!!! Who doesn't love Magnum P.I.???

Even in 70's shorts, he was yummy

Oh for cripes sake, I did a search under 70s shorts and found this little gem

http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~webstej1/images/GS70s%20shorts%20small.jpg

 :banghead: :2muchgay:

Feeling funky?  Yeah, baby!

[youtube=425,350]rnFlHbeNgvA[/youtube]

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« Reply #97 on: July 18, 2008, 10:09:02 PM »
I like menz who can do this with their bodies.  :evillaugh:

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Re: Sex & Boozehounds ..... please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #98 on: July 18, 2008, 10:09:14 PM »
:evillaugh:
Checking in fresh from The Weird Al Yankovich concert! :-)

Oh look who decided to wander in :evillaugh:
I'm about to wander out! Too many pics of man ass! :puke:

What would you like to look at our dear tttl?  :evillaugh:

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« Reply #99 on: July 18, 2008, 10:09:16 PM »
You people are disgusting!



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