My mother, a die hard conservative needs a bit of help

[Kevin Hale]

It all makes sense now.  We were right.

I've no idea what this says.... it comes up to me as "The topic or board you are looking for appears to be either missing or off limits to you."

[Carl]

I never claimed to be anyone, aside from when that one guy asked who is Dan Burris. That's me. That's my real name. I never use my real name for most anything on the internet. Kevin Hale is a made up moniker just like all the other screen names out there. I like my privacy and don't want anyone and everyone being able to see details about me or my life with just a simple google search. I'm pretty sure some if not most of you can relate to that. 

All the people in my friend list on FB know who I am, therefore it doesn't matter what name I use. I actually know each and every person in my friend list and they all know my real name, hence them being my friends on there. I don't add random people just for the sake of popularity, I could care less. If you can see my timeline, you can even see my friends calling me Dan. Not using a real name on FB is no different than not using your real name on an internet forum.

How's that for an explanation? Anything else?

Enjoy your short stay dirt bag petty criminal Mike.

[Kevin Hale]

Enjoy your short stay dirt bag petty criminal Mike.

The hell is that supposed to mean?

[freedumb2003b]

1) And I'm not gonna answer your questions. If you're not my professor then I don't owe you an explanation for anything on my studies.  Hope you can live with that.

2) Yeah, you're right....... especially a FB that has posts dating back to 2008, genius.

IOW you don't know and your stolen valor goes back a while.

If you are going to lie, at least be convincing.

[Kevin Hale]

IOW you don't know and your stolen valor goes back a while.

If you are going to lie, at least be convincing.

What "stolen Valor"? I could show you my god damn DD214 and you still wouldn't believe me, just like I said. So meh, whatever you wanna think man, go right ahead.

[Kevin Hale]

If you are going to lie, at least be convincing.

This one is just for you, at least the "dumb" in your name is pretty spot on.


https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153144627694699&set=a.458925419698.254759.779234698&type=1


Suck it.

[freedumb2003b]

What "stolen Valor"? I could show you my god damn DD214 and you still wouldn't believe me, just like I said. So meh, whatever you wanna think man, go right ahead.

We know who you are -- and who and what you aren't.

Go back to DU, gen up a new name since they, stupid as they are, are on to your beg game, change your story enough and re-beg there.

[dutch508]

Jump school was at Benning, and during that time was my 14 week OSUT which was mostly lockdown then straight to jump school afterwards which was also mostly lockdown. When you said "turtleshells", I thought you were referring to something at Bragg, no wonder it didn't ring a bell.

Sand Hill?

[Kevin Hale]

We know who you are -- and who and what you aren't.

Go back to DU, gen up a new name since they, stupid as they are, are on to your beg game, change your story enough and re-beg there.

Apparently you don't. I dunno who you think I am, and I dunno why you refuse to believe anything I tell you. I've no idea what DU is all about and I've never posted there. But I'm assuming it's some sorta of whiney liberal site from the context clues I've gotten in these posts. Whatevers man. Keep the skepticism going! Next thing you'll be tellin me is that I hacked that facebook to post that photo somehow. hahaha. C'mon, lemme hear it. 

[Kevin Hale]

Sand Hill?

Yes, good ol' Sand Hill. That's were infantry basic training is.

[Mr Mannn]

So why are you still here? obviously you have a LOT of time to kill on a school night.
No one is dumb enough to give a liar like you any money.

are you just trolling now?
Do you think persistence and acting like a fragile flower will make us go, "Awww, let give money for his mommy." ???

the time you wasted here could have fixed up something for your mom. Lazy bum.

I've given money to needy folks before, and I can smell a fraud a mile away. And brother, you STINK!
Go home. and don't come back.

[Big Dog]

I've no idea what this says.... it comes up to me as "The topic or board you are looking for appears to be either missing or off limits to you."

It's off limits to you.

[Big Dog]

Question for you, Mr. Burris.

Were you just raising money for your mama when you were arrested for burglary and fencing stolen property about 3 years ago?

How about your drug beef? Maybe if you had kept the money in your pocket instead of supporting Florida's illicit pharmaceutical industry, you'd have money for dear old Mom.

I  guess using a fake name when you beg for money makes sense, considering.

[freedumb2003b]

Question for you, Mr. Burris.

Were you just raising money for your mama when you were arrested for burglary and fencing stolen property about 3 years ago?

How about your drug beef? Maybe if you had kept the money in your pocket instead of supporting Florida's illicit pharmaceutical industry, you'd have money for dear old Mom.

I  guess using a fake name when you beg for money makes sense, considering.

It certainly helped him steal valor.  Id theft, stolen valor -- the first is a crime, the latter an ass-kicking (they should have left it as a crime).

[obumazombie]

I think we've seen the last of Mr. Burris/Hale.
He kept intimating he was so much smarter than all my fellow cavers.
But my fellow cavers came through with flying colors and outed this pretender and criminal lib(birm).
I couldn't be prouder.

[freedumb2003b]

I think we've seen the last of Mr. Burris/Hale.
He kept intimating he was so much smarter than all my fellow cavers.
But my fellow cavers came through with flying colors and outed this pretender and criminal lib(birm).
I couldn't be prouder.

I wish I was the investigator but others did the hard lifting.  Our NCIS Abbies :)

[HawkHogan]

Perhaps if you were a member of this community, we would be more willing to help you out. Instead you created an account just to beg. 

Also, I can't wait to get to 1000 so I can find out what was discovered.

[Skul]

Perhaps if you were a member of this community, we would be more willing to help you out. Instead you created an account just to beg. 

Also, I can't wait to get to 1000 so I can find out what was discovered.

By all means, 1000 isn't hard to reach.


Edit to give coach a  for the info in the supper seekrit sqwerl forum.

Any guesses on the DUmp handle yet?

[Kevin Hale]

Question for you, Mr. Burris.

Were you just raising money for your mama when you were arrested for burglary and fencing stolen property about 3 years ago?

How about your drug beef? Maybe if you had kept the money in your pocket instead of supporting Florida's illicit pharmaceutical industry, you'd have money for dear old Mom.

I  guess using a fake name when you beg for money makes sense, considering.

Wtf are you even talking about?? 3 years ago I was still in NC at Bragg. Drug beef?? Seriously, where do you clowns come up with this stuff??


Yeah, g'head and cheer, rally, or pat yourself on the back for feeling like you've cracked the case, but you're on the wrong lead here and I've no freakin clue where you'd even come up with all that crap. By all means, please share.

I think we've seen the last of Mr. Burris/Hale.
He kept intimating he was so much smarter than all my fellow cavers.
But my fellow cavers came through with flying colors and outed this pretender and criminal lib(birm).
I couldn't be prouder.

They came through, eh? Okay hoss, whatever you say. This is absolutely ridiculous. Show me, please please please show me the proof of all these things I've allegedly done.

[Kevin Hale]

Perhaps if you were a member of this community, we would be more willing to help you out. Instead you created an account just to beg. 

Also, I can't wait to get to 1000 so I can find out what was discovered.

Oh did I? oh my god you guys are so lame it's not even funny. But I do love how you all rally around "busting the imposter beggar cheater" without a shred of evidence. Must be a pretty easy bandwagon to jump onto, but then again..... people are sheep.

[RobJohnson]

Oh did I? oh my god you guys are so lame it's not even funny. But I do love how you all rally around "busting the imposter beggar cheater" without a shred of evidence. Must be a pretty easy bandwagon to jump onto, but then again..... people are sheep.

Be well.

[Kevin Hale]

I think we've seen the last of Mr. Burris/Hale.
He kept intimating he was so much smarter than all my fellow cavers.
But my fellow cavers came through with flying colors and outed this pretender and criminal lib(birm).
I couldn't be prouder.

Oh.... my ...... goodnes. It all makes sense now. I knew you lot weren't the brightest so I shoulda suspected something like this.
Your "fellow cavers" are thinking they're like sherlock when I bet they couldn't even solve Scooby Doo capers.

Now I know why that one guy was trying to call me "Mike" and why the other guy thinks he cracked the case by finding my "fencing/burglary/whatever" charges.

*AHEM*


DANIEL IS MY FIRST NAME YOU FREAKIN WINGNUTS. Not my middle name. So the hero to be stumbles upon this link:

http://jail.com/arrest-records/mike-burris-3234188

or maybe this one

http://mugshot-record-search.com/mugshot/FL/Jacksonville-Sheriff-Office/2012-Aug-22/837624/MIKE-BURRIS

and all of a sudden..... he's the Cave hero, good job guy. Way to crack the..... oh wait..... just one lil issue.... My first name is Daniel, not Mike. sorry to burst your bubble there guys. Oh oh... or could it be... he saw this link:

http://www.justicecoalition.org/newspaper/October2012/OCT_VA_pg-15.pdf

I like that one. Cause if any of you were paying attention, you can tell that Dbag in the photo looks nothing like me.



oh wait, but I'm probably lying about all that too huh? am I? AM I? Hmmm..... hold on, I got something for ya....






now, g'head and tell me I faked all that too.


Good job on cracking the case, Sherlock. I'm sure you're a real asset to Scotland Yard over there.

[Mr Mannn]

2:41 AM and you are still posting. Shows the lie as to the lack of time you can spare to help your mother.

I can only imagine you are a total a$$  in real life. because being pissy and trolling is all you can do after being denied free money. Others would have packed up and gone to greener pastures.

You're still here raking in the abuse. Why? are you both a liar and a moron?
cause only a moron would publish photo ID on a hostile site.

[Kevin Hale]

2:41 AM and you are still posting. Shows the lie as to the lack of time you can spare to help your mother.

I can only imagine you are a total a$$  in real life. because being pissy and trolling is all you can do after being denied free money. Others would have packed up and gone to greener pastures.

You're still here raking in the abuse. Why? are you both a liar and a moron?
cause only a moron would publish photo ID on a hostile site.

Oh yeah, cause 2:41 is the ideal time to do home improvements. I think I'm gonna pitch that as a show idea to Bob Villa, we'll call it, "Repairs after midnight: the renovations will never let you sleep".

Are you seriously that dense?

Oh yeah, I'm the moron for posting an ID photo here.... posting it with all the important info covered. No, I'm not smart at all. Geez, some people.

C'mon though, keep it coming. I'm sensing you guys will find something else to pick at or judge me for since this whole "arrested for larceny/fencing" thing has been blown back in your faces.

I understand that petty and low people get that feel good from thinking they've outsmarted someone. And that name calling makes you feel better. You guys just wanna be right soooooo bad that even if I provided 100% beyond a shadow of a doubt proof to everything I claim, you still wouldn't believe it. Nor would you be happy about it.

What's next? Hmmmm? I'm assuming just more insults and accusations of some type of lying/faking who I am. But lets see. shall we?

[Mr Mannn]

$0 of $4,700
Sure. spending your time here so wisely. Lying troll.
I can't wait till your time is up and you are banned.