Dear Mrs. Deflated and Depressed;
I'm so very sorry to hear of all your troubles, and how you are browbeating your significant other, Diabeticman, with your flappy, insufficiently inflated arms (and legs, when the wind picks up). I suspect that your rather atmospheric-based depression is caused by all of the other condo owners due to their lack of charity caused by the jealously guarded kids being kept away from your spongy personage. Oh, and your creepy significant other. they must all be Conservatives. And now, you want katz? I can only imagine the pain, suffering and horror the last batch of felines went through after they clawed a hole into you and took your breath away. Did Diabeticman kick them, or refuse to lift your flaccid form from on top of them, causing them to suffocate? Too bad.
Anyway, I'd like to help you with your letter to all of your neighbors.
Dear Condo Owner Scum:
Just because a rule has stood for several years since incorporation of the by laws does not mean it cannot be change and I am asking informing you help me of my requirement that you vote to change a current rule which does not allow one condo owners to have pets living in the Condo owner’s unit. I am aware of some moving into this complex and having to re-home pets because of confusion about being allowed pets. I am especially wanting to have some puppies in the complex some that deranged partner of mine will have something else to kick when our perverted sex is not quite as satisfying as he expects it to be, besides my katz. Oh, and it doesn't matter what you want, I'm getting some katz regardless.
Thankx for your time, if you're a Proggie.
Die a painful death if you're not.
Love
Mrs Diabetic Man'sdevote woman
You have to be forceful with the other owners, or they'll never let you have your way.
It would also help if you used a blood red crayon to scrawl and use the closing salutation "DIE RW FOOL DIE"
