Days of our Lives update: Condo saga continues! Diabetic man not gone from DU!

[tanstaafl]

Dear Mrs. Deflated and Depressed;

I'm so very sorry to hear of all your troubles, and how you are browbeating your significant other, Diabeticman, with your flappy, insufficiently inflated arms (and legs, when the wind picks up). I suspect that your rather atmospheric-based depression is caused by all of the other condo owners due to their lack of charity caused by the jealously guarded kids being kept away from your spongy personage. Oh, and your creepy significant other. they must all be Conservatives. And now, you want katz? I can only imagine the pain, suffering and horror the last batch of felines went through after they clawed a hole into you and took your breath away. Did Diabeticman kick them, or refuse to lift your flaccid form from on top of them, causing them to suffocate? Too bad.

Anyway, I'd like to help you with your letter to all of your neighbors.

Dear Condo Owner Scum:

Just because a rule has stood for several years since incorporation of the by laws does not mean it cannot be change and I am asking informing you help me of my requirement that you vote to change a current rule which does not allow one condo owners to have pets living in the Condo owner’s unit. I am aware of some moving into this complex and having to re-home pets because of confusion about being allowed pets. I am especially wanting to have some puppies in the complex some that deranged partner of mine will have something else to kick when our perverted sex is not quite as satisfying as he expects it to be, besides my katz. Oh, and it doesn't matter what you want, I'm getting some katz regardless.

Thankx for your time, if you're a Proggie.

Die a painful death if you're not.

Love

Mrs Diabetic Man'sdevote woman


You have to be forceful with the other owners, or they'll never let you have your way.

It would also help if you used a blood red crayon to scrawl and use the closing salutation "DIE RW FOOL DIE"

[landofconfusion80]

you know what guys? I think Diabetusman is a little stressed out with his marriage and this is just a way of striking out. Ever since that marketing crew showed up to pitch condos out on the lawn, he's felt like less of a man. Especially with them hitting on his wife every time they come down the driveway.

[Big Dog]

Dear Condo Owner Scum:

Just because a rule has stood for several years since incorporation of the by laws does not mean it cannot be change and I am asking informing you help me of my requirement that you vote to change a current rule which does not allow one condo owners to have pets living in the Condo owner’s unit. I am aware of some moving into this complex and having to re-home pets because of confusion about being allowed pets. I am especially wanting to have some puppies in the complex some that deranged partner of mine will have something else to kick when our perverted sex is not quite as satisfying as he expects it to be, besides my katz. Oh, and it doesn't matter what you want, I'm getting some katz regardless.

Thankx for your time, if you're a Proggie.

Die a painful death if you're not.

Love

Mrs Diabetic Man'sdevote woman

After which she farted, flew around the room two or three times, and disappeared out the window.

[Chris_]

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[Gina]

I had EVERY intention to stay away but I got a few PMs requesting I keep them inform

Then pm them back privately. 

[freedumb2003b]

Just because a rule is in place over so many years DOES NOT MEAN IT CAN NOT BE OVER TURNED! I will fight TO MY DYING BREATH to see pet ownership—especially cat ownership is allowed. I will petition my fellow Condo dwellers every week, month, and year to help me overturn this rule.

I am in the process of suing my HOA and have been on the board of my prior one, so I know a thing or two abut CID laws.

As far as the petitions go, if they are as batshit crazy as the ones so far, I think they will become quite a point of meaningless mirth for the recipients.  As for having any real weight -- nah.

Changing the rule depends on how the rule was created. If it is part of the CC&Rs it will take a majority vote, probably taken at the Annual Meeting.  And it will take a lawyer since changes ot the CC&Rs need to be filed with the State (and maybe locality).

If the rule was done by Board vote (which I suspect since some people were clearly grandfathered in), it will only take convincing the Board -- which is zero percent since you usually need to be ON the Board to even have a chance and this yahoo has pissed of (or will piss off) everyone who he needs to be on his side.

Bottom line: full of sound and fury...

[Big Dog]

Then pm them back privately. 

They live in his head alone, like the voice of the inflatable wife.

[Big Dog]

Does the d-man have to clean inflatable cat shit out of the litter box?

[Conservative Libertarian]

I refuse to live anywhere that won't allow me to put up antennas.

[freedumb2003b]

I refuse to live anywhere that won't allow me to put up antennas.

CID living isn't for everyone.  Most libertarian-breaking Conservatives would go bonkers.  There are some advantages -- the grounds get taken care of, no one can paint their house purple with pink stripes.

I just remind people that it is a choice, entered into voluntarily.

[Zathras]

you know what guys? I think Diabetusman is a little stressed out with his marriage and this is just a way of striking out. Ever since that marketing crew showed up to pitch condos out on the lawn, he's felt like less of a man. Especially with them hitting on his wife every time they come down the driveway.

Well that's what happens when you make a deal with Al Harrington.....

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