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Offline dutch508

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A DUmp Christmas Story...
« on: December 30, 2014, 11:08:52 PM »
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Laura PourMeADrink (16,884 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018706126

So...did anyone have a brother drunk from a party stumble in
on Christmas Eve - just as a priest was over blessing the
perogies and kielbasa? He slept on a blanket by the washer and dryer in the basement and was gone before dawn.

Didn't think so. Is this the worst holiday story??
 

Well... with your screen name....

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3. Laura we need talk off line

Ah, man!....  :(

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Laura PourMeADrink (16,884 posts)
6. If you're Catholic, that's the thing - you get the priest to come over and bless the food before dinner. It's just a thing


Well, I am not Chatholic but I don't think that that is a thing... (Oh crap! I did the Jefferson's Ghost "THAT" thing!)

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8. Well shit

all the times we had Christmas Eve dinner at my son's house, my (Polish) DIL never had the priest there blessing the kielbasa and pierogi and kapusta and fried fish, etc. Although we did exchange some special Polish saying before we ate, so maybe that's an alternative if all the priests are off blessing other peoples' dinners? In any case, they moved out of state this past January and so this was the first time in many years we didn't get to have Xmas Eve dinner with them. Made me sad.


Somehow there is a racist feel to all this...

Thats all there is now... I haven't heard fromt his DUmpmonkey before but she sounds like a fun date...  :fuelfire:
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Re: A DUmp Christmas Story...
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2014, 11:19:42 PM »
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6. If you're Catholic, that's the thing - you get the priest to come over and bless the food before dinner. It's just a thing

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Re: A DUmp Christmas Story...
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2014, 05:15:42 AM »
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6. If you're Catholic, that's the thing - you get the priest to come over and bless the food before dinner. It's just a thing

Gee, I'm Catholic, born, baptized and raised. I never heard of such a practice. We had a blessing of the farm and herd once, but th*t was with a new pastor. He did it one year for all the farmers in the rural parish, and th*t was it. Unless your the biggest donor in the parish, no priest is gonna come to your home to say grace for you.
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Re: A DUmp Christmas Story...
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2014, 09:49:23 AM »
But ... are you Polish Catholic?
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Re: A DUmp Christmas Story...
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2014, 12:58:31 PM »
One year a priest came over to visit my daughter and her friend on Christmas eve, then a few years later he was charged with "inappropriate behavior" with others.  :thatsright:
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Re: A DUmp Christmas Story...
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2014, 02:56:57 PM »
Quote from: J P Sousa on December 31, 2014, 12:58:31 PM
One year a priest came over to visit my daughter and her friend on Christmas eve, then a few years later he was charged with "inappropriate behavior" with others.  :thatsright:

 :rotf:  I shouldn't laugh but that was funny the way you laid it out there
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Re: A DUmp Christmas Story...
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2014, 03:52:44 PM »
Quote from: Gina on December 31, 2014, 02:56:57 PM
:rotf:  I shouldn't laugh but that was funny the way you laid it out there

You should have seen the faces of my wife and I when we found out together. 
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Re: A DUmp Christmas Story...
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2014, 05:51:41 PM »
I feel deprived.....no drunk relatives, no family brawls, not even a single curse word, nothing but good food and good fellowship....by DUmmie standards, it was a boring Christmas.....I enjoyed it.
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Re: A DUmp Christmas Story...
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2014, 06:13:35 PM »
Too bad we can't get a video of Big Mo's Christmas dinner.
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Re: A DUmp Christmas Story...
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2014, 07:38:09 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 31, 2014, 06:13:35 PM
Too bad we can't get a video of Big Mo's Christmas dinner.

With her farm fresh fare.
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Re: A DUmp Christmas Story...
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2014, 08:19:31 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 31, 2014, 06:13:35 PM
Too bad we can't get a video of Big Mo's Christmas dinner.

Just watch the movie "Animal House". Pay close attention to the cafeteria scene.
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